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Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 1:31:25 PM   
MMasterMM


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Status: offline 		Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

careful what you wish!

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 2:38:43 PM   
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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 2:41:47 PM   
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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 4:08:41 PM   
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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 4:11:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MMasterMM

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

careful what you wish!

MM


Soooooooooo, is this where I get to say something like "Well merry fucking christmas to you to fucktard!"?

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 4:18:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


quote:

ORIGINAL: MMasterMM

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

careful what you wish!

MM


Soooooooooo, is this where I get to say something like "Well merry fucking christmas to you to fucktard!"?


LaT, OP will be able to detect from your words that you are not a slave, whore, or slut, but you might be able to qualify as a bitch based on your holiday greeting alone.


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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 6:59:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


quote:

ORIGINAL: MMasterMM

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

careful what you wish!

MM


Soooooooooo, is this where I get to say something like "Well merry fucking christmas to you to fucktard!"?


She took the words right out of my mouth.


I wonder how this approach is working for him. Get many dates do ya?

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:04:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
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Dark Steven,
while it is clearly and obviously true that you simply are not some of those things,
It is equally obvious that you probably are at least one or two of them.

*smooches*

Merry Christmas to you, just in case you are still feeling left out.

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:09:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

<-------------- Feels left out because he is not a bitch, slave,whore or slut





Ummm...but do you even celebrate Christmas? Just curious...

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:13:53 PM   
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careful what you wish!

MM


Hmmmm... trick question?

I'll give it a whirl "What is a sadist?"

Did I win?

Kim

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:23:28 PM   
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Edited to add:  I find that it interesting that he wants to "aprehend" a girl.  Perhaps he's a law man?

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 12/24/2009 7:28:36 PM >

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:37:50 PM   
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The OP is in search of a consensual slave to "aprehend" "in this life."  I'm not sure what he's searching for in the hereafter... 



I didn't even get that far; what will he want minyana?

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:42:51 PM   
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Esto es divertido!

< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 12/24/2009 7:46:14 PM >

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:47:03 PM   
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what will he want minyana?

Esso es divertido!




lol... I know very few words that aren't English; minyana is one.

Say what?

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 7:57:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh heavens.  I thought you were deliberately misspelling "manana" (with the ~ over the first n but I don't have that on my computer)... That's what I thought was funny.  And that's why I answered in Spanish (that is funny).  ha ha ha

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:01:55 PM   
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oh heavens.  I thought you were deliberately misspelling "manana" (with the ~ over the first n but I don't have that on my computer)... That's what I thought was funny.  And that's why I answered in Spanish (that is funny).  ha ha ha


lol... it's all good.

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:25:52 PM   
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lol... I know very few words that aren't English; minyana is one.


Hey, I know TWO whole words in the Apache Language :)

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:26:58 PM   
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Guess the radon in the basement is affecting your brain...


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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:27:38 PM   
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lol... I know very few words that aren't English; minyana is one.


Hey, I know TWO whole words in the Apache Language :)


*grins*

I know one really 'bad' one, in Italian.

Kim

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:31:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		My second husband's first language was German, I know really good cuss words in German.
My sister had a German exchange student, i told her I could cuss in German. She looked at me indulgently and said, 'what can you say?' obviously she figured I knew the German translations of a couple of words that Americans consider cuss words. Oh, NO, I know the words German's use when they want to cuss you out. I told her, and her eyes got big and round and she went, 'Oh! how do you know THAT?' LOL

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