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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 7:54:55 PM   
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Wanna fuck? 


I have used that line before.  And it worked.  LOL


Of course it did.  They know a skanky whore when they see one!  *smirk*

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 7:57:18 PM   
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Did you start with "nice shoes"?


Ummm. . . no.   I would ask, "Should I have?"  Except obviously I did not need to.

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Of course it did.  They know a skanky whore when they see one!  *smirk*


I am NOT skanky.  I bathe once a day. 

I have never charged.  YET

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 8:18:24 PM   
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Once a day isn't enough when you are taking cock 40 times a day.  And isn't it sad that you have resorted to just giving sex away for candy?  Pathetic

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 8:34:17 PM   
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Once a day isn't enough when you are taking cock 40 times a day.  And isn't it sad that you have resorted to just giving sex away for candy?  Pathetic


Ya know. . . I could think about becoming a whore at that rate.  40 "clients" a day. . . $100 bucks a piece. . . yeah, I would do it. 

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 8:36:34 PM   
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See whaddid I tell yall???  *holds out hand and waits to be paid everyone's bet money*  Oh!  And I DON'T accept candy!  Unlike some whores I know...... 

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 8:43:14 PM   
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Hell, I bet some take cookies!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 8:45:51 PM   
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*perks*  Cookies???? 

Damn you Thorny!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 9:12:21 PM   
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See whaddid I tell yall???  *holds out hand and waits to be paid everyone's bet money*  Oh!  And I DON'T accept candy!  Unlike some whores I know...... 


40 * 100 = 4000 * 261 = 1,044,000 per year.  (I want two days off a week ya know)

Yeah.  I would be okay with that.  Have you got that 40 clients a day lined up?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 9:14:47 PM   
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Damn, are ya just giving out hand jobs?  40 a day is a whole bunch!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 9:17:19 PM   
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Damn, are ya just giving out hand jobs?  40 a day is a whole bunch!


You would have to ask Lovingpet.  SHE came up with the number.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 9:44:34 PM   
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No, you gots to go out an find your own clients you bimbo!  I'm not your Madame.  As for the number... yes, right now she's just giving them away for candy and I think she may finally be seeing the light of actually making the dudes pay for it.  But that ain't handjobs honey...that is first class pussy and ass right there.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 9:53:06 PM   
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No, you gots to go out an find your own clients you bimbo!  I'm not your Madame.  As for the number... yes, right now she's just giving them away for candy and I think she may finally be seeing the light of actually making the dudes pay for it.  But that ain't handjobs honey...that is first class pussy and ass right there.


Not just ANY candy!  Lindt's Excellence with a Touch of Sea Salt!  (Dark Chocolate of course!)

The delicate, sweet cocoa flavor is intensified by the bite of Fleur de Sel sea salt. Delightfully sharp with notes of cocoa and honey.



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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/30/2010 11:44:24 PM   
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No, you gots to go out an find your own clients you bimbo!  I'm not your Madame.  As for the number... yes, right now she's just giving them away for candy and I think she may finally be seeing the light of actually making the dudes pay for it.  But that ain't handjobs honey...that is first class pussy and ass right there.


Hell, for 50%, I'll be the Madame.


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/31/2010 3:33:08 PM   
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Candy? Sex? Money? I'm in!

So what have all of you whorish bitches been doing while I've been out?

Oh, that's right...Candy sex and money! *LOL*

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/31/2010 3:35:26 PM   
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NO!!!!!   Horny men.... the candy, sex, and money were payment... Yes sometimes I get paid in sex!  OH shut the fuck up all a ya!!!!!!!



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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/31/2010 3:36:38 PM   
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Sex....sigh. I haven't had sex since the 16th of November...Dammit!


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/31/2010 3:38:57 PM   
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Well, that's what you get for being such a cunt!  LOL *hugs*

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/31/2010 3:39:47 PM   
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sex is bad, the pussy troll will get you

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/1/2010 6:41:05 AM   
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"This town needs an enema!" ~ Jack Nicholson as The Joker (Batman)


If you're going to use Joker quotes, quote a real Joker, not some poser IMO. =P

"It's not about the money...it's about sending a message.  Everything burns."

*ducks*

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/1/2010 2:24:50 PM   
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"This town needs an enema!" ~ Jack Nicholson as The Joker (Batman)


If you're going to use Joker quotes, quote a real Joker, not some poser IMO. =P

"It's not about the money...it's about sending a message.  Everything burns."

*ducks*


Fuck off and die you pathetic twatwaffle.  No one gives a shit about your opinion.  Nothing can besmirch the godlike status of Jack.
 
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