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lovingpet -> Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 3:23:17 PM)

Most of us here are pretty decent and displaying a proper and reasonably socially acceptable persona out here in cyberworld. Every once in awhile, however, we just wanna say something that is just so thoroughly nasty, profane, tmi, etc, but we don't want to besmirch our lovely squeaky clean image. Well here's the place to be as much of a pondificating, bombastic asshole or maniacle, cuthroat bitch as your evil, dark little soul craves. We won't judge you. We'll just encourage your demonic ways! Welcome to Inappropriateville!!!!!!!

Oh, okay I will start.....

Chances are good that I probably don't like you and think you're an idiot.

Boogies often are like clouds. You can see a cool shape in them if you stare at them long enough.

Have fun!!!!!!

lovingpet




ShaharThorne -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 3:25:51 PM)

But I prefer being slightly rude and emptyheaded.

See mom...I and make the sshakes go away if I am typing...




lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 3:27:22 PM)

Hehe




cjan -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 3:52:41 PM)

Rude, innapropriate ? Moi ?

Perhaps, depends on one's perception, don't it?

However, I like to think I can take it as well as give it. Yes, sometimes it hurts, but so what? I despise delusion in myself and others. Sometimes a good kick in the ass can change a life, mine definatly included.

As is said, an unexamined life is not worth living. Sometimes, the urge to examine comes from outside stimulus. Lol , always




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:00:41 PM)

I am not rude dang it ..... I am excentric and on of these days I will be rich enough to proof it
Until then I will have to be contend to stick around with all of you unworthy creatures who are just striving to be more like me

~coughcoughsnort..deepbreath...coughgigglesnortcough~




lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:07:15 PM)

Bitch!!!!! You are lucky to even get to share the same air as me! Be grateful! [:D]




LadyPact -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:15:59 PM)

I tend to consider Myself blunt, not rude.  I can be civil, but I am not friendly with those that I do not like or have no respect for.  I do My best to withhold comments in some cases where I just want to ask the person what kind of head injury they must have sustained at some point in their life.  I've also been known to tell people that I don't suffer fools well.




AceOfKnaves -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:25:45 PM)

I really have no reason to be inappropriate. As far as I'm concerned, I'm pretty much better than all of you, and that's fact. Thus it's fortunate that you all have such a quintessential paragon of utter perfection in your midst. Please do not be envious of my inhuman aura of pure godliness, I just can't help that I was born with over 9000 in all of my ability scores and starting stats.

Feel free to bow down and express proper homage to me. Do it well and I may even reward you with a cookie.




purepleasure -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:30:07 PM)

Here's inappropriate for you...

My mom died 2 years ago.  Recently a phone call came in for her, and the caller absolutely insisted that they speak to my mother immediately.  We explained that she passed away some time ago.  The caller then asked where my mother could be reached.

The caller was told to contact Miss Cleo and her Psychic Friends Network, maybe they could help the caller get in contact with my mother from "the other side".

We were told that was inappropriate but soooo funny.


A different time, the caller was given the phone number of the cemetary that mom is buried at, after being told numerous times that mom was no longer among the living.




lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:30:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I tend to consider Myself blunt, not rude.  I can be civil, but I am not friendly with those that I do not like or have no respect for.  I do My best to withhold comments in some cases where I just want to ask the person what kind of head injury they must have sustained at some point in their life.  I've also been known to tell people that I don't suffer fools well.


This I totally agree with. We all know I'm not really rude, inappropriate and such. I just posted this as a place for folks to blow off some steam and not have to censor quite so much. It is all in good fun.

And if you must know, LP, it wasn't a head injury. It was breathplay gone bad that lead to my insanity. [&:]





lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:31:26 PM)

Cookies????

Oh, that's right! I've got my own. Kiss my rosy, succulent, subbie ass!!!!! [:D]




lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:32:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

Here's inappropriate for you...

My mom died 2 years ago.  Recently a phone call came in for her, and the caller absolutely insisted that they speak to my mother immediately.  We explained that she passed away some time ago.  The caller then asked where my mother could be reached.

The caller was told to contact Miss Cleo and her Psychic Friends Network, maybe they could help the caller get in contact with my mother from "the other side".

We were told that was inappropriate but soooo funny.


A different time, the caller was given the phone number of the cemetary that mom is buried at, after being told numerous times that mom was no longer among the living.


That's not inappropriate. That's being helpful! You just can't fix stupid.





SweetPoosy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:35:43 PM)

Can I rant over here too? Can I, huh? Pleeeeeaaaasssseee!!!

Oh, maybe I should change that to "May I?"




AceOfKnaves -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:36:02 PM)

Well LP, maybe I'd enjoy that more than you think.




lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:36:58 PM)

Yup and be as nasty as you'd like! It will make us smile! None of that shrinking violet and tactful shit around here. Got it bitch? Good.




lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:39:03 PM)

Of course you would Ace. I am the undisputable Goddess that I am. Just kiss it and be grateful.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:42:09 PM)

Living your life according to the poorly-written, chauvanistic, reactionary satire of a disgraced philosophy professor ranks you right up there with the dumbasses who learn to speak Klingon or Tolkein Elvish and plants you firmly in the Too Much Free Time On Your Hands category.  Please, donate your body to science and then kill yourself because you are too stupid to live.




SweetPoosy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:43:00 PM)

Well fuckin' A! Here goes...Sweet Cheeses on a cracker! You're at it again, you dipshit bitch! Misspellings, grammatical errors abound, and like them, your ignorance likewise knows no bounds! Why can't you just let one freaking thread go by without being all "I'm the great and mighty one!" Hell, can't you see that you ain't gettin' no respect woman? Give it a fuckin' rest, alright already?  

Ahhhh! I've GOT to do this more often!

Thanks Lovingpet! Mwah...you're the best!




hopelessfool -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:43:18 PM)

I just want to know why asshats feel the need to honk and follow you when they were breaking the fucking speedlimit, and if they were doing 25... like they were supposed to that quarter mile wouldnt have BEEN such a close call...

I mean for fucks sakes if you cant make a left when the cars over a quarter of a fucking mile a way... when CAN you make a left turn?




SweetPoosy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 4:45:46 PM)

Hey! Wait a minute Sylvere! I used to be able to write English in Elvish script! You sayin' that's a bad thing? Then again, since my rant is similarly directed...I suppose I should shut up!




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