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Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 6:03:23 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		Please feel free to post your most adorable troll messages here (no screenames of course).

Yup, I'll go first again.

"You look like a male." Only made more funny by his total lack of a picture or ANY profile at all besides the screename. I gotted a giggle.

lovingpet

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 6:31:05 PM   
Level


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Status: offline 		So, a blind guy sends you mail, no sweat.

I seldom get a-hole mail, but when I do, it reeks of Ghana-ese, even if they profile shows a US addy.

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Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 6:50:59 PM   
lovingpet


Posts: 4270
Joined: 6/19/2005
Status: offline 		Oh, I rarely get troll mail either. It usually makes me giggle as I hit the block button and makes me all warm and fuzzy inside that I actually am kinda normalish like! LOL

Ghana-ese.... LOL

edited cuz I forgot to mention the totally blushies I got over the "blind guy" statement. Swoonies



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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 7:32:19 PM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		A whack job sent me this unsolicited gem in September:

"Hey wench, I may be able to handle you very well, gyrl. Ending up pimping you out maybe, but, that would be your choice, of course. PM me, or return email me, gyrl."

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 7:39:31 PM   
nubianmuscle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

A whack job sent me this unsolicited gem in September:

"Hey wench, I may be able to handle you very well, gyrl. Ending up pimping you out maybe, but, that would be your choice, of course. PM me, or return email me, gyrl."

WTF?

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 7:39:48 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

A whack job sent me this unsolicited gem in September:

"Hey wench, I may be able to handle you very well, gyrl. Ending up pimping you out maybe, but, that would be your choice, of course. PM me, or return email me, gyrl."


Some prostitutes DO make lots of money.  Just sayin'. 

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 9:04:27 PM   
thishereboi


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Status: offline 		Well if that is what a male looks like, I may have to rethink being gay.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 9:14:14 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

So, a blind guy sends you mail, no sweat.

I seldom get a-hole mail, but when I do, it reeks of Ghana-ese, even if they profile shows a US addy.


would that be like "Ghana-rhea?" 

*hehehe*

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 9:16:53 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		Tonight, I got:

"Happy holidays maam!! hehhe whats upp:) im am wearing a bikkini right now heheh i got wasted last night and toook pics wanna see hhehe and i have me with a dildo"

Yeah... because that's what I really need to see...  some big hairy guy in a two-piece. 
He must know how I feel about drunks, too. 
No, little one... you ARE the dildo. 


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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/8/2009 11:56:28 PM   
HimNbabygirl


Posts: 645
Joined: 11/4/2009
From: Knoxville, TN and Somewhere, WV
Status: offline 		my personal favorite was on another site where i had clearly listed, multiple times, that i had a Master and a husband i had a "Dom" ask me why someone like me had escaped having a "Dom" and would i be interested in joining his poly household lmao


His baby girl

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:09:37 AM   
QuirkyAnne


Posts: 268
Joined: 9/17/2008
Status: offline 		I received this little treasure the other day from a man who hadn't even read my profile:

"I look at your profile,[Trust me... He DIDN'T] and I recognize your type of slut. The abuse that you crave is so extreme, so unacceptable to the outside world, that to even talk about it cheapens it. No scene can approach the violent and humiliating fantasies in your head, because you would always have a safeword, you would always feel just a little bit silly dealing with a man who would accept your limits, who would subject his power to any sort of restraint.

I accept no restraint, and I need none. I delight in taking a woman and turning her into a bitch, a panting, whining, needy little cunt who begs for pain and orgasms and more tasks to complete to please me. Because whatever other women might be good for, you and I both know that sluts like you are only worth anything when they're pleasing their Master.

Are you ready to please, little slut?"

*sigh*

I wonder how often he's sent this copy/paste form letter out?

Anne



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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:26:08 AM   
sophiesback


Posts: 4039
Joined: 11/4/2009
From: Illinois
Status: offline 		this girl doesn't get mail from trolls.

Oh, wait!  That's because this girl doesn't have an active profile anymore!  BONUS!  

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:54:33 AM   
ShaharThorne


Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline 		No troll hugging from me today. I am the troll in disguise.

Gees, I wish this pain would go away...LOL!

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:57:24 AM   
sophiesback


Posts: 4039
Joined: 11/4/2009
From: Illinois
Status: offline 		*plays with Shahar's pretty fuzzy blue troll hair*

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 1:07:27 AM   
ShaharThorne


Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline 		Its purple! I used to have one with a purple gem in its belly as well.

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Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:08:19 PM   
lovingpet


Posts: 4270
Joined: 6/19/2005
Status: offline 		There are absolutely hilarious! I will admit that I don't know whether to be offended or flattered by thishereboi's post. The feelings are confuzzlating I tell ya!

If it helps Shahar, you's an adorable little troll!



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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:25:04 PM   
devilishpixie


Posts: 1044
Joined: 10/15/2009
Status: offline 		I got this the other day.

"how big are those jugs babe "

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:28:44 PM   
CarrieO


Posts: 2432
Joined: 1/27/2008
Status: offline 		I heard from a local troll today...

"my master would like you
lets talk more so we can connect
trust wont waste your time
good fuck toy"

There are times I think having an inactive profile might not be a bad thing. 

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:31:35 PM   
persephonee


Posts: 5089
Joined: 12/15/2007
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quote:

ORIGINAL: nubianmuscle


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

A whack job sent me this unsolicited gem in September:

"Hey wench, I may be able to handle you very well, gyrl. Ending up pimping you out maybe, but, that would be your choice, of course. PM me, or return email me, gyrl."

WTF?


Yeah, and that was AFTER he changed his profile pic to the giant beardy look....

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And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

E*Whore, extraordinaire....

Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:34:03 PM   
ShaharThorne


Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline 		I get ones from Shreveport, LA. As if I am a hop, skip and a jump away from them.

I don't drive folks due to the meds that I take! I get online for visitations (and greyhound has that cute little door to protect the driver in cases of raving lunatics).

Where was I..oh yea...*plays with her bedazzled navel*

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Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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