urgent appeal

urgent appeal (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity

Message

LadyEllen -> urgent appeal (1/7/2010 11:34:40 PM)
Calling all male members of CM Sweet Poosy has a problem with nasty vicious animals entering her backyard (could have been "penetrating her garden", but that might convey the wrong idea), harassing her and her pets. The only solution she has found is male urine, but temporarily she is between domestic donors. If you can help, if you can squeeze just a few drops a month or a couple of buckets a week, and send it to Sweet Poosy by mail regularly, please sign up below. Thank you for listening. I promise that despite appearances this is not a piss take. E

ElectraGlide -> RE: urgent appeal (1/7/2010 11:56:03 PM)
I used a safe animal cage trap to catch a possum that kept getting on the porch, I took it a few miles away and let it loose in the woods. If you are looking to score some pee, go to rest stops where Truck Drivers and Travelers stop. I see capped bottles of urine laying all over the place when I take the dog for a walk. Well I thinks its urine, I never tasted it, it just has the yellow color.

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 12:55:40 AM)
EG has a point. My former Master is a trucker and when he came home, I went to his truck and clean that sucker out. Believe me, I would haul liters of urine out of there. Edited due to typo.

AquaticSub -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 12:59:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne EG has a point. My former Master is a trucker and when he came home, I went to his truck and clean that sucker out. Believe me, I would haul liters of urine out of there. Edited due to typo. .... I didn't need to think about that... why didn't he throw them away when he stopped to sleep or eat?

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 1:13:01 AM)
He was a workicoholic(?). Stayed on the road for weeks at a time and when he had a free day onhand, he would swing by to make sure we (the others) were okay. I was assigned the house and truck, not to mention all the cats in the neighborhood. I had one sub under me and a slave above me (she handle the finances).

AquaticSub -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 1:27:08 AM)
But... surely, he stopped to sleep somewhere where there were trash cans...

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 1:39:57 AM)
He did, its the incoming for a break from trucking that I got to clean up the messes. Rest assured I used latex gloves when I was cleaning. I know enough about body waste to keep myself safe. Heck, he was wanting a toliet slave but he knew I would not do that (hard limit due to nursing background). It was our dymanic and I was content with it before my PTSD meltdown. After my meltdown, he realized I need to be home for my mother (better mental health care back here), so he let me go with the best of wishes.

AquaticSub -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 2:00:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne He did, its the incoming for a break from trucking that I got to clean up the messes. Ok. I was thinking he was living in a truck with all these bottles that were building up between home visits.

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 2:12:49 AM)
No...I would find 2 or 3 bottles and just put them in the trash. While the truck is being cleaned out, the alpha slave and Master would run to town for things for the truck, get food (especially cat food), and when I am done, get back in the house. I would cook him something while he plays canasta in Club Pogo. I was a good little sub until the meltdown caught me off guard (another Dom pushed my hard limit too hard).

AquaticSub -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 2:25:25 AM)
Awww, I'm sorry to hear about the dom pushing you too far. huggles

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 2:36:40 AM)
After 5 days of no sleep, I am near suidicial tendancies, not to mention the flashbacks I was having. That is what PTSD can do to you. It did not help taking 6 trazadone in one sitting just to get some sleep made the sub call for help. Got treatment in Tennessee where we found out that one of the drugs stopped working and got me on a new mood stablizer. Now I am fine and regret putting the Master and alpha slave through such trouble. It was a mutual departing. I still have contact with the sub below me. He is going to beauty school here in Texas and still wants to marry me, but I am kinda shaky about marriage at this time.

Level -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:00:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Calling all male members of CM Sweet Poosy has a problem with nasty vicious animals entering her backyard (could have been "penetrating her garden", but that might convey the wrong idea), [8D][8D][8D][8D] I dunno, the whole "nasty vicious animals entereing her backyard" is pretty suggestive on its own, E.

LadyEllen -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:02:58 AM)
Youre so rude Level. Tut tut! E

pahunkboy -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:03:59 AM)
Why pee in bottle? Pee is actually good for the soil. Being that my house is a long walk to a bathroom- I keep a few coffee cans. (hey they seal) Sometimes I dump them near the rose bush but only in winter- Coffee grounds ALWAYS go to my soil. One should water it down 10 to 1 before putting on soil. There is nitrogen in your pee- and it is redundant to buy that when you make it. Uncanny time for a possum. I have one too. But it hid in a garbage can. Quite upsetting. As it seems sick.

LadyEllen -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:11:52 AM)
The problem with pouring pee on your garden (here anyway) is that the one plant that really loves it is the stinging nettle. Watered down might be a different prospect though. Pee is also very good for other things; you can manufacture saltpeter for making gunpowder from pee. As such it is a precursor to a deadly explosive and therefore, having read this paragraph you should now turn yourself in under anti-terrorism legislation for having information of use to terrorists. E

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:26:12 AM)
Urine has a tendancy to turn into amniona(?). Read that someplace just can't remember.

pahunkboy -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:28:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen The problem with pouring pee on your garden (here anyway) is that the one plant that really loves it is the stinging nettle. Watered down might be a different prospect though. Pee is also very good for other things; you can manufacture saltpeter for making gunpowder from pee. As such it is a precursor to a deadly explosive and therefore, having read this paragraph you should now turn yourself in under anti-terrorism legislation for having information of use to terrorists. E Burst out laughing!!! LOL

ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:31:07 AM)
Damn..we are sick fucks for knowing what to use...I don't see the terrorists running at us with vials of piss...

LadyEllen -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:31:19 AM)
Something like that. The saltpeter forms over time as the urine dries out and produces white crystalline deposits which you then scrape together, mix with the two other ingredients in the right proportions and get gunpowder. Mind you its much easier to just buy the gunpowder, or make it from the basic chemicals someone else has produced for you; gardening shops will often carry two of the three and the third you can get from your BBQ store. This will obviously be my last post here as I shall shortly be flying to Morocco for a chat whilst hooked up to a car battery, having divulged such information. E

DesFIP -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 4:14:38 AM)
Around here you can buy coyote urine at farm stores, it will discourage deer but attract coyotes. I put up a fence instead.

Page: [1] 2 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.03125