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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/28/2009 10:22:00 PM

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OK, I was going to post this yesterday but people came over and I didn't get around to it. Eric told me of his dear old Dad. Dear old Dad was hunting down south (that' where they always go ain't it ? ) and had to shit in the woods. Not being a bear he dug a hole. He pulled down his hooded coveralls and did his busines. (those who know where this is going shut the fuck up).

Well unbeknownst to him, the hood was in a paculiar position, if I may try to choose the politest words possible. But it was cold of course so he pulled up the coveralls and started zipping up, probably thinking about the next prey to come into his sights, when the flipped the hood over his head.

Need I tell you what was in said hood ? And note the word was. In the hood said was now on his head. (hey if Dr Suess can do it so can I).

Now just what do you do then ?

Just in case you're interested I think I can outgross that. Especially if you keep poking me with those pesky electrons.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 1:01:46 AM

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This probably isn't so gross but what the heck... I'm caught short one evening here in London near this busy pub but I decide not to go into the pub but take a leak up a nearby alleyway. So I'm there, I've hitched up my skirt, and I'm standing there face to the wall when I hear 'Oi c*nt you're f*cking pissing on my leg!' I turn to my right and indeed, see two men - one having noticed me - who were also peeing against the wall.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:09:30 AM

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Dont you just hate when you cough or sneeze and you
leak"?????

Oh lordy! Don't I!

And things like *these* are why I wonder there are debates on the stronger gender and gender traits. Sure, a vagina can squeeze out an offspring (they're kinda designed to do that, after all), but I don't often hear of a dick leaking from a cough. A vagina, on the other hand, will leak from a cough, sneeze, bumpy car ride, stiff breeze, etc.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:10:34 AM

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I HAVE FARTED WITH SUCH STENCH THAT i WOKE MYSELF UP.

My dog once farted so loud he woke himself up. He ran across the room and looked back at me, as though I'd done it.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 7:56:29 AM

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At least the fart woke you up and didnt put you to sleep permanently like in the "urban legend"

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 8:42:20 AM

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At least the fart woke you up and didnt put you to sleep permanently like in the "urban legend"

Actually it woke *him* up. I was already awake. When he looked back at me, I said something to the effect of "Don't look at me. If it were me, your fur would be green and you know it."

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 2:42:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: Loki45
And things like *these* are why I wonder there are debates on the stronger gender and gender traits. Sure, a vagina can squeeze out an offspring (they're kinda designed to do that, after all), but I don't often hear of a dick leaking from a cough. A vagina, on the other hand, will leak from a cough, sneeze, bumpy car ride, stiff breeze, etc.

Well, there's a bit of confusion going on. The uterus squeezes the baby out, not the vagina. The leakage BSB and Lushy are talking about is from their bladders not their vaginas. (Though don't get us wimmin started about what happens when you sneeze or cough during your menstrual period...)

Structures in the pelvis are stressed during pregnancy and delivery, and this affects bladder control.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 3:04:25 PM

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You are in a public restroom and sit down and it is already wet.....ewwww.

Now if there isnt one of those paper things, i do the hover manuver :).

Thats the reason its frickin wet. All you'se hovering over and missing.

That is probably right :). Can't have someone else's pee on me leg though!

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 4:07:57 PM

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Hover all ya want. Build up them thighs o' steel.

But! Wipe the seat afterwards, fercryinoutloud!

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 4:32:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy
Well, there's a bit of confusion going on. The uterus squeezes the baby out, not the vagina. The leakage BSB and Lushy are talking about is from their bladders not their vaginas. (Though don't get us wimmin started about what happens when you sneeze or cough during your menstrual period...)

Structures in the pelvis are stressed during pregnancy and delivery, and this affects bladder control.

Nope, no confusion. There are still muscles down there that help (or are supposed to help) hold the stuff in. Yet, I suppose they just aren't as strong as a penis is. The only time in my adult life when I 'almost' peed was during a dream in which I was.....peeing. Other than that, I can cough, laugh, ride a bumpy road, sneeze, etc all while maintaining dry shorts.

Apparently peeing standing up isn't all a penis allows us to do. It also helps to 'not' pee when we don't want to.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 4:33:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy
Hover all ya want. Build up them thighs o' steel.

But! Wipe the seat afterwards, fercryinoutloud!

It occurs to me that if women didn't hover, women wouldn't need to hover. The worst offenders in dirty toilets appear to be the ones trying to hit it from a foot above the freakin' thing.

What the hell is wrong with just sitting down and taking a leak?

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 4:45:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: Loki45

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy
Well, there's a bit of confusion going on. The uterus squeezes the baby out, not the vagina. The leakage BSB and Lushy are talking about is from their bladders not their vaginas. (Though don't get us wimmin started about what happens when you sneeze or cough during your menstrual period...)

Structures in the pelvis are stressed during pregnancy and delivery, and this affects bladder control.

Nope, no confusion. There are still muscles down there that help (or are supposed to help) hold the stuff in. Yet, I suppose they just aren't as strong as a penis is. The only time in my adult life when I 'almost' peed was during a dream in which I was.....peeing. Other than that, I can cough, laugh, ride a bumpy road, sneeze, etc all while maintaining dry shorts.

Apparently peeing standing up isn't all a penis allows us to do. It also helps to 'not' pee when we don't want to.

Apparently you are not understanding the basics of the problem. Women who have not yet had kids can cought, laugh, enjoy a bumpy ride, sneeze, ect, all while maintaining dry shorts.

to make a scientific comparrison, you would have to show me several test subjects who are men who have carried a full size baby to term and delevered naturally, and tell me if that is still true of them.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:01:05 PM

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Apparently you are not understanding the basics of the problem. Women who have not yet had kids can cought, laugh, enjoy a bumpy ride, sneeze, ect, all while maintaining dry shorts.

to make a scientific comparrison, you would have to show me several test subjects who are men who have carried a full size baby to term and delevered naturally, and tell me if that is still true of them.

Ah-ah-ah. I already stipulated the child-birth thing.

But I have also met women who have 'accidents' who have never given birth. You can't use that crutch for every woman's issues.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:03:24 PM

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well actually...
I have never had a child but when I hold back from going to the ladies room throughout the day/night, whatever
a BIG sneeze will allow a teeny drop to leak out, once in a blue moon, sometimes

come to think of it, I shall blame my upbringing,
teaching me/making me "hold it" for so long a time that when I say I "have to go" - I HAVE TO GO NOW, RIGHT NOW!

Plus, I usually try to hold my sneezes in too...

two bad things me thinks

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:04:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: LeMis
come to think of it, I shall blame my upbringing,
teaching me/making me "hold it" for so long a time that when I say I "have to go" - I HAVE TO GO NOW, RIGHT NOW!

I once held it for a movie so long that my own equipment 'forgot' it had to pee afterward. I stood despondent at the urinal waiting and waiting and waiting. It was unpleasant.....but it held.

Still does when I need it to.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:19:52 PM

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I once held it for a movie so long that my own equipment 'forgot' it had to pee afterward. I stood despondent at the urinal waiting and waiting and waiting. It was unpleasant.....but it held. Still does when I need it to.

Yes, that is the flip side, that equals out this 'men and women' quesiton. Men have prostrates, which eventually grow from the size of donuts to the size of big O Tires, at which point you won't be able to get a good stream going at all, but will, nonetheless, leak all day, no sneeze required. and, also, not be able to get it up.

women do not require a doctors visit in their dotage for a rotorouter job.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:21:20 PM

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Loki,
You have no profile. Do you live in NJ or Philly, by any chance? just wandering if i know you. (I USED to live in Philly. Now I live in IN)

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 5:53:31 PM

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Loki,
You have no profile. Do you live in NJ or Philly, by any chance? just wandering if i know you. (I USED to live in Philly. Now I live in IN)

Nope. I live as far away from giants and eagles territory as I can get. That should tell you all you need to know about where I'm from.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 7:14:10 PM

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Nope, no confusion. There are still muscles down there that help (or are supposed to help) hold the stuff in. Yet, I suppose they just aren't as strong as a penis is. The only time in my adult life when I 'almost' peed was during a dream in which I was.....peeing. Other than that, I can cough, laugh, ride a bumpy road, sneeze, etc all while maintaining dry shorts.

Apparently peeing standing up isn't all a penis allows us to do. It also helps to 'not' pee when we don't want to.

Rest assured, if you had to cough up a honeydew melon through your wanger, you'd be peeing when you laughed.

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RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... - 12/29/2009 7:26:30 PM

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Rest assured, if you had to cough up a honeydew melon through your wanger, you'd be peeing when you laughed.

Rest assured, I already covered that crutch excuse in my original post about the subject. I further went on to state I knew several who had problems like that but had no children.

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