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Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 2:57:07 PM

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This was posted on my support group today -

"Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will vary in cost, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 3:03:04 PM

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Plus,

you will get your nipples played with more frequently.

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 3:10:19 PM

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So what songs should we load in to it?

Here's a good one to start with -

Mama's Got A Squeeze Box - The Who

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 3:10:29 PM

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Can the iTit stand up to drooling?

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 4:09:24 PM

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Who's drool? Yours or the one twiddling with your ni... er, controls?

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 4:12:41 PM

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So what songs should we load in to it?

(The Hills are alive with) The Sound Of Music.

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 4:59:13 PM

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Does it come in stereo?

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 5:04:32 PM

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so with a bluetooth hookup they could be beaten, and you could phone it in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w

Can you imagine that coming out of a magnificent set of MacGuffies as you unravel them from their boob keepers?

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 5:51:00 PM

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Thanks for the visual, Ron.

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 5:53:06 PM

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hey, its what I do, its who I am.

Purveyor of fine earworms and unforgettable visuals since 1954.

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 6:12:07 PM

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To one and all, here are My

worth of suggestions ....

Load in: Queen - You're my breast friend.
Beach Boys - Good vibrations.
"Peaches" and Herb - Shake your groove thing.
KC and the Sunshine Band - Shake your booty.
Creme - I feel free
Perhaps anything from either The Hooters or Hootie and the Blowfish ...

If it does come in stereo, how far 'behind' is the sub-woofer in the ass for that true bass quality or the new and industrial strength 'tweeter' installed in the front?

....

What a wonderful group effort!

Challene

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 7:01:02 PM

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quote:

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So what songs should we load in to it?

The definitive song.....

I Like Big Tits - Joe Walsh

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RE: Apple does it again! - 1/4/2010 7:56:58 PM

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How about -

The Breast Is Yet to Come - Frank Sinatra

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