Aylee -> RE: PLENTY OF NOTHING (11/24/2009 6:11:48 PM)
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ORIGINAL: BKSir So, there were these two southern belles sitting on a veranda, sipping their mint juleps one afternoon and talking. The first one says "For our honeymoon, mah husband took me on a cruise of the Bahamas." To which the second replied, "That's niiiice." The first continued "For our first anniversary, he bought me this here 3 karat diamond ring." To which the second replied, "That's niiiice." She continued on, "For our fifth anniversary, he got me that purdy lincoln out there in the drive." Of course, the second replied "That's niiice." "And, for our tenth anniversary, he got me this here house with this veranda we's sittin' on right now." And her friend, once again replied, "That's niiiice." "So, what did your husband get for you for your wedding present?", the first lady asked. With a smile on her face, the second replied, "He sent me to finishin' school to learn how to say 'That's niiiice.', instead of 'Fuck you.". I have heard that one. Except she said, "That's nice, that's real niiice." [:)] That phrase still gets used around my parents house and my own.
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