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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:06:01 PM   
hopelessfool


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:07:35 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:07:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Valyraen

*sneaks up behind Thorn with a peacock feather*

...shouldn't there be some line about Cardinal Chunder about now (Blackadder II, "Beer")?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:08:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Scat you bunch of pussies!!!! Take that one however you'd like!


You know, I'd remark on double entendre on this one... but I really don't think I want to put my head there.

Oh, and I'll take the dart gun... but only if it's loaded with lawn darts.


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:08:57 PM   
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Scat you bunch of pussies!!!! Take that one however you'd like!


* hurf horf hurl *

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:10:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well fuck a duck! 




Hehe!!!!! Does that qualify as bestiality? Cuz if so then Aylee just moved into town!

And as for this raunchy, piece of reprehensible shit thread.... I started it!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:11:36 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:12:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'd also like to see the blow gun that can fire one of them suckers... Wouldn't be so much a 'whump' as it would a compressed-air rocket.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:23:31 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:25:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just to run through a few of my personal faves...

Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Were you born stupid or were they having a special on classes this week?

And for those annoying drivers, written backwards on the bug shield of my truck...

Lead, follow, or GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

Soon to be followed by a sticker on the tailgate...

Lead, follow, or GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS.

Non PC jokes...

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

Why did God give women yeast infections?
So they would know what it's like to live with an irritating c**t too.

And my all time fave...

It's been know for quite a while that a man won't buy a cow if he gets the milk for free.  Recently, more and more women have figured out that it isn't worth buying a pig just for 6 inches of sausage.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:30:14 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:30:19 PM   
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Aylee, if you had seen some of the threads posted in just the last week, not to mention the last month, you'd have had something crawl up your ass and die too! We are just trying to get it to come out in a good way!


See. . . and I have been wondering what has been going on for the last month, but other than meatloaf jokes, apparently NOTHING! 

Sooo. . . what is the schizzle?  *sipping my hot buttered rum*

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:33:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovingpet


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well fuck a duck! 




Hehe!!!!! Does that qualify as bestiality? Cuz if so then Aylee just moved into town!

And as for this raunchy, piece of reprehensible shit thread.... I started it!


Well gooooooooood for you.  What?  Do you want a gold star in your baby book or something?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:35:54 PM   
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Here's inappropriate for you...

My mom died 2 years ago.  Recently a phone call came in for her, and the caller absolutely insisted that they speak to my mother immediately.  We explained that she passed away some time ago.  The caller then asked where my mother could be reached.

The caller was told to contact Miss Cleo and her Psychic Friends Network, maybe they could help the caller get in contact with my mother from "the other side".

We were told that was inappropriate but soooo funny.


A different time, the caller was given the phone number of the cemetary that mom is buried at, after being told numerous times that mom was no longer among the living.


I still get calls from creditors trying to stick me with my ex's debts- he also died 2 years ago.

I'm very helpful- I tell them that this debt was assigned to my ex-husband in the divorce and please feel free to collect from him. Here is his contact information and his last known address- his mother's house!

I screw the creditor AND my ex-M-I-L. Two for one!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:36:20 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:38:04 PM   
lovingpet


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A couple crashed the Gorean forum
Had no idea they'd all skewer em
Cases of mistaken identity
Still no one can convince me.
There was a Goldilocks moment for a newbie
That resulted in everyone getting het up in a stewbie.
Then there was the men accused of hatin on the women.
And the women for whom the men's hatin made them oh so smitten.
Then this dude named osf
Who just seemed to piss everyone off.
Lovingpet learned that she's not allowed cookies
But at least it's still okay to make some nookie.
So leads you to this thread
To keep us from strangling each other dead.







< Message edited by lovingpet -- 1/7/2010 6:46:22 PM >

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:39:09 PM   
lovingpet


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well fuck a duck! 




Hehe!!!!! Does that qualify as bestiality? Cuz if so then Aylee just moved into town!

And as for this raunchy, piece of reprehensible shit thread.... I started it!


Well gooooooooood for you.  What?  Do you want a gold star in your baby book or something?


Damn right I do! Gimme!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:42:56 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Damn right I do! Gimme!


Alright. . . here is a whole darn sheet of them!  Freekin' toddlers and their "I wants." 

BTW, I hope that your holidays were wonderful!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:44:17 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

You gots cmail!




SO DO YOU!!!!!  (note the five)

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/7/2010 6:44:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Damn right I do! Gimme!


Alright. . . here is a whole darn sheet of them!  Freekin' toddlers and their "I wants." 

BTW, I hope that your holidays were wonderful!


They were absolutely fabulous of course! They included me, silly! LOL

*sticks stickers all over myself* Whooooo Hooooo!!!!!

< Message edited by lovingpet -- 1/7/2010 6:45:26 PM >

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