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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:13:15 PM   
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I have mascara all over my face.

(it's the pesticides)

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:13:46 PM   
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Ok..... Maybe not.


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:14:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

I have mascara all over my face.

(it's the pesticides)



Thats kinda hot..... is your lipstick smeared too?


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:16:30 PM   
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Years ago, I once tried to help this sub that lived in chicago.She posted about being exhausted with everything that she neeeded to learn....

She was hot, confused and needed some advice in choosing the right mentor.  I sent her a long message explaining my thoughts and how I would like to help her and I really put myself out on the line. 

She told me that she had no use for pussies....domiguy came to life the next day.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:16:34 PM   
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I don't do my own lipstick smearing...

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:19:12 PM   
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subtee's profile reads...
 
"I love switch folks, but not for a partner. Physical appearance matters much less to me than mental acuity. Control is very sexy... "
 
 
it's the pesticides...Pretty blue font.  Makes me seem like more of a man.
 
 

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:21:22 PM   
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It's blue?

Just like my tee-balls would be, if I had them.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:24:29 PM   
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She won't relocate either. That means you have to brave the Iowan wilderness.

bring a hazmat suit.


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:29:46 PM   
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Ja, can you imagine porking her (or more appropriately cornholing her) in some goddamn cornfield near Dismal Seepage, IA with the mighty mississippi overflowing its banks?

Not sure just how memorable that would be for me, for her would be another issue altogether.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:33:17 PM   
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She does seem to have some niced corn fed breastessesses.  I can here the shriek of children and  buzzers as they hover over her poo schmeared carcass.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:36:39 PM   
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"So I got that going for me. Which is nice."

[Edited to suggest: Just, it should be "poo-schmeared carcass," with a hyphen, love.]

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:37:44 PM   
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Yah, now I am thinking children of the corn and breasteses sandwiches.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 1:47:21 PM   
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I am thinking about the blue tee-balls.


I gotta say, it takes some of the bloom of the rose.


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 2:48:32 PM   
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where is this gorean thread that you speak of?

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 2:49:58 PM   
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Here are a couple of intro threads:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_2931136/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#2931136

http://www.collarchat.com/m_2808092/mpage_1/tm.htm

And this one is a clueless classic: http://www.collarchat.com/m_2841445/mpage_1/tm.htm

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 2:55:47 PM   
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I really enjoyed the thread about eating body parts - fingers, i think.

It was a popcorn thread for sure.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 3:08:02 PM   
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Those were good!!



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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 3:25:00 PM   
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whatever happened to jerseykrissi...there was a god thread about her and some dude...???

For the longest time I thought Jerseykrissi was aileen.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 3:26:34 PM   
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Bull shit. You did not.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 3:39:09 PM   
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quote:

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Bull shit. You did not.


Yep. From the same area. look frighteningly similiar. Same disposition and wit.

I'd say you two are dead fucking wringers.

Was it "cloudboy" that she visited in her thread?....it was a classic...God damn it!!! Jerseykrissi....err...aileen go find it!!!! 

Subtee find that thread!!1

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