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Kana -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:26:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: malemaid62

Thats the problem,i don't have fakes or reals.Theres absolutely nothing.

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ORIGINAL: MissJennMB

You realize, rude little 'maid', that there are a MASSIVE amount of submissive boys on this site looking for a Mistress, right?  I have been here for less than a week and have seven pages of email from various boys wanting to submit to me.  Your attitude could explain why only the 'fakes' have time for your nonsense.




Yeah Buddy, and that's on you.
As many here have pointed out, unless you are some Oliver Stone wing nut conspiracy theorist and actually believe that we are all lying, we have had some amazing successes here.
Maybe you should either:
A-Stop trolling or
B- Get out of the problem and into a solution. As in maybe shift your focus, ask the people here who have had success how they did it, what you could be doing better, what you're doing wrong.





CarrieO -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:28:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: vincentML

Has someone already asked this question. I have not read through this silly thread.

Question: why when I click on your name, OP, do I get the reply: Profile Not Found?


Maybe he finally got his refund...[;)]





sunshinemiss -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:29:15 AM)

*Non irritated reply below...

Well see, that's the funny thing, man... You know it just kind of spontaneously happened.  I didn't say I found my One True Love.  I said I made some friends.  There are groups of people on this site that get together.  Most I"m not a part of but I know they happen.

The Goreans have gatherings.
The Pimp Daddy and Pimpettes show
The Subbie.. what the heck is that thing called ?  *Centered around Virginia/DC area...
There's a group in Ohio that gets together.

I am getting together on Tues with DV and Fox to shoot pix.  You see, we have taken the time to get to know each other.  I was going to Philly when I came home last year, and mentioned it and ended up meeting for breaky two of the women on this site and the fellow of one of them.  And then one of the gals who was driving a truck, sends me a message saying she is going to be spending the night about an hour from me.  We had lunch.  And when I was struggling with dealing with some disappointment, one of the guys wrote me and said come visit... and I did. 

We aren't here just to find the One True Love (although, that'd be nice... Hello?  Universe?  God?  Buddha?  Jesus?  Anybody hearing me?)... we are here to meet like minded people, to create relationships of all stripes.  And from that, that realistic, organic interaction, maybe, just maybe something bigger will happen.  There is a certain amount of realism that has to be applied (and I understand that cynicism can be a vehicle for that). 

You can stay on here and be irritated and angry... I would be too if all I did was interact on the CollarMe side.  There is a lot of blech over there.  But here on the message boards, we have found long lasting friendships and relationships.  We get to know each other.

I remember the first time I met someone from here. I was scared to death!  I met one of the other submissive women.  I was having an overnight in Chicago, and she came to pick me up, we had dinner, talked, laughed, and were just plain silly.  It was like being on the boards.  And I've seen her several times since then.  *I think several maybe only once.  hmmm.  we talk on the phone quite a bit, and I've fallen absolutely in love with her son.  He makes me feel special and innocent with his way of seeing the world (Kids'll do that I reckon).

I'm not here to say  YAY CM is great.  There are things that irritate the heck out of me.  And more than once I've told off people.  And been told off.  But in the end, here on the boards, we're a pretty solid, smart, funny interesting group.

Stay, go... your choice.  But know that we will continue.




RedMagic1 -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:30:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissJennMB

You realize, rude little 'maid', that there are a MASSIVE amount of submissive boys on this site looking for a Mistress, right?  I have been here for less than a week and have seven pages of email from various boys wanting to submit to me.  Your attitude could explain why only the 'fakes' have time for your nonsense.

Good luck, and welcome!

As others may already have mentioned to you, a lot of the emails you will receive in the first two weeks on the site will arrive because you are a female dominant on the New Users list.  There are people who send essentially the same letter to every such profile.  (In fact, when I was looking, I had a personal rule not to write a woman during the first 30 days of her profile's existence, because I didn't want to be lost in the crowd.)  The gold-to-bullshit ratio will never get very high in any femdom's inbox, I'm afraid, but pretty soon your email will become a lot more manageable.

All the best.




styxxUK -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:31:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

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ORIGINAL: styxxUK

Just a thought - but there is a report button on profiles and memos, if they are actually fake (as apposed to simply not wanting to meet you) instead of complaining here you could take a moment to click it and help keep them out of this community.



This has been discussed ad nauseum in the past.  The problem is that one persons fake, is another persons dream

The answer is to simply block and ignore.

Jeff

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The problem is that one persons fake, is another persons dream


Hmmm I am sure it has been, as probably this whole topic has been :) But yes report, or as you suggest, block - either is probably more productive than complaining about it here.




sunshinemiss -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:32:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Poosy - Hey!!! Wanna share Steven?  [:D]



Спасибо моей подруге! (Thank you my friend!)
I would happily share our darling Steven, should he be so inclined...but do you think his heart is strong enough to handle us? That's assuiming his ropes are strong enough!

P.S. I liked your Russian saying!


I think Steven is manly man enough to handle both wimmins.  Give him enough cookies, and he can do anything!




SweetPoosy -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:38:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Poosy - Hey!!! Wanna share Steven?  [:D]



Спасибо моей подруге! (Thank you my friend!)
I would happily share our darling Steven, should he be so inclined...but do you think his heart is strong enough to handle us? That's assuiming his ropes are strong enough!

P.S. I liked your Russian saying!


I think Steven is manly man enough to handle both wimmins.  Give him enough cookies, and he can do anything!



OK, let's get that nasty little subbie maid to bring us some biscuits (cookies) and other refreshments, and then we'll tackle Steven...who is indeed a manly man!




MasterPyke -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:44:19 AM)

To all the well-meaning regs on this thread, STOP!
Can't you see you're being played? Either this dysfunctional fop is so oblivious to any good advice or words of wisdom...or....

He is deliberately baiting you all with petty provocative rejoinders to get your goat and thus...

SOME ATTENTION AT LAST!!!

Run along "butler", (that's a male maid, right?) Wait, your a Brit, I mean "valet". (funny you blokes pronounce the 't')

All the Fakes here, who strangely gave of their time for no reward at all, ARE FAKES AFTER ALL!!   You've been RIGHT all along! Nothing to do but pack up and leave and look for greener pastures. Go on, before some clever villain exploits your desperation and really breaks your fragile heart. What's all this then, mosey along now, nothing to see here. Off with you. Get thee hence. There's a good lad. A brave lad. It's for the best, you know. We are not worthy. Our bad.

What, you're still here?! That's what I thought. Nuff said.

Signed; someone so fake their profile is hidden. But maybe someday, when they clear out the riff-raff, and that bitch, magenta.




SweetPoosy -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:44:46 AM)

Oh my, look at that...the little subbie maid has run away! Guess it couldn't handle us! Time for this thread to die!




Lucienne -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:44:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: vincentML

Question: why when I click on your name, OP, do I get the reply: Profile Not Found?


My guess -- he took down/hid his profile because people were reading it. It was a fairly detailed description of his fashion instincts. He prefers pencil skirts and shifts. Of which I totally approve. He loves the feeling of polyester and his dream combo is a polyester skirt and a satin shirt. Which in my mind had him raiding the costume rack from the movie 9 to 5. (I know Dolly is tempting - and awesome- OP, but you should stick to Jane Fonda's stuff).

Also, no picture. I love it when people who don't put up their own picture are shocked SHOCKED to discover that the profiles with model-quality photos are, perhaps, not accurate representations of the person behind the profile.






sunshinemiss -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:51:22 AM)

quote:

To all the well-meaning regs on this thread, STOP!
Can't you see you're being played? Either this dysfunctional fop is so oblivious to any good advice or words of wisdom...or....

He is deliberately baiting you all with petty provocative rejoinders to get your goat and thus...

SOME ATTENTION AT LAST!!!


Well hello Pyke,
Look at you... your first post and you are giving orders.  Did you think we were stupid enough to not know he was just saying what he was saying to bait us?  Did you really want to introduce yourself that way?  Did you think we needed a knight in shining armor?  I for one did not fall off the turnip truck yesterday. 

Perhaps, just perhaps, I have another reason for writing what I wrote.  When I post, I think of who will read this in the future?  Does the gal in Chicago know how much I appreciated meeting with her?  I hope she sees this and knows it.  Gosh, a walk down memory lane feels good.  Hey, what are all those groups on here?

I don't always post for the OP.  Sometimes I post for me.  Or my friends.  Or for people who will read this in the future.  Or for the joy of writing.  Or for the crazy people who are stalking me and I'm proving how joyous my life is even though they try to harm me.  I post because it pleases me to do so.

And by the way, don't order me around.  I don't do well with that.

have a nice day,
sunshine




malemaid62 -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:51:55 AM)

Oh your such a nice looking girl.Are you selling any of your skirts on ebay?
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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Oh my, look at that...the little subbie maid has run away! Guess it couldn't handle us! Time for this thread to die!





malemaid62 -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:54:06 AM)

Wow that's bossy,i like that.mmmmm
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

To all the well-meaning regs on this thread, STOP!
Can't you see you're being played? Either this dysfunctional fop is so oblivious to any good advice or words of wisdom...or....

He is deliberately baiting you all with petty provocative rejoinders to get your goat and thus...

SOME ATTENTION AT LAST!!!


Well hello Pyke,
Look at you... your first post and you are giving orders.  Did you think we were stupid enough to not know he was just saying what he was saying to bait us?  Did you really want to introduce yourself that way?  Did you think we needed a knight in shining armor?  I for one did not fall off the turnip truck yesterday. 

Perhaps, just perhaps, I have another reason for writing what I wrote.  When I post, I think of who will read this in the future?  Does the gal in Chicago know how much I appreciated meeting with her?  I hope she sees this and knows it.  Gosh, a walk down memory lane feels good.  Hey, what are all those groups on here?

I don't always post for the OP.  Sometimes I post for me.  Or my friends.  Or for people who will read this in the future.  Or for the joy of writing.  Or for the crazy people who are stalking me and I'm proving how joyous my life is even though they try to harm me.  I post because it pleases me to do so.

And by the way, don't order me around.  I don't do well with that.

have a nice day,
sunshine






Kana -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:54:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

To all the well-meaning regs on this thread, STOP!
Can't you see you're being played? Either this dysfunctional fop is so oblivious to any good advice or words of wisdom...or....

He is deliberately baiting you all with petty provocative rejoinders to get your goat and thus...

SOME ATTENTION AT LAST!!!


Well hello Pyke,
Look at you... your first post and you are giving orders.  Did you think we were stupid enough to not know he was just saying what he was saying to bait us?  Did you really want to introduce yourself that way?  Did you think we needed a knight in shining armor?  I for one did not fall off the turnip truck yesterday. 

Perhaps, just perhaps, I have another reason for writing what I wrote.  When I post, I think of who will read this in the future?  Does the gal in Chicago know how much I appreciated meeting with her?  I hope she sees this and knows it.  Gosh, a walk down memory lane feels good.  Hey, what are all those groups on here?

I don't always post for the OP.  Sometimes I post for me.  Or my friends.  Or for people who will read this in the future.  Or for the joy of writing.  Or for the crazy people who are stalking me and I'm proving how joyous my life is even though they try to harm me.  I post because it pleases me to do so.

And by the way, don't order me around.  I don't do well with that.

have a nice day,
sunshine



SM hits the mark.




Level -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:55:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: malemaid62

I don't want to give my life story in my profile,it's a starting point.Do'nt blame me because your too lazy to ask.


You misunderstood me.  I didn't mean to say that you should give your past in your profile.  Give your present and your future.  Don't say that your best friend was Jimmy in high school; tell the prospectives that you gain pleasure from doing their housework while in women's clothing.  Don't say that you went on your first date at 17; say that you like impact play and need discipline to feel cared for.

The better picture you can paint of what kind of future you envision, the better chance you have of striking a chord within someone.

Edited to add...

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
I have... fallen in lust at least 12 dozen times



I just wanted to publicly state that all twelve dozen times that sunny refers to... were with me.



Quit being a sunny-hog, Steven.




LadyPact -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:56:12 AM)

These threads are the only opportunity that I get to use a phrase that is very rare for Me to say around here.

Hey, OP, you're doing it wrong.

If nobody is interested in meeting you, guess what?  The common denominator really is you.  I don't have that problem and obviously neither do a lot of people on this thread.  Maybe that's something you should think about.




SweetPoosy -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:56:32 AM)

Please leave my closet, and go fetch some biscuits and tea for Sunshine and me. We have a date with a manly man, and have no time for your trifling ways.

And no, if you are bad, we will NOT punish you, we will punish you when and IF we damned well feel like it. Now stop being a "do-me sub" and get hopping!




malemaid62 -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:56:46 AM)

No i was just hungry.
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ORIGINAL: Lucienne

quote:

ORIGINAL: vincentML

Question: why when I click on your name, OP, do I get the reply: Profile Not Found?


My guess -- he took down/hid his profile because people were reading it. It was a fairly detailed description of his fashion instincts. He prefers pencil skirts and shifts. Of which I totally approve. He loves the feeling of polyester and his dream combo is a polyester skirt and a satin shirt. Which in my mind had him raiding the costume rack from the movie 9 to 5. (I know Dolly is tempting - and awesome- OP, but you should stick to Jane Fonda's stuff).

Also, no picture. I love it when people who don't put up their own picture are shocked SHOCKED to discover that the profiles with model-quality photos are, perhaps, not accurate representations of the person behind the profile.








RedMagic1 -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:57:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MasterPyke
Can't you see you're being played?

Actually, I thought I was offering support and advice to someone who has been on the site for a week, learning something I hadn't known about Kana's dating history, and having a pleasant reminisce with sunshinemiss (ha!).

Over 500 hits on this thread as I type this.  I doubt the original poster has clicked 450 times.

Why should I begrudge someone lonely some attention?  I'm here to enjoy myself, and to help others.  If I can give someone a little bit of what he wants in the process, no harm is done.




MasterPyke -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 7:58:31 AM)

Anyone offended by my silly banter is perhaps, methinks, reading just a bit too much into things. No orders, no commands, no demands of fealty or homage. Just tossed my two cents worth in. Innocently enough. Thanks for the warm welcome.

A little too "real", (in keeping with this thread)

ta




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