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A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 5:13:27 AM

fastlane

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Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do
you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you
have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who
is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the
rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out
of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

Slap a Sap now, Kevin

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 5:22:50 AM

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Instead of slapping...can ya spank instead????

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 5:33:35 AM

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Sure, but keep in mind this is not suppose to be enjoyable to the co-worker

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 8:35:57 AM

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Now that is the perfect holiday. I'm all for slapping some of the bottom feeders I encounter at work.

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 8:39:36 AM

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I'm still on probation from last year.

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 1:49:03 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday : Do
you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you
have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who
is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the
rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out
of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

Slap a Sap now, Kevin

How about if the co-worker is dumber than a pile of rocks? This would generally fall under the irritant category but would the treatment be different? I mean, is there a provision for this that can't walk down the street and chew gum at the same time? And if said co-worker was the boss, could it be allowed to have something disasterous happen like he gets a nasty papercut and tries to wash it out with alcohol, rock salt and vinegar? I need clarification on this.

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 5:39:02 PM

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Damn and me without a job! Can I slap my teenager instead????

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/22/2006 5:53:36 PM

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I now know the disadvantages of being an independant artist and self employed.

I don't have any irrating co-workers to slap

*dramatic sigh of disappointment*

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/23/2006 12:20:45 AM

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Without hesitation, i have just the candidate. Can i use my back hand?

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/23/2006 5:50:18 AM

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The holiday is over with.....now stop slapping and back to spanking!

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/23/2006 9:45:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

The holiday is over with.....now stop slapping and back to spanking!

Dammit... You never responded with clarification. So, I improvised... I used a tire iron and small shards of glass. I like this holiday.

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RE: A Holiday with a twist - 3/23/2006 11:14:55 AM

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Coo-ool.

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