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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 4:39:58 PM   
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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 5:00:25 PM   
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The current Gor-festival. Tap tap tap. The triumph of the dead anorexic over Whitney.


How did Karen win?  that old bag of bones beat out the crack ho'...Justice was not served on that awful day.


Both cracky and expired pale chick tied in the grand finale:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1262439

Someone tried to blame the terrorists for what was happening in the poll:

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Karen is dead...Whitney is a survivor....True, Whitney can be annoying....But when it comes down to pure pipes(not ones filled with crack) Skinny Whitney blows skinny Karen away.....

Whitney is what America is all about...You fall and you rise....Could Karen Carpenter sing this?....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5GSxSmYvME

A vote for Whitney is a vote for freedom and all that is good in this country today...Including, of course, crack.

God Bless you Whitney....Anyone who doesn't cast a vote for you is casting a vote for the terrorists.



And some soon-to-be lovestruck chick with funny knees offered up:

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OMG...no offense, but these singers are for people who are turning 80 years old.




Tied at 11 votes apiece, a special "dead white chick vs crack ho" poll was ran:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1279500

Right off the bat, more helpful commentary from the peanut gallery:

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Oh, god this is what it comes down to? With all of the other possibilities people think Karen Carpenter is supreme? Sad day, I'm not voting.


No wonder she doesn't show her eyes in her avatar pic, she's ashamed to look at me, making fun of karen like that.


Reaching her bony, pale fingers from beyond the grave, Karen held off Whitney, 37 to 31.

DG took it well:

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Hmmmm the people of CM have spoken....Scat mongers everyone of them....."Swell guys" rarely get the "prize"....Just as The Carpenters garnished a mere three grammys compared to Whitney's six.

I have placed all of The Carpenter voters on block.....May you all be crushed by a piano or a speeding beer truck as you walk with your heads in the clouds humming...."Top of the World"...."Please, Mr Postman"...Or "Sing, Sing a Song." You all sicken me..Enjoy your Barry Manilow cassettes...You pathetic fucks.


Good times.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 6:14:09 PM   
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Back when I was but a Domiboy growing up in Appleton, Wisconsin, I had this bike which was stolen from me...


That is a nice fucking bike! I want one! That thing is CUTE!

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 6:21:27 PM   
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Both cracky and expired pale chick tied in the grand finale:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1262439


What the hell kind of shit list was that? Female vocalists my ass! That does not include Ella Fitzgerald, Julie London, Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin, and I'm sure that there are many others I could name. But that pissant little ole list is just made up of some modern day wannabes without any heart and soul to really belt anything out with true heart and soul. They have nice songs and all but they don't have the voice dripping with heart and soul like Etta James, Dinah Washington, Tina fuckin Turner, jesus please us!

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 6:23:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, sorry, Level, I just saw that that was your poll. woops, me and my big mouth, but that's what I really think. Though I do agree that Patsy Cline is good, I even like Karen Carpenter, I just thing there were lots better female vocalists that could have been put up there.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 6:37:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hi DarlingSavage; there were 3 intial polls, we took the winners from those, made a grand finale, then had to do one with just Carpenter and Houston.

Search for Greatest Female Vocalist, and you can see who we started with.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 6:59:43 PM   
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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:20:47 PM   
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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:34:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wyld, why couldn't you all see it was "a POLL!!!"

No debating! None! Nyet!

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:36:57 PM   
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Wyld, why couldn't you all see it was "a POLL!!!"
No debating! None! Nyet!

Ummm.... cause it was fun watching him stomp his lil Domly feet and hold his breath?
ETA- and the proper spelling, in context, would have been "pole"


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:37:10 PM   
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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:42:39 PM   
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Here are two of the best:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=2805202&key=steelofutah

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=2742019&key=steelofutah


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:55:51 PM   
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Hi DarlingSavage; there were 3 intial polls, we took the winners from those, made a grand finale, then had to do one with just Carpenter and Houston.

Search for Greatest Female Vocalist, and you can see who we started with.


Alright, you just have to be fucking kidding me. I heard of the dumbiong down of America, but this is just fucking ridiculous!

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:55:59 PM   
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No, no, no.  You've got it all wrong.
Here are two of the best

Okies, you win!


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 7:58:11 PM   
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Found it....


Look how everyone is being so nice to you,...I mean Jerseykrissi. Even that cold ass Jo had something rather nice to say...But oh no...then in comes the ray of light, miss fucking congeniality herself, a breath of fresh fucking air....Katylied says this.."Why did you give someone money you barely know?  That doesn't make sense.  It sounds like he saw an easy mark."

If katy could have stabbed you in the eye she would have...Why does she hate you so?



Cold ass Jo??? Fuck! I can be nice..I just defended you in the Sisterhood thread.

I still go with the Robert Cloud / JerseyKrissi saga...

Although there was a thread or two by MichaelGA or something like that...total homophobe which means he probably spent all his time in a glory hole somewhere.


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 8:03:42 PM   
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cause it was fun watching him stomp his lil Domly feet and hold his breath?


Wow, I totally forget that the Dom never takes any pain, only inflicts! Are they all just pussies except in that heavenly way they command their voices? swoon!

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 8:04:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

I really cannot believe that this has gone for 5 pages without someone mentioning the original Subby Mafia thread! 


Ah yes, SirSwampThing vs. The Subby Mafia.  Those were the days.

And let us not forget "pussy varieties" which gave us the term "floppy meat flaps".  We can thank Leatherist for that.

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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 8:13:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		And on the subject of oral sex (we WERE on that subject, weren't we?), there is the "eating out for the first time" thread, and the guy who thought he discovered the g-spot and tried to name it after himself.


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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 8:30:58 PM   
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RE: Best thread ever? - 12/28/2009 8:31:24 PM   
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and the guy who thought he discovered the g-spot and tried to name it after himself.

Oh God!!!! I'd forgotten about the "Del rey spot!" thread!


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