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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 12:42:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		All time worse to me... Love you to Death. Gal was raped in the woods, she hunts down the guys that raped her, killing them off one by one, as she's having sex with them. She gets one in a bubble bath.. stroking his cock.. his head falls back....he's in heaven. She reaches down, grabs a knife.... one swift move.. he said ... baby it feels so good it hurts... his pulse hits and here comes the blood... she walks out of bathroom... locking door behind her.. goes down and sits in rocking chair as he upstairs thrashing about... till he dies...

I had to laugh.. honey it feels so it good it hurts!!!!....... lmao...



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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 1:26:50 PM   
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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 1:55:08 PM   
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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 6:04:52 PM   
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes


I concur with your pick here.


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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 6:53:25 PM   
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Watched it twice and its still bad.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 6:57:14 PM   
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Once Upon a Time in Mexico with Banderas and Depp.


Brutal movie... I got it on a lark because it was cheap. There was a reason it was cheap.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:02:43 PM   
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The crying game
The blair witch project(s)



The Crying Game made me want to throw myself in a meat grinder. I watched the entire thing and when it was over I thought, "Huh?" I burned my VCR and got another one.

Now the second Blair Witch was bad but the first one was pretty interesting from a horror perspective. I am not one that needs to have gore and blood and clever monsters to scare me... I much prefer to have a horror movie to have a subtle undercurrent of terror in it. The first Blair Witch did that for me. I will say though that the camera swinging around and all of that got to be a bit much after awhile.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:04:12 PM   
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Any of those stupid Jim Carey comedies...Ace Ventura, the Mask, etc.


I loved Liar Liar. I think that was his best by far.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:09:08 PM   
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Any of the new star wars movies


Well, I have to admit that I didn't like the new ones as much as I liked the originals. But, come on... to see Anakin Skywalker get turned into Darth Vader? Worked for me.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:10:46 PM   
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Napoleon Dynamite


I have someone trying to convince me to see this movie. Any time that someone feels that they have to convince me to watch something it is suspect from the jump.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:12:36 PM   
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I saw something in another thread that got me thinking about the worst movies I have ever seen. Then I got curious what other celluloid blunders others have watched. I will kick this off with my best two:

The dumbest idea for a movie that I have ever seen was a classic film called Ankle Biters. It was about dwarf vampires that were trying to find a sword that would help them create a tall vampire.

The other was Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood... yeah, the one that won Best Picture. That movie was absolute torture to watch. Maybe I missed the point, but I don't think so.




Many bad movies are noted here, but nothing compares to Fellini's "Clowns." ack.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:28:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		A few others came to mind today:

Flight To Mars - A black and white "B" movie that looked like it was filmed in someone's swimming pool.

Texas Chainsaw Masacre - I know it is a cult classic and I suppose I should try to view it from that perspective... I can't. That movie was horrible. After the scene where the girl screams for 10 or 15 minutes straight I turned it off. I was surprised that I made it that long. The remake was better, not great, but better.

House of 1,000 Corpses - I lasted ten minutes into it when I turned it off. I think that was 9:59 minutes more than it deserved. Rob Zombie isn't a great musician and he is much worse at being a movie maker.

Kill Bill Volume 1 - Hated it. Watched the entire thing hoping to God it got better... it didn't. Tarantino is an odd director and writer, you either hate the movie or you love it... rarely is there a middle ground.

Signs - M. Night. Shamalan (I think you spell it that way) should have stopped at the 6th Sense. Unbreakable was OK, not great. Signs was bad and The Village was pretty bad too... although I liked the redhead that played the blind girl... she would look great hogtied.

Dune - I don't get it. I have tried to get it. I have watched the movie a few times because everyone told me how wonderful it was. I still didn't get it. I understand that the book was much better but I am fearful of reading it because the movie was just poor and has turned me off to anything remotely resembling Dune.

OK... There are some more. I am sure if I put my brain to it that I will think of more.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 7:32:40 PM   
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Dune - I don't get it. I have tried to get it. I have watched the movie a few times because everyone told me how wonderful it was. I still didn't get it. I understand that the book was much better but I am fearful of reading it because the movie was just poor and has turned me off to anything remotely resembling Dune.


I saw Dune, and it was enjoyable...hard to understand ( I was like 16 or so when I saw it ), but you are correct...the book is excellent. Read the book lol, makes the movie much more easier to understand.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 8:16:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wow..so many to choose from..but I will give it a go..#1Napoleon Dynamite...stupid,inane,boring,no story line whatsoever.#2Dumb &Dumber..what better name for such a DUMB movie!...#3Ace Ventura ,anything,I guess I just cannot go for that schtick type of show....Tempting.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 8:29:30 PM   
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Dune - I don't get it. I have tried to get it. I have watched the movie a few times because everyone told me how wonderful it was. I still didn't get it. I understand that the book was much better but I am fearful of reading it because the movie was just poor and has turned me off to anything remotely resembling Dune.


I saw Dune, and it was enjoyable...hard to understand ( I was like 16 or so when I saw it ), but you are correct...the book is excellent. Read the book lol, makes the movie much more easier to understand.


God I loved the book... but untill I got see the Directors Cut of this movie... I always felt important information was left out as far as movie goes... if you can find the directors cut... the extended version... WOW!... excellent movie....

But it seems if I read a book before I see the movie... I get pist too much... lol

Tom Clancy.. Clear and Present Danger... Sum of All Fears.... my God... as far as the movies go... they butchered them both.... if I had not read the books.. might of been good movies.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 8:34:52 PM   
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Any of those stupid Jim Carey comedies...Ace Ventura, the Mask, etc.


I have to agree with you on that Aileen...Jim Carey is just too squirrelly for me.

White Noise....such a disappointment.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 8:47:51 PM   
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Gigli
Ishtar
Glen and Glenda - not even campy funny like Reefer Madness, but then, there is a reason Ed Wood sucked.
Elf, but I can't stand Will Ferral, so pretty much anything in which he stars.
Any movie with the word Dumb in the title.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 8:48:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		i used to think Pulp Fiction was the worst movie ever...then along cam The Passion of Christ...that knocked Pulp Fiction down to number 2.

i know, i'll get alot of hate-mail on that...but this is "my" opinion...like it or not.

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 8:50:23 PM   
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Kill Bill Volume 1 - Hated it. Watched the entire thing hoping to God it got better... it didn't. Tarantino is an odd director and writer, you either hate the movie or you love it... rarely is there a middle ground.


You evil evil man....that is an incredible movie along with volume 2

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RE: Worst Movie You Have Seen - 3/18/2006 9:37:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Funny, Pulp Fiction is on my list of the best movies of all time. It might even be No. 1.

I'm not sure what's my worst movie of all time, because I tend to forget them if I don't like them. After all, a movie you remember for the rest of your life cannot be a bad movie, even if you didn't like it.

But I remember being stunned at how bad Waterworld was.

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Pulp Fiction
I tried watching it 3 times, because everyone raved about it and we were always playing the soundtrack at work. But I just could not sit through it.


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