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Valyraen -> What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:18:13 PM)
...thing you've ever used to beat/been beaten with? The thought came to me when Kitten and I were joking around, as usual, and I said that I'd tan her ass with a plunger if she didn't quit. So, bring me the strange, the unusual, and the downright bizarre!

lovingpet -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:22:22 PM)
The cable wire from the back of his work truck? Yowchie!!!!!

Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:27:50 PM)
We've got a devilish little toy in the bag made from an old ethernet cable. It's been folded in half and wound 'round with electrical tape so that there's a long loop and a short loop. Man, oh man, even just hinting at pulling that thing out guarantees good behavior.

lovingpet -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:30:58 PM)
Ethernet cable..... fond memories..... This was totally spontaneous. He just rolled a length off and gathered it up in his hand and went to town. Gotta love the fast thinking of that man! Oh and I guess there was something involving a thorn vine at some point too. Once again. It was available at a moment's notice. Good times...good times.....

favesclava -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:38:31 PM)
hockey stick .. right across the ass....ouch

kittinSol -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:40:19 PM)
A heavy duty car radio metal antenna. I nearly died.

persephonee -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:44:57 PM)
the fan belt from the lawnmower.

lovingpet -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:46:25 PM)
A fishing pole. Bent back like an evil stick and snapped down. For the sake of all things holy!!!!!!! [:(]

kittinSol -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:46:54 PM)
A feather boa. Definitely strange, but oh, so very soft!

Wolf2Bear -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 5:54:59 PM)
pair of drum sticks

Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 6:01:55 PM)
That just reminded me of something Kitten apparently really enjoys. We have a little cat (can't technically call him a kitten since he's a couple of years old now, but it's his enduring nickname) who LOVES to be thumped. When I say thumped, I don't mean a good pat and he's done. I mean banged on like you'd play a set of bongos trying to punch through the drumskin with your fingertips... and since I was apparently a drummer in a past life, I'm always happy to oblige him. So, a couple of days back I switch from the small thing (the little cat) to Kitten... and surprise, surprise, she likes it. Every time I think I've got the girl figured out, she throws me for a loop again. [:)]

afterforever -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 6:18:51 PM)
Probably a long string necklace made out of mostly broken wee bits of shell. He was just messing around and grabbed the first thing going but turned out it was heavier than it looked, had a good crack on it, and had loads of tiny sharp ouchy edges. Good times.

MistressHolly71 -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 6:45:15 PM)
A CB antenna from a semi.

sappatoti -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 7:12:17 PM)
A length of straight Hot Wheels tracking. The whistling sound they make as they slice through the air is bad enough, but the huge bruising welts they leave behind after the first blow borders on the criminal. Even the dogs went a-runnin' when they heard the whistle of one of these babies. Just don't let the younguns see the adult use for this toy. * An assortment of Hot Wheels tracking, straight sections work the best for flogging: http://playborhood.com/images/articles/hot_wheels_track.jpg

Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 8:58:12 PM)
Even considering the flat of it making impact, that hurts just to think about.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:08:26 PM)
got flogged with two rubber chicken

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:08:38 PM)
Things I've used... A rubber chicken (don't ask) A car antenna A length of kudzu vine a length of poison ivy fishing rod several lengths of fishing line bundled and tied together as a flogger a wire whisk the electrical cord from a broken lamp a Lacrosse stick a jai lai bat a weed trimmer chain pulls from a ceiling fan a blade from a ceiling fan the rod from a venetian blind I'm sure there are several more but those are what come to mind. I'm a big believer in DIY and making every day objects kinky!

UniqueRaven -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:08:54 PM)
An institutional-sized kitchen spatula. i'm talking the head on that thing was like 6' x 8" - biggest bruises i've ever had. And this doesn't fall under beating, but one time in a hotel my ex literally tore a bath towel into shreds with his bare hands and used the bits to tie me up. i just remember saying "You're not allowed to do that!!!" as in, they would bill him for it. The things that go through our submissive minds....... [8D] of course his response was "Oh, I can do whatever I want...."

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:12:52 PM)
FR I think it's hilarious that harley and I were both writing about rubber chickens at the same time! too funny!

Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:14:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven An institutional-sized kitchen spatula. i'm talking the head on that thing was like 6' x 8" - biggest bruises i've ever had. And this doesn't fall under beating, but one time in a hotel my ex literally tore a bath towel into shreds with his bare hands and used the bits to tie me up. i just remember saying "You're not allowed to do that!!!" as in, they would bill him for it. The things that go through our submissive minds....... [8D] of course his response was "Oh, I can do whatever I want...." Lemme just make sure I got the measurements of that spatula right... six feet by eight inches? Jebas wept, that'd be like swinging the paddle equivalent of a claymore... for when you want to smack three asses in a line, I guess...

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