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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/10/2010 3:06:32 PM   
SweetPoosy


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Status: offline 		OK, so why do people only offer to help you AFTER you've hauled in 1,000 pounds of equipment by yourself?

Actually, I have to say that one really nice young lady helped me haul in the equipment, the ANOTHER gal offered her help AFTER it was all in. Meanwhile, none of the guys hanging around offered to help in any way, shape or form.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/10/2010 6:00:52 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/10/2010 6:54:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Hey! That looks like my silverware set! Damned thieving lobsters!
aww leave the poor things alone. They were all set to dine on what they found in Osf's pants....

Can someone feed the poor bastards?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 12:37:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Hey! That looks like my silverware set! Damned thieving lobsters!
aww leave the poor things alone. They were all set to dine on what they found in Osf's pants....



There's something in Osf's pants besides lint?  Since when?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 3:10:38 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 3:53:02 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 5:11:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, it's called "long pork" for a reason.

Ever watch "Fried Green Tomatoes"? I love the look on everyone's face when the Georgia sheriff tells them how delicious their pork is.

"It's in the sauce!"

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 5:53:32 PM   
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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 6:55:26 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


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Actually, it's called "long pork" for a reason.


I've also heard it tastes like veal and that a human thigh, with the skin and joints removed, is indistinguishable from a leg of mutton.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 6:56:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

If a certain self deluded, idiotic, ego centric, insecure, bitch doesn't quit proclaiming her undying love and monogamous relationship with MY partner, I swear I am going to fucking strangle her in the bad way. They will never find the body because I will probably eat it. GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But I love him!  And I would love for you to eat me!  So just WHAT is the drawback?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:00:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK, here go a-dolcettin' again!

OOOHHH! Girls! I have some lovely sweet 'n sour dolcetts here! Would y'all like some!??


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:01:41 PM   
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i have something inappropriate to say....

On a certain thread, on another planet, there are two girl fighting...One is sayin she is going to take the others man...Here is my inappropriate scenario regarding a possible meeting of this three......"Girl 1" is the would be man stealer,  "Girl 2"  is the man's "slave" And then theres "the man" in this scene........WARNING....... the following scene is inappropriate....

Girl 1 arranges to meet the man... The man and girl one start having fun, the man gets into some rope play...He ties up Girl1. At a predetermined time, Girl 2 shows up. The man and Girl two start having the time of their lives, while Girl 1 is there tied up, and probably watching, or at least listening. The man, and Girl 2 spend much time playing, and having fun.... And before Girl 2 leaves? YES! the man gets out some lube, and fucks Girl 1 in the ass!!  Right in front of Girl 2!! and THEN, makes Girl 2 suck his cum out of Girl 1's ass!!!!!

                          ~~~~Ta-Dah~~~~






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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:12:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

If a certain self deluded, idiotic, ego centric, insecure, bitch doesn't quit proclaiming her undying love and monogamous relationship with MY partner, I swear I am going to fucking strangle her in the bad way. They will never find the body because I will probably eat it. GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But I love him!  And I would love for you to eat me!  So just WHAT is the drawback?


Just remember if you submit to him, then you submit to me. I'm the head bitch of this relationship! Second in command to him of course. Now get over here you carpetmunching cunt and worship properly!



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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:17:19 PM   
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i have something inappropriate to say....

On a certain thread, on another planet, there are two girl fighting...One is sayin she is going to take the others man...Here is my inappropriate scenario regarding a possible meeting of this three......"Girl 1" is the would be man stealer,  "Girl 2"  is the man's "slave" And then theres "the man" in this scene........WARNING....... the following scene is inappropriate....

Girl 1 arranges to meet the man... The man and girl one start having fun, the man gets into some rope play...He ties up Girl1. At a predetermined time, Girl 2 shows up. The man and Girl two start having the time of their lives, while Girl 1 is there tied up, and probably watching, or at least listening. The man, and Girl 2 spend much time playing, and having fun.... And before Girl 2 leaves? YES! the man gets out some lube, and fucks Girl 1 in the ass!!  Right in front of Girl 2!! and THEN, makes Girl 2 suck his cum out of Girl 1's ass!!!!!

                          ~~~~Ta-Dah~~~~









Actually, sounds like a fun evening although entirely too tame and not nearly inappropriate enough to suit my depraved needs.

We'll take it from the entering of girl 2 (me). Yes, the man and I would have much fun all while that miserable bitch (girl 1) had to watch in abject jealousy. If she wanted anything to do with the man, she would have to endure harsh beatings at my hand as well as many well placed knife cuts. There may be some electrocution and definitely some choking involved as well. Before she got even a sniff of his manliness she would taste it dripping from my happy, well used cunt. That would be a lovely start to a perfect evening. Of course, the mindfuck would be....girl 1 would NEVER get the pleasures my man can offer. He wouldn't give her the time of day, but would allow me the treat of snapping her right back into her place.... OUTSIDE our relationship.



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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:19:56 PM   
breatheasone


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Status: offline 		Geez....and i thought of leaving out the LUBE for the end of my scene. Then thought it was TOO harsh...

*swims back over to the kiddy end of the pool*


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:21:42 PM   
lovingpet


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:24:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

OK, so why do people only offer to help you AFTER you've hauled in 1,000 pounds of equipment by yourself?

Meanwhile, none of the guys hanging around offered to help in any way, shape or form.


All right, lemme just say that if these men were from the South, they damn well woulda been helpin'...  and if they didn't, and an older man from down South came by (let's say, my Dad), he woulda shamed them mercilessly until they would rather die than sit there like bumps on a log.

Or you just have a frustrated, mouthy redhead come in and say, "I'm assuming that you're all sexually impotent, as well?  Because if you can't perform a simple task like helping a lady with manual labor, you certainly can't help her out by getting her off." 

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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:25:52 PM   
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I have a sick, dark little mind. Good thing my soul is in good shape.

OMG!!!...i know EXACTLY how you feel!


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:28:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

OK, so why do people only offer to help you AFTER you've hauled in 1,000 pounds of equipment by yourself?

Meanwhile, none of the guys hanging around offered to help in any way, shape or form.


All right, lemme just say that if these men were from the South, they damn well woulda been helpin'...  and if they didn't, and an older man from down South came by (let's say, my Dad), he woulda shamed them mercilessly until they would rather die than sit there like bumps on a log.

Or you just have a frustrated, mouthy redhead come in and say, "I'm assuming that you're all sexually impotent, as well?  Because if you can't perform a simple task like helping a lady with manual labor, you certainly can't help her out by getting her off." 

i'm 46, have arthritis, and moved a King size set of mattresses from one bedroom to another, BY MYSELF. Yeah, thats right.....i'm BAD....


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RE: Inappropriateville - 1/11/2010 7:29:19 PM   
SweetPoosy


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Status: offline 		I do have to say that usually all I have to do is walk by with one heavy thing, and they are lined up to help, but not this Saturday night...and to have someone offer to help AFTER the work was done...sheesh!

Fortunately, when it was time to pack up, there were some guys from the base standing around waiting for their ride, and it only took about 4 minutes to get everything to the car! Hooray for strong Army boys!

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