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What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellraizer... - 1/7/2010 4:11:55 AM

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Id freak out or cry like a baby maybe both.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 5:09:18 AM

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I'd be "woooooooooooooooohoooooooooo' and "where's your tailor?"

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 5:32:54 AM

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Ild LMAO that anyone would pay $8 to see it.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 7:52:51 AM

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Well, if I sat there fucking around with some cube and it took me to an alternate reality, I would enjoy every minute of having my flesh torn apart by a thousand fish hooks. No more bills, no more stupid people, no more snow.

No more fixing the car at midnight to get to work the next day, no more computer virii, no more Bill Gates (if he goes I'm coming back) no more political bullshit nor impending doom ?

Yes I think I could "live" with that.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 7:56:29 AM

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What i would do is think "honey im home", seriously! what a f*ing week!!!!

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 8:13:30 AM

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I seriously have no idea what a Hellraiser movie even IS.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 8:18:47 AM

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ask where my fucking check is. you aint gonna look at me in todd-a-o for free, sport.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 8:32:13 AM

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Well, if I sat there fucking around with some cube and it took me to an alternate reality,

This reminds me of my misspent youth.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 10:01:41 AM

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I'd roll my eyes and think "greeeat my pussy exboyfriend's wish came true, except it happened to me"

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 10:17:59 AM

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Id freak out or cry like a baby maybe both.

As Pinhead, I would get a kick out of making it a game. I might even have my own bridge of death, asking questions like "what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 11:49:03 AM

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Greetings

I would find Pinhead and tell him I am like his biggest fan ever and ask for his autograph.

I wish you well

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 11:52:15 AM

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Id like to make him cry

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 11:57:42 AM

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I'd be wondering what sort of moron cast me...oh, wait you mean if i was living the movie..well not knowing anything about hellraiser movies I couldn't say

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 12:00:42 PM

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Greetings

Short explanation. The Hellraiser movies is based on a book by Clive Barker, the Hellbound Heart. In it creatures called Cenobites live in an hell like world. They are very into pleasure and pain and have horribly modified bodies, like having nails all over their heads or wounds permanently kept open by metal implants and the like. The Cenobites are not demons in the traditional sense, they are beings from a dimension of perfect order who feel that the flesh is to dynamic and only by punishing the flesh can they achieve order.

Now there is this puzzle box which summon the Cenobites. Once it is solves the Cenobites comes and rip pepole apart and take them to their hell world where they live as the skinless ones, which are well skinless and are tortured forever. A few are transformed into new Cenobites. The movies are generally about pepole trying to escape the Cenobites and sometimes about the Cenobites fighting amongst them self, or even fighting against actual demons or other such forces.

The Cenobites serves Leviathan, the Lord of the Labyrinth. A sort of brutal, inhuman God of order. The leader of the Cenobites is Pinhead, so named for the pins driven into his head. The Cenobites are all dressed in black leather and while the movies try to be about the prpole running from them, the Cenobites really steal the show. I definitely recommend the movies.

Here is a link to more information on the Hellraiser movies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellraiser

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 12:22:02 PM

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Ask my Agent for the money up front and not a "percentage of the gross."

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 12:36:20 PM

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i'd fuck pinhead.. and then he'd probably kill me or kill me while fucking me ..

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 12:38:37 PM

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Hvordan har du det, Anja?

That picture looks like a fuckin courtroom reunion of ex-wives getting me for more child support.

(Turns out I ain't no fuckin' day at the beach.........)

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 12:50:19 PM

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Hvordan har du det, Anja?

Hvem fanden er Anja?
If i found my self in that movie i would try and go back to sleep. Must be some weird nightmare.

Hell i wouldn't spend even 1 buck to buy it on DVD.

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 1:47:59 PM

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Hvordan har du det, Anja?

That picture looks like a fuckin courtroom reunion of ex-wives getting me for more child support.

(Turns out I ain't no fuckin' day at the beach.........)

Ron

You have FOUR ex-wives???? Damn, we need to talk.....

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RE: What would you do if you found yourself in a Hellra... - 1/7/2010 3:14:55 PM

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I'd say Time for Family Reunion AGAIN ???

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