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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 8:55:49 AM

crouchingtigress

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What are you calling fake?

I have read your profile and in it you repeatedly call yourself a queen, I am not judging you.... BDSM is filled with a fair amount of fantasy and make believe but your profile is very heavy on the make believe and I could see how this would attract more of the same...

How did you get the title queen?

From Monty python:

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays...]

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]

Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Arthur: (muttering) Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressin' me? You saw it, didn't you?

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 9:08:21 AM

sirsholly

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How did you get the title queen?

it is obvious...she is the queen of narcissism.

Miranda...you really need to get over yourself.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 9:11:32 AM

lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Mianboss

Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight!
Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle.
Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts.
Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true".
Must view our profile and apply properly on the site.
Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.
Apply for 2010.

Miss Miranda

The "true Slaves" are at the Tru-Value store.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 9:19:39 AM

sexyred1

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

Wow *totally off topic* but that's the first time i've ever witnessed anyone else nicknamed "Boss" on here. i was totally like WTF when i saw that scrolling across...

If Bruce Springsteen wants a slavegirl, who are you to object?

I LOVE Bruce, but did not know he was a Dom. I am SO there!!!!!
(I know he loves redheads, so I have a good shot at being accepted)

< Message edited by sexyred1 -- 1/5/2010 9:20:25 AM >

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 10:21:22 AM

marshalp

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quote:

Why not just grab a drink of choice...I'm having coffee...sit back and see if there's something you can contribute to in any of these threads with something more interesting besides an extention of your profile. Oh, I would also suggest you grab equally large amounts of humor and humility...not to mention maturity and common sense...before posting again.

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

We are a strong willed, weal and twue gwoup of people.

ORIGINAL: CarrieO

Ok, so i'm new here... but this is so SO so true...

Love you guys

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 11:16:10 AM

SylvereApLeanan

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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Spots... acquires target... and *POUNCES* on LordnladyDeLion!!!! Where the hell have you been!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oops! [/hijack]

Snuggle attack!!!!

*flings herself on the pile*

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 11:19:50 AM

SylvereApLeanan

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.

This just struck me as... ummmm... well g*d complex. Lifetime commitment as y'all see fit. Are you gonna what? Say "ok... 17 months is lifetime enough."

First, this is not an "ad" section. There is in fact an introductory section.

Second, many of us are frustrated with "fakes" as well. How do we know YOU aren't one of them?

Third, what have you got to offer? Nothing as far as I can see in your ad.

Fourth, the Massachusettes cold notwithstanding, I'd pass you over. Your little ad shrieks of "do Me domination". No reason to trust you at all. No reason whatsoever to think I'd be safe with you.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 11:40:42 AM

BitaTruble

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Where are the true female lifestyle slaves?

Probably *not* in the Ask a Mistress section.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 11:41:50 AM

mnottertail

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:

Where are the true female lifestyle slaves?

Probably *not* in the Ask a Mistress section.

Oh, good. We're finally getting somewhere.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 11:48:14 AM

Jeffff

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They are all at my house.

No. I don't share.

Jeff

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:02:31 PM

GYPSYMAMBO

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OP:
Where are the true anythings..?/
lawyers..teachers,priests..wives..husbands..politicians..?clerks/..kinksters/
nurturers..artists..

WHERE ARE THEY..??????????????

IN OUR MIND..
So once we have an idea of what we want..
we have to search..weed..
search..weed..seek...and keep going..

GM

< Message edited by GYPSYMAMBO -- 1/5/2010 12:03:01 PM >

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:03:27 PM

mnottertail

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Jeffff can weed his own fuckin house.

Ron

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:05:31 PM

Jeffff

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No shit, those lifestyle slaves don't dig the weeding.

Jeff

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:06:17 PM

HisSweetElysium

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Okay well I am collared, but if I were not, I would still not be interested and I live in MA. Your profile is all about what you expect, nothing about what you offer other than expectations. maybe I'm wrong here, but to me it's a tough sell to expect a female submissive to be a firm believer in female supremacy. So basically I'm supposed to think all women are innately superior, except me, the POS? Um, no. Finally, the bit about expectations of relocation. i.e. give up their lives, to serve at your whim.

In my experience good poly is 3 (or more) equal partners, who all love each other and need each other for fulfillment. You're looking for a low man on the totem pole who's place is always in question. Shocking, no one is signing on.

< Message edited by HisSweetElysium -- 1/5/2010 12:07:30 PM >

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:06:42 PM

LaTigresse

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They don't do windows either............or so I've heard.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:30:18 PM

Jeffff

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

They don't do windows either............or so I've heard.

Crummy life style slaves..... bet this means they won't stay with me forever....as long as I want them.

Is there any point in going on living?

Jeff

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:31:57 PM

mnottertail

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No, not for you, but it isn't because of that.

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:37:05 PM

Jeffff

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You'll get MY lifestyle slaves.....when you pry them from my cold. dead fingers.

Jeff

(note the cap'd my, denoting my dominance)

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:37:49 PM

mnottertail

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your proposal is acceptable.

The Bug

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RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? - 1/5/2010 12:39:08 PM

sirsholly

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

No shit, those lifestyle slaves don't dig the weeding.

Jeff

well DUH!!! Did you ever see what gardening does to a manicure?

sheeeeesh....men!

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