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Why wedding dresses are white - 12/17/2009 11:06:05 PM

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Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances generally come in white.'

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/18/2009 12:39:21 AM

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*snort!*

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/19/2009 5:37:21 AM

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thats a good one....

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/20/2009 10:26:42 PM

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If I didn't already know that I'm a bad, bad man, laughing at that joke definitely earned me my spot.

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/23/2009 9:20:48 PM

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Misogynistic jokes are always hilarious though I'm sure saying so is a huge betrayal of "the sisterhood."

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/26/2009 11:00:26 AM

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Wow that was an impressive one, not quite sure what to think

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/26/2009 4:33:00 PM

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wtf

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/26/2009 6:03:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: QuirkyAnne

Misogynistic jokes are always hilarious though I'm sure saying so is a huge betrayal of "the sisterhood."

Anne

yep.. I guess we're both out. Shall we burn our cards? *grin*

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/26/2009 6:34:03 PM

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I all ways heard it was so the dishwasher matches the frige.

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RE: Why wedding dresses are white - 12/27/2009 7:12:14 AM

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