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You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 12:58:49 PM

FirmhandKY

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.... your profile starts with "am",

... you have an over-abundance of commas in your profile, with spaces before them ...

... you weigh less than 60 pounds ...

... you are deaf ...

... your dom just died ...

... you are from Atlanta-NY, San Francisco-Nebraska or Nashville, Alaska ...

... you are a college grad ... but have trouble spelling "the", "and", "like" ...

... you are African American, but you have blonde hair and blue eyes ...

I'm sure there are lots more out there ...

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 1:00:03 PM

Justme696

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..you are in accra....

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 1:06:17 PM

FirmhandKY

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Wait, forgot one ...

... if you profile pictures have been stolen by a major porn website for advertising their wares ...

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 1:19:54 PM

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The phrase "by name" is common. As is the protestation of how real they are. Also, an inability to differentiate between BDSM and kinky sex is common too, but I'm not sure if that is ignorance on the scammer's parts or cleverly aiming at the target market of men too dumb to know the difference.

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 2:02:32 PM

Justme696

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...you are overseas....

lol

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 2:05:20 PM

KMsAngel

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hey, *I'M* overseas. and american. AND willing to relocate.

damn. i'm a scammer? but what if i don't ask for money?

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 2:06:25 PM

MichiganHeadmast

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Justme696

...you are overseas....

lol

Whereever you are, you're overseas from somewhere...

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 2:29:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

hey, *I'M* overseas. and american. AND willing to relocate.

damn. i'm a scammer? but what if i don't ask for money?

I guess then you are like me...a stupid scammer

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 2:32:37 PM

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If your family left you castles full of cash which you're happy to hand over, but you can't get it out of the country because of processing fees or something? (Thank you, Stone Phillips.)

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 2:51:10 PM

Wolf2Bear

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

hey, *I'M* overseas. and american. AND willing to relocate.

damn. i'm a scammer? but what if i don't ask for money?

Well damn angel....I'm overseas from you *sniff sniff sob

*

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 6:13:07 PM

hejira92

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...if you are a blonde haired, blue-eyed "native american".

...if have a professionally taken photo, but didn't bother to write anything about yourself.

...if you are 19, have years of experience as a slave and are looking for a real dominate.

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 6:21:33 PM

GoddessImaginos

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..if you message someone trying to get them to come to YOUR country for some oddball combination of BDSM/marriage/goatherding..

..if you can neither read, type, nor speak decent English. I am *NOT* prejudiced, not one bit, but for pity sake people, the site is English-based. If you can't grasp the written word any better than that, how did 1) you manage to navigate this site to get your sorry ass signed up, and 2) how do you expect to make any sort of an impression on all the Americans you're trying to bullshit?

..if your country of origin is the United States, but your city is someplace in Europe. Did someone invent transporters and not tell Me..?

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 6:41:09 PM

Llyren

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They're in dire need of no limits slavery for ever and every, if you will only come and get them from their home in Moosejaw, UK.

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/10/2009 7:27:32 PM

Sanity

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...If your profile says you're a Domme, and I'm a Dominant... and even though you don't show up in my "Who's Viewing Me" list, you know for a fact that you're perfect for me.

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/16/2009 6:24:25 PM

QuirkyAnne

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You have extensive training from the "BDSM Association of Nigeria."

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/16/2009 8:38:05 PM

sophiesback

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

.... your profile starts with "am",

OMG my former? Master is a total scammer! All those years W/we have spent together! All those hours spent on my knees, all those lovely marks left all over me, all that Love, and that possessive way He sleeps with His leg over mine and His arm across me! i never knew i was so delusional!

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/16/2009 8:57:13 PM

Marc2b

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You've read my profile and realized we would be perfect for each other.

Of course, my profile (which I intended to be boring and uninteresting) only has one line: I'm just here for the Message Boards. I am not seeking anyone at this time...

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/25/2009 9:49:08 AM

MistressTonya2u

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this is great

I have already gotten a bunch of these messages from people here

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RE: You might be an Overseas Scammer if ... - 12/25/2009 9:57:58 AM

rockspider

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Well in rl as they say it I have travelled quite a lot in Africa and Asia. Rule no. 1 is: When some drop dead gorgeous young chick tries to hit you up, do take a very firm grip on your wallet, else it is gone in a second

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