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Clit pumps


WTF is a clit pump, you sick fuck?
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Yes, I am a clit pumpee and endorse these gizmos ...drool.
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Yes, I am a clit pumper and swear by these gizmos.
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Never tried it but amintrigued by the idea. Where do I get or make one
  56% (17)
I only pump my clit manually, in my fist. Yes, it's huge.
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Wassa clit dump? I think I'll keep mine, tyvm.
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I would never do such a sick thing. ( where can I get one?
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CJ, you are such a sick fuck, why did you have to come back ?
  16% (5)
(for Level only) shit, bro, that's one ho poll Ididn't tinka.p
  6% (2)


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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 1:02:34 PM   
cjan


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What is missionary, please ?

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 1:16:19 PM   
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she accepts that answer and says she will report immediately for her interview.

she does, however, need a few thousand dollars in order to get her airline ticket and pay off that evil bad Master shes running from.

You can just put whatever you have into my paypal account.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 1:25:46 PM   
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Just so long as yer not in Nigeria.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 1:26:27 PM   
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pssst, were still pretending this is a friend of a friend of a friends aunt.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:07:09 PM   
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One of the perks of my work is the ability to try toys:)
for clit pumping I prefer the cupping sets,  the other toys from the big adult toy companies don't suck enough for me, buttttt the cupping set is perfect.
I have to say I haven't tried the auto suck ones , just the ones by topco, doc johnson and calexotics. the bulb hand pump is not strong enough or maybe its just me.
Obviously different strokes for different folks.I find the same with pussy pumps altho in the hands of another person, it gets better results
The smallests tube on the cupping set , ooh it was much fun and joy, hellish sensitive and lots of growth



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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:13:03 PM   
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luce...youre kinda clit blocking me here....

but while im here....how do i get your job?

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:14:39 PM   
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LMAO Perse..not meaning to, lolololol
open your own toy business??? grins



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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:16:46 PM   
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Good Gods, I need to get out more. I looked at the headline of this thread and thought of high-heel shoes..

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:18:37 PM   
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL oh thats funny, I'm gonna have to remember that:)

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:20:40 PM   
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lol....ya know, i just might have to do that....

now i wanna know where you got your avatar, i tried to upload one from my collection, and the stoooopid thing wouldnt get small enough to be accepted....grrr.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:22:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

Good Gods, I need to get out more. I looked at the headline of this thread and thought of high-heel shoes..


No, you get out enough...havent you heard the girls talking in the restroom about wearing their school girl skirt and blouse and their cute little peek-clit-fuck-me-patentleather-pumps????

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 2:26:08 PM   
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I used to cut avatars for a chat prog, Ive made thousands of the damn things,lol
you just need to resize it till its 145x145 and less than 5kb, or under.
If you need help give me a shout on the other side.



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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 4:02:20 PM   
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Yo, biatches! Thread jacks will not be tolerated here, guttdamit! Settle down.

Now, Lucy, dear, thanks for your relevant input into my important research. I'm curious to know about your cupping set. I have tried some cups, as I said, finding even the smallest to be too large. How is the vacuum provided since you seem to not care for the bulb method? I've only seen the heat or bulb style. Perhaps you would be kind enough to provide me a link to the gizmo you endorse?

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 4:04:48 PM   
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um, cjan...i just checked my paypal account and you havent sent anything yet.....

how am i supposed....i mean, how is my aunt.....i mean, how is my friend......fuck.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 4:13:07 PM   
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Perse, darlin', I don't use paypal. Don't trust the sumbitches. Provide me with your bank account info, including pin#, and I will deposit the money directly into your account. I will also send you a nice post card from Puerto Vallarta. It's quite lovely down there and I will be happy to pick you up at the airport. Be sure to wear your clit pumps.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 4:15:55 PM   
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heyyyy.....i only do that in order to collect 4.5 million.

i can get laid without dealing with the airport....

pussypower, silly rabbit.

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 4:36:43 PM   
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Well, you just fucked up. Stepped on your clit, as it where . I was gonna send you a cool six million since I just won the Lottery. Oh well...next!

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 4:37:58 PM   
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*facepalm*.....i coulda hadda CJ......

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 5:03:48 PM   
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Coulda woulda shoulda...let that be a lesson to ya. We now return you to your regular programing.

Wait...who the fuck are these cocksuckers who've checked the second to the last poll option?! It least have the balls to identify your weasel selves before slinking away if you check that box! I don't unnerstand it. I had no idea I wasn't loved by all *sobs*

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RE: Clit pumps - 12/20/2009 5:11:08 PM   
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Don't feel bad bro, I think one of the highest ranking options on my last poll was "Oh no, not another poll by Level".

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