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Lucienne -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 3:54:11 PM)

On a more positive note, that's the first time I've clicked on a profile to get a better look at the background decor. Really like that yellow!




heartcream -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 3:55:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Can aftercare involve ice cream and chick flicks? [:D]



Talk about High maintenance, now we have to cry at the end of Steel Magnolia's with you?


Olyimpia Dukakis


You already done wailed at the end of that movie, all alone. You'd be happy for the company and the ice cream.




AquaticSub -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 3:57:50 PM)

Nah... I was always more thinking about being the one getting spanked. And winning a black eye from GW. [:D]




thornhappy -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 3:59:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Yeah, grapevine thats it. maybe (some) apologies to the OP for not being the OW (Original Wanker) but dude, you dont want any old gash delivered to your door outta the gash catalogue unless it says monkey wards or sears.


Ron, what about those fine craftsmen of Kobalt?  I do have a fondness for their wares.




LadyPact -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:03:29 PM)

Obtain address.

Find address on map or print map with directions to said address.

Car.

Get in car.

Drive to said address.

Investigate.

If anybody is too lazy to do that, I can absolutely see why you are a perfect target for such scams.  After all, if you were willing or interested in investing any part of yourself to go out and meet people in your local community, YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A GOOD TARGET FOR SCAMMERS TO BEGIN WITH!

In other words, dear, the problem is you.




EbonyWood -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:09:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I've been to Grapevine



Glenn Campbell?
 
Fuck, sorry. Wrong thread.




Level -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:12:19 PM)

I thought he was more partial to Galveston?




NihilusZero -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:14:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Nah, I hate that movie. I'm more... "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", "Romancing the Stone", "McClintock", Angel and the Badman", or "Stagecoach" - Yes G-d damn it, John Wayne movies can count as chick flicks!!!

Wait, wait, wait...

Since when is Romancing the Stone a chick-flick??




EbonyWood -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:17:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

I thought he was more partial to Galveston?


I just kinda think towns named after inanimate objects are a little scary, Lev.
 
Folks that admit to "Not being from around here" tend to disappear.

 
 
 
Billy Bob
 
Little Rock




AquaticSub -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:17:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Nah, I hate that movie. I'm more... "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", "Romancing the Stone", "McClintock", Angel and the Badman", or "Stagecoach" - Yes G-d damn it, John Wayne movies can count as chick flicks!!!

Wait, wait, wait...

Since when is Romancing the Stone a chick-flick??



It's about a woman who wears Italian heels, writes romance novels, trying to save her sister by finding a rare gem and falls for a gruff, handsome guy who saves her butt and then wrestles crocs to get the priceless gem, which he uses to buy a boat that he names after one of her romance novel characters and tracks her down in another country...

How is this not a chick flick?




Lucienne -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:31:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

It's about a woman who wears Italian heels, writes romance novels, trying to save her sister by finding a rare gem and falls for a gruff, handsome guy who saves her butt and then wrestles crocs to get a priceless gem, which he uses to buy a boat that he names after one of her romance novel characters and tracks her down in another country...

How is this not a chick flick?


Because Michael Douglas has a really big knife?

Never mind.




LadyAngelika -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:37:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

LadyAngelika,

what would the posting icons look like? cause I might have to go that route, I'm not getting anywhere with mine.

Ron

I knew it was some kinda plant, so I have killed a few cells, praise jesus.


Like this Ron ;-)

[image]http://www.cb750cafe.com/upload/library/wanker2.jpg[/image]

I wanted to use this one but you can't post animated gifs.

- LA




AquaticSub -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:39:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucienne

Because Michael Douglas has a really big knife?

Never mind.



*snickers* Have you read a romance novel? The guys usually have really big swords...




NihilusZero -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:50:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

It's about a woman who wears Italian heels, writes romance novels, trying to save her sister by finding a rare gem and falls for a gruff, handsome guy who saves her butt and then wrestles crocs to get the priceless gem, which he uses to buy a boat that he names after one of her romance novel characters and tracks her down in another country...

How is this not a chick flick?

An opening scene where the movie's novelist is narrating about scantilly clad girl using a striptease to distract her attacker so she can throw a knife into his chest. Continuous camera cues that focus on Jack Colton's visual undressing of Joan Wilder in a decidedly testosterone-angled way. Danny DeVito. A car chase involving gunfire, a big wheeled jeep and a Colombian druglord. An archvillain who has his hand bitten off by a crocodile...




Valyraen -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:54:33 PM)

Like she said, how is this not a chick flick?




AquaticSub -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:55:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

It's about a woman who wears Italian heels, writes romance novels, trying to save her sister by finding a rare gem and falls for a gruff, handsome guy who saves her butt and then wrestles crocs to get the priceless gem, which he uses to buy a boat that he names after one of her romance novel characters and tracks her down in another country...

How is this not a chick flick?

An opening scene where the movie's novelist is narrating about scantilly clad girl using a striptease to distract her attacker so she can throw a knife into his chest. Continuous camera cues that focus on Jack Colton's visual undressing of Joan Wilder in a decidedly testosterone-angled way. Danny DeVito. A car chase involving gunfire, a big wheeled jeep and a Colombian druglord. An archvillain who has his hand bitten off by a crocodile...



Exactly. It's a romance novel on the screen. It's a chick flick.

Edited to add: Do guys really think there are no action, gunfights and swordfights in romance novels?




Level -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 4:57:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

LadyAngelika,

what would the posting icons look like? cause I might have to go that route, I'm not getting anywhere with mine.

Ron

I knew it was some kinda plant, so I have killed a few cells, praise jesus.


Like this Ron ;-)

[image]http://www.cb750cafe.com/upload/library/wanker2.jpg[/image]

I wanted to use this one but you can't post animated gifs.

- LA


and then, young carrottop found out about Dianabol...

[image]http://www.makli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/carrottop-aftersteroids.jpg[/image]




LadyAngelika -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 5:02:16 PM)

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Edited to add: Do guys really think there are no action, gunfights and swordfights in romance novels?


Damn! In my romance novels there are knives... and whips, and cages and rope. Lots and lots of rope!

- LA




LadyAngelika -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 5:04:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level
and then, young carrottop found out about Dianabol...



Oh my.... LOL.

- LA




AquaticSub -> RE: bdsmgroupandassociatesoftexas (1/6/2010 5:06:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika

quote:

Edited to add: Do guys really think there are no action, gunfights and swordfights in romance novels?


Damn! In my romance novels there are knives... and whips, and cages and rope. Lots and lots of rope!

- LA


I know. Oooo and in the Western ones there are always several great gunfight scenes. It's always fun when the hero hacks and slashes and shoots his way to his lady, who he is going to throw over his shoulder. And even better when she is fighting too. Actually one of my favorite parts was when the heroine dived under the swords of her lover and her cousin to keep them from killing each other. [:)]

Ahh, seiges, imprisonments, torture and death... always part of a good romance novel.




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