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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 11:57:30 AM   
Aileen1968


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Aileen? Have you checked your horrific gash for this poor girls cat?



Jeff


Got it....oh wait....false alarm...it's a pork loin......

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 11:58:35 AM   
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look in the sofa where you have been losing your remote for years.

LOL.

Finally a chance to sub-reference something from your young and innocent days besides tubgirls.

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 12:06:19 PM   
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Have you seen the delivery van from Fu's Kitchen in the neighborhood?

However, I do remember posting that racial slurs shouldn't be tolerated.  Race-based humor like this seems awfully frikkin close to me. 

Happy New Year, everyone!



Happy Holidays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI


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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 12:12:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

Have you seen the delivery van from Fu's Kitchen in the neighborhood?

However, I do remember posting that racial slurs shouldn't be tolerated.  Race-based humor like this seems awfully frikkin close to me. 

Happy New Year, everyone!



Happy Holidays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI



Forgive the intrusion.

I believe it's Happy Horidays.

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 12:47:27 PM   
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You're deranged, chia.




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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 12:55:25 PM   
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You're deranged, chia.





Which brings to mind, has anyone checked under the range?

(I do hope your kitty is okay and comes home soon)

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 2:46:04 PM   
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Well she still isn't home. I have been wondering if she wandered all the way back over to the other side of town where we "found" each other. The way the house is, there is no where inside where she could be trapped. The "basement" is actually another room in the house and doesn't even have a door.

She will come home soon I hope. Of course she will be knocked up again, the little slut. Well I guess it is better that the cat goes out and gets knocked up than my son knocking up his girlfriend...

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 3:06:59 PM   
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If everything else fails, round about 2 o'clock in the morning,

stand on the front lawn and sing out the cat national anthem.

"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow,

meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow."

Couldn't hurt, but the occasional flying shoe just might.

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 3:21:53 PM   
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Well she still isn't home. I have been wondering if she wandered all the way back over to the other side of town where we "found" each other. The way the house is, there is no where inside where she could be trapped. The "basement" is actually another room in the house and doesn't even have a door.

She will come home soon I hope. Of course she will be knocked up again, the little slut. Well I guess it is better that the cat goes out and gets knocked up than my son knocking up his girlfriend...

In the midst of this, you've got a much better sense of humor than mydestiny2043 and RedMagic1.  Here's to hoping that you've got a hand on your pussy soon....

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:25:30 PM   
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Well, I guess the little tramp finally finishes banging every cat in the area because she finally came home, crying her head off because she was hungry. Guess I will have kittens again around the spring thaw. Yes I know that she needs to be fixed, but I can't bear to let them do it while she is pregnant.

Thank you everyone for your kind words and support. I know that a missing cat is nothing compared to a lot that is going on in most of our lives right now, but it has been a really rough year, and Socks has been my little "therapy kitty" through most of i

ETA: How the hell does one make a picture smaller on here! She looks like the Giant Cat who ate China![code][/code]


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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:27:05 PM   
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Your cat is huge!

You should have warned me that was quite the shock, I scrolled down and whoaa!


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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:30:01 PM   
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Glad she came back!

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:30:34 PM   
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Now that's a big pussy.

Look Aileen, it was a pork loin.

Fabulous, kitty is home.

chia* (the pet)


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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:32:37 PM   
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she finally came home




I can't tell you how glad I am that she's home. I had to put a cat down this week, so your possible loss was close to my heart.


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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:33:35 PM   
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I'm really glad that she came back.  

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:35:52 PM   
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Yay!  i'm so happy she came home.  

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:43:12 PM   
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Your cat is huge!

You should have warned me that was quite the shock, I scrolled down and whoaa!



I agree.  Level your cock may finally have met its match


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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:46:12 PM   
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Yes, even my giant cock might not be able to compete!

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:46:22 PM   
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dcnovice,

I'm so sorry about the loss of your kitty. I've had to do that in the past, both dogs and cats. It's heartbreaking.

HOWEVER, perhaps in the spring you will be ready for a new one? I am really 99.9% positive I will have some on the way and you aren't that far..... Just a thought.

Thanks again everyone.

But PLEASE can someone tell me how you adjust picture size on a post?

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RE: I can't find my cat! - 1/1/2010 4:46:30 PM   
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Aww little minx, so glad she came home! Hmmm...maybe the domcat down the road had her tied up for a while :). Tell her next time she better make a safe call, she had everyone worried! lol

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