GoddessImaginos -> RE: 'I'll explain when we talk' (12/5/2009 2:42:36 PM)
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ORIGINAL: lizi So Mr. Blood Pressure, the guy who is into laying eggs like a chicken (an oldie but goodie), the man who wants to lick my eyelids and stick his dick in my ear, the man who wants to bind me into a rope chrysalis and then film me when I 'emerge', the man who has dark desires but won't say what the desires are except that they are...dark [8|], the human ashtray (anyone heard from him?), the tampon eater, the man who wants to 'eat' me...no, not the usual interpretation, the man who wants me to fart into a plastic ziploc bag and then send the bag to him, the one who wants to let me loose as prey on his land and hunt me down with a gun and if i get away will let me sleep on a concrete slab in his garage till next time...instead of having me turn these guys all down they could be very happy with a scammer/slave girl on their arm instead! Great idea Rex....great idea. Ok, these just made me laugh. I'm assuming you really had people request these things of you, which, although really and truly weird in my opinion, made me laugh that much harder. Especially farting into a plastic bag and sending it to someone, lol. Yes, they were 'real' requests. Having had 3 boys the fart one didn't phase me too much. My oldest once farted into a plastic Easter egg, duct taped the edges and then opened it for his brothers a month later and they all about passed out from the smell that was still in there. Yup, things about farting just aren't that weird to me with that going on in the backgound of my life. People wonder why I hide my profile sometimes, I just get tired of it. Although now that I have I am collared in my profile the requests, weird and not weird, have slowed down quite a bit. Now the weird requests are mostly Dom's that try to convince me they want friendship but have as their main profile pic a shot of their dick. Yeah...sure, I'd like to be friends with your body part. Count me in...woo hoo. lizi, I had three boys too; bless your heart honey LOL. [:D] Amen to the sometimes hiding My profile thing. BS is king, apparently. I sometimes have to wonder at all the Doms not already of My acquaintance who insist on stopping by My profile - sometimes repeatedly. I am a happily married Woman with a family who will NOT be making any exceptions for them, and My profile states this quite clearly. Do these idjits presume to think that they will somehow change My alleged mind? (NOT) [sm=fingers.gif][sm=gaah.gif]
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