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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:35:28 PM

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One of my aunts was stationed in Germany for many years, she only taught me how to say ‘sister’.

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 8:40:51 PM

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

careful what you wish!

MM

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 9:28:45 PM

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Well, thanks there, OP. Not for the holiday wish, but just for another shining example of what makes the good Dominants around here look even better in comparison.

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 9:41:49 PM

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My second husband's first language was German, I know really good cuss words in German.
My sister had a German exchange student, i told her I could cuss in German. She looked at me indulgently and said, 'what can you say?' obviously she figured I knew the German translations of a couple of words that Americans consider cuss words. Oh, NO, I know the words German's use when they want to cuss you out. I told her, and her eyes got big and round and she went, 'Oh! how do you know THAT?' LOL

So if I answer the OP with

leck mich am arsch du wichser

you could translate for the rest of the of the class ??

To the OP... I apologize but my Master gave me strict orders to play nice.
So why don't you just go back to the sandbox you fell out of ??
Or are you the idiot that was reported missing from the midevil town a while back ?
either way please go away
to the rest
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 11:15:30 PM

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I want pumped like a bad mommie

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 11:44:09 PM

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I want pumped like a bad mommie

It's 15 minutes till Christmas.... so I'll say........

WTF?????????????

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/24/2009 11:48:58 PM

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My second husband's first language was German, I know really good cuss words in German.
My sister had a German exchange student, i told her I could cuss in German. She looked at me indulgently and said, 'what can you say?' obviously she figured I knew the German translations of a couple of words that Americans consider cuss words. Oh, NO, I know the words German's use when they want to cuss you out. I told her, and her eyes got big and round and she went, 'Oh! how do you know THAT?' LOL

Well the krauts not that bad when it comes to cussing. They say a good Swede can cuss at you for 15 minutes without repeating him self once

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 3:54:44 AM

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hmmmm OP .... thanks for the message, not quite sure why you would want to kick my boots for, maybe that is how you apprehend slaves??

How's it working for ya kid?

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 7:09:45 AM

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The OP is in search of a consensual slave to "aprehend" "in this life." I'm not sure what he's searching for in the hereafter...

Edited to add: I find that it interesting that he wants to "aprehend" a girl. Perhaps he's a law man?

Probably a bounty hunter.....not to be confused with our Bountyhunter who isn't an asshole.

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 8:07:46 AM

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

And a Happy New Year!! May 2010 bring you the opportunity to fall open-mouthed into a raw sewage pit.

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 8:09:46 AM

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And the win goes to Holly for the best insult!!!!

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 9:59:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

And a Happy New Year!! May 2010 bring you the opportunity to fall open-mouthed into a raw sewage pit.

Dammitall, holly... I just spit teeny little bits of chewed up sugar cookie into my laptop's keyboard.

*goes off the find air duster*

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 10:01:27 AM

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Red is giving the laptop a BJ...

Around my house, the computers always get a BJ at lease once a week...

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/25/2009 10:04:02 AM

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*snort*

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RE: Merry Christmas bitches - 12/26/2009 1:25:41 PM

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches
and all you slaves,whores and sluts too.

careful what you wish!

MM

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I wish you'd learn some manners.

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