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Tiger Jokes - 12/2/2009 11:32:20 PM   
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ESPN just reported that Phil Mickeleson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger   What's the  difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?  Tiger can drive a golf ball 350  yards.   Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. 
 
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron.
 
Poor Elin, I don't know how she putts, but it's clear she can't seem to hit the driver...
 
Driving accuracy as always been the weakest part of Tiger's wonderful game.
 
I went up to my golf club yesterday for a lesson, golf pro asked what I wanted.  I said I want to drive like Tiger Woods, so the guy drives my car into a tree and charges me $50.
 
That's no way to treat the caddy.


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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/2/2009 11:35:45 PM   
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That's no way to treat the caddy.


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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/2/2009 11:46:06 PM   
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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/2/2009 11:47:49 PM   
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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/3/2009 12:02:58 AM   
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Uchitel is filing for caddy payments - she's been polishing his club for months.
 
 
Thank you. Tip your waitress please.
 

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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/3/2009 10:36:29 AM   
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The black half of Tiger was fucking around and the asian half was doing the driving

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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/3/2009 1:05:18 PM   
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Did you hear?  Given current events, he's changing his nickname from "Tiger" to... <drum roll>... CHEETAH!!!






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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/3/2009 6:41:26 PM   
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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/3/2009 6:44:08 PM   
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ETA: it's a good pic really....just don't know why it won't show....


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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/3/2009 11:37:51 PM   
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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/4/2009 12:09:22 AM   
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"...Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies...."

153 Tiger Woods Jokes

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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/4/2009 12:12:01 AM   
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"...Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies...."


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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/4/2009 7:14:56 AM   
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Hahahahahahahahahah damn bro..hahahahahaha if my drama wasn't a teaching experience...hahahahhahahaha...huh? what do you mean my time is up? wait a minute, I have rights...hey let go...Tiger....help a brother out....stop....ouch.....Tiger...quit while you're ahead...ouch...mama!!!
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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/4/2009 9:15:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		sooooo funny! Gotta have a sense of humor aobut the whole thing i guess...

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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/4/2009 10:30:18 AM   
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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/8/2009 1:11:28 PM   
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which record will tiger break first. 1] Jack micklaus 's 18 majors Tiger has 14.
2] wilt chamberlain's number of women slept with reported to be over 20,000.
I VOTE NUMBER 2

TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN ELIN

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RE: Tiger Jokes - 12/9/2009 7:32:40 AM   
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some people may find cartoon blood a bit abusive...
http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/tiger-woods-wife-outrun-video-game.swf


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