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Santoro -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 9:22:03 AM)

I don’t see where this post is made up of any more nonsense then any of the others, the responses seem quite predictable.



LadyEllen -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 9:24:47 AM)

"seek and ye shall find" m'dear.

If thou shouldst go looking for some dream partner whose attributes are so perfected in all ways according to thy desires, thou shalst surely be forever disappointed for only those who, knowing those attributes and thy desires, pretend to them, wilt thou find in abundance, and acquainted with them so often shalst thou surely conclude that all must hold to such pretence.

(from Internet Dating For Utter Idiots, Lady Ellen, due for publication 2010)

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wykkidesire2plsU -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 9:27:02 AM)

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/Goes into Subway/
/Orders sub/


HeeHee You are silly :)

See OP that is one liner, difference is this one is Funny :)



wykkidesire2plsU -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 9:34:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: vincentML

Has someone already asked this question. I have not read through this silly thread.

Question: why when I click on your name, OP, do I get the reply: Profile Not Found?


Maybe he finally got his refund...


Maybe it is post holiday glee, but y'all are extra funny today.



sunshinemiss -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 10:15:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level


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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Soooo...Level...about what Sunshine was sayin'...


Share and share alike, is my motto.

*locks Steven out of the room*

Good night! [;)]


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And Sunshine, if you vouch for Level, I'll be happy to *ahem* spread myself around!


Vouching!  His selfishness not withstanding!!!




Level -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 11:26:44 AM)

[&o] <<< isn't selfish, is misunderstood [:(]

*leaves window unlocked, for more subbly wimmins to enter*



peppermint -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 12:15:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: malemaid62

Yeh what munchies do you go to.& don't you think that i hav'nt updated & changed my profile time & time again.I've prommised everything from crossdressing,bdsm,bondage,sex/slave,domestic slave,the lot on many bdsm sites,by the way how long have you been here.mmmm


I go to munches wherever I am at.  At the moment that is Yuma, AZ.  In the fall and spring I'll have done munches in Nevada and Washington state.  When I'm in Montana I go to two different munches that are held on different weekends.  One is in Kalispell and the other is in Missoula. 

I have been on Collarme for 5 years.  I found my partner at an event.  I traveled 100 miles to get to the event and my partner traveled 700 miles to be there.  You see, fakes don't pay to attend events so you are pretty certain that all the people there are interested in all this. 

Of course that does not mean that anyone would be interested in YOU in particular.  You actually have to be likable.  At this point you are anything but.  No one wants to scratch your list of itches, let alone go through your list of clothing needs. 

So...when was the last munch or event YOU attended?????



MissJennMB -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 1:29:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

Good luck, and welcome!

As others may already have mentioned to you, a lot of the emails you will receive in the first two weeks on the site will arrive because you are a female dominant on the New Users list.  There are people who send essentially the same letter to every such profile.  (In fact, when I was looking, I had a personal rule not to write a woman during the first 30 days of her profile's existence, because I didn't want to be lost in the crowd.)  The gold-to-bullshit ratio will never get very high in any femdom's inbox, I'm afraid, but pretty soon your email will become a lot more manageable.

All the best.



Thank you.  :)  Going out of your way not to be lost in the crowd is a good idea actually.  I have hope that I won't lose the 'right' one in the "new girl flood"  And I have already started to notice and appreciate the difference between a well written message specifically for me and a well written yet generic copy/paste "let me be yours" which, tbh, just pisses me off, lol.

Miss Jenn



TEMPERANCE -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 1:33:51 PM)

Discounting the people that are serious scam artists, I think that most people looking for a genuine relationship actually find it rather difficult finding a partner who matche their requirements.   If only it was eas easy as you're a Dom and im a sub lets get it on...... it just isnt.... different people have different expectations from a relationship and it seems finding someone with similar ones are almost impossible.

And those that have found someone, well maybe they remain here just to talk to others?  



itsmeinLV -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 2:15:53 PM)

I find the most "realest" people on these sites (at least here on CM) are on the message forums like this one.  :)



aislinnmarie -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 2:29:49 PM)

*pokes self* ouch well, i'm real



DarkSteven -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 3:26:05 PM)

/Helpfully pokes aislinnmarie for a second opinion/  [sm=poke.gif]



GreedyTop -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 3:29:08 PM)

~FR~

I wonder who the OP is when he's not agitating?



tiemeupSir02 -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 4:12:23 PM)

i have been on this site and a few other sites as well, with the same people i am finding on each of the sites.



susie -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 5:14:11 PM)

Um it is Christmas isn't it and not April Fools Day? How on earth has this gone on for 7 pages.

Personally I had to skip over most of the OPs post due to the appalling spelling and grammar. Maybe that has something to do with only fakes contacting him.





Level -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 5:32:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

~FR~

I wonder who the OP is when he's not agitating?



Greedy, I get the feeling he agitates in that guise, as well.



Drifa -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 5:37:01 PM)

PROFILE NOT FOUND, so the OP is gone.

I guess he failed to understand that not everybody on the forums is after a relationship! Or that "malemaid62" might have a kink that not everybody wants to indulge /shrug



rockspider -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 5:46:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

Isn't it a shame you can't just order up a woman the way you do a pizza.

You can't[sm=whisper.gif]. You obviously never tried Googling "Escort service (your local area)". Ok it cost a bit more than a pizza [:D]



vincentML -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 8:36:03 PM)

[sm=wtf.gif] [sm=beatdeadhorse.gif]



GreedyTop -> RE: ALL FAKE (12/27/2009 10:44:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

~FR~

I wonder who the OP is when he's not agitating?



Greedy, I get the feeling he agitates in that guise, as well.


I wouldn't bet against ya, Level



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