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DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 10:39:21 AM

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That stupid fuckin fake spider my granddaughter left here after halloween!!

I have scared myself with it like 3 times....

And i could have sworn i threw it away.....
**goes off to ponder if this is hubbys idea of funny

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 10:45:32 AM

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My brother and I used to do that to our mother with a fake rat. Good times, good times...

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 10:47:20 AM

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My brother and I used to do that to our mother with a fake rat. Good times, good times...

i had 3 count em THREE teenagers all at the same time..... i was hoping my "golden years" would be Fake puke, poop, and insect free!

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 10:48:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: breatheasone

That stupid fuckin fake spider my granddaughter left here after halloween!!

I have scared myself with it like 3 times.... And i could have sworn i threw it away.....
**goes off to ponder if this is hubbys idea of funny**

It's this things fuckdoll:

DO NOT throw it away!!!

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 10:50:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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ORIGINAL: breatheasone

That stupid fuckin fake spider my granddaughter left here after halloween!!

I have scared myself with it like 3 times.... And i could have sworn i threw it away.....
**goes off to ponder if this is hubbys idea of funny**

It's this things fuckdoll:

DO NOT throw it away!!!

I need to get me a few of these!

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 10:58:40 AM

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awwww, lookit.....a puppy!!!!

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 11:08:37 AM

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I love tarantulas, so cute! It's the skinny ones that bug me, you can't see where their legs are going.

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 11:41:18 AM

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Nope! I'm almost 40 and my baby brother's 33 and we STILL get her. What's fun is now, my midget gets in on the act, too.

Yes, we're jerks. LOL

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My brother and I used to do that to our mother with a fake rat. Good times, good times...

i had 3 count em THREE teenagers all at the same time..... i was hoping my "golden years" would be Fake puke, poop, and insect free!

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 11:59:02 AM

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GD it all not the large oversized spiders. I have a phobia you know.

*gers the irn skillet out for major smashing*

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 12:35:38 PM

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When my daughter was a junior in high school, I bought a wooden slug that looked remarkably like the real thing. It was a magnet, so when I got home, I put it on the stove & promptly forgot about it. She got home from school & I sent her in to do the dishes. I hear this quavery, "mo-o-o-mmm???" & go in to see what the problem is. She was standing across the room, pointing at the slug. I told her since she was doing the dishes, that included the stove & she had to get rid of it. She started begging so I said, "Oh all right!!!", walked over, grabbed it with my hand while she shrieked like a little girl!! Ahhhhhh, good times!!

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 12:40:39 PM

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Ahhh the good ol times, watching my mom yelling at brothers for putting spiders in eachothers beds as a prank the day she was changing sheets.
yupp, that was the days I was thinking good thing I'm a girl

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 12:44:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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That stupid fuckin fake spider my granddaughter left here after halloween!!

I have scared myself with it like 3 times.... And i could have sworn i threw it away.....
**goes off to ponder if this is hubbys idea of funny**

It's this things fuckdoll:

DO NOT throw it away!!!

Ok THATS just fuckin wrong, on so many levels. i'll have you know i'm very sensitive, and delicate even, and if you show me another pic like that i'm gonna punch you in the nose!

LMAO

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 12:46:02 PM

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i'd also like to add, i think its disturbing that scaring ones mom is a favorite past time of some delinquent youth in the world today

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 12:48:54 PM

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disturbing maybe but still funny

Remembers the time when she punked mom with a fake mouse on a string

dang must remember to read it before I click on the send botton

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 12:50:12 PM

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So is scaring one's aunt. My 1yo niece discovered jumping on the couch will result in a facedown fall. She got back up and tried to do it some more.

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 1:10:10 PM

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tellin ya now....if the kid even THINKS about bringing any of that crap into this house he will find his ass in time-out for life.

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 1:13:17 PM

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Yeah, yeah, whatever... LOL

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 1:20:02 PM

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A few years back i was living in the ATL and bought a canister of life sized bugs (under duress) with the caveat that he would pick them up at all times. So, of course, about a week later, its very late 1030pm or so, hes in the tub and im picking up his room and lecturing him on how bad it is that im picking up these bugs....and, i finally get to the last one...a huge tarantula lookin thing....i tried to scoop it up, but it waddled away.

im screaming, highstepping in circles, waving my arms....he comes in dripping with bubbles....sees it....starts screaming, highstepping in circles, waving his arms....

By the time i decided that this tactic was not effective, the spider was heading for under the bed, which would have resulted in us moving out of that apartment that nite...so i grabbed the only thing within reach....his BabyBook.

....Mom of the Year!!!!

To this day, there is a stain on that damned thing.

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 1:21:28 PM

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RE: DAMN! DAMN! Double DAMN! - 12/7/2009 1:37:15 PM

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tellin ya now....if the kid even THINKS about bringing any of that crap into this house he will find his ass in time-out for life.

This time out stuff must have happen just after mine would have been too old for it...Because i raised mine the way i was raised...

LOL....Ahh the good old days.....

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