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Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/4/2009 11:06:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rockspider

there seem to be no lawyers involved here


I already mentioned that my Counsel is overworked and underpaid in my previous post when I mentioned Trapped having to get her own.

I am a pro se litigant in the instant action since, in the real world, I draft these kinds of pleadings every day.

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I therefore humbly offers my service at a mere 400 bucks an hour. I am sure i can do just as good a job as the ones i have tried. Sending a few letters forward and back, stirring up the pot and drawing the case out in eternity while sending hefty bills i think any fool can do.[:D]


Isn't it a fool who takes himself for a client? 

Good thing I didn't sign a retainer agreement with myself!  *whew!!!*  [;)]



rockspider -> RE: Farewell (12/4/2009 11:11:37 PM)

Well next time i need a lawyer i will get Hells Angels to break the lawyers bones first[sm=argue.gif]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/4/2009 11:15:33 PM)

*grabs eraser and removes evidence of rockspider's post*

Careful!!!  Pre-meditation is a bitch to get out of!  *giggles*  [:D]



Level -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 2:26:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Think we could talk Kali's destroyer into doing it on cam?


Read this as "doing it in the can".
[:D]



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 2:32:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

To the MaliciousProsecutionSwitch:

I hereby inform you that the plaintiff, known as Kalista has been falsely accused and I hereby give notice that the the plaintiff Kalista is under the guardianship of the witness known as Bear2Wolf.

Under section 99.5, subsection 8 paragraph 9.23.4.1, states that the plaintiff is under immunity to the charges brought forth by said MaliciousProsecutionSwitch. Furthermore, a writ of amnesty under the habius corpus sanctimonious congluberation states that any persecutional charges must be brought forth to the Canadian Consulate in The Official Bear Cave. Upon receiving said documents in quadruple, a hearing is will be set between 130 - 300 days whichever comes sooner.

Sincerely,
Wolf2Bear
Sherlock Hemlock ManWhore Supreme.



Sounds like Red wants to Habius Kali's Corpus.....



sunshinemiss -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 5:09:15 AM)

You know... coffee is a good thing to imbibe prior to reading these here "stupidity" threads.  Do you think the serious peoples on the other threads know how very clever all y'all are? 



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 5:33:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

You know... coffee is a good thing to imbibe prior to reading these here "stupidity" threads. Do you think the serious peoples on the other threads know how very clever all y'all are?


Shhhhhhh....If you tell them, I'll habius your corpus!



ShaharThorne -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 5:33:49 AM)

I just want to know if Kali survived.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 5:34:02 AM)

This may not be a deterrent....



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 5:44:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

This may not be a deterrent....


Ok, then I'll Habius your Corpuscles.

THAT should be a deterrant!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:11:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Think we could talk Kali's destroyer into doing it on cam?


Read this as "doing it in the can".
[:D]


*giggles wildly*



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:13:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Sounds like Red wants to Habius Kali's Corpus.....


I plead the Fifth, on the grounds that any other response may incriminate me.

Signed,
MuteSwitch



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:20:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I just want to know if Kali survived.


She did on this instant offense.  However, she texted me this morning.  Apparently, last night was not deterrent enough.  Kali is a repeat offender.  Her recitivism rate is extraordinarily high.  If she lives to see another day, she may very well be placed under heavy supervision.

Signed,
ProbationAndParoleSwitch



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:45:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

You know... coffee is a good thing to imbibe prior to reading these here "stupidity" threads.  Do you think the serious peoples on the other threads know how very clever all y'all are? 


Sadly, Sunny-bunny, I think we of the Randomly Stupid genre are going to leave this mortal coil with our precociousness undiscovered.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:47:17 AM)

The world will never know such greatness.

A pity.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:50:20 AM)

*lowers head in a moment of silence over "what could have been"*  [&o]



sunshinemiss -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:54:10 AM)

So.  the hot little black number is not appropriate?  Like there's no mourning of the kali-liciousness' mojo?  And I had some smoking stockings to go with that dress, too.  (You know the kind with the little satin bows up at the top.) 

Damn.



Aylee -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:55:15 AM)

I thought that hot little black numbers were ALWAYS appropriate! 



sunshinemiss -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:58:01 AM)

Oh!  well in that case....



Daddysredhead -> RE: Farewell (12/5/2009 8:59:55 AM)

Oh no...  I think definitely wear that lil get-up! (expects pics)

I have not heard back from she who is the Founder and C.E.O. of A.S.S. (Association of Sir-Sassers) since 10:01 a.m. EST.

I would hate to prematurely report her untimely demise, especially when I am of the understanding that she would be road-tripping this day and would have little access to the outside world.

However, this may have been part of the story her Sir wanted me to believe so he could have at least 24 hours to hide her body.

This is a sticky wicket indeed.




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