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Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 1:39:50 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 1:47:00 PM   
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the jury then could not convict me- well the cat could not verbalize the words to do so.

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 1:47:29 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 1:49:24 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 1:50:26 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 1:56:05 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:10:57 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:14:01 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:19:03 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:27:47 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:33:17 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:43:02 PM   
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Oh geez, I would love to see her try to bring the cat to perform his "civic duty" and explain at the courthouse entrance why she has to be allowed entry with an animal.


No problem. She's just following the litter of the law.


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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 2:43:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		so who would be placed in jail?

no one.   they dont jail cats.

Speaking of all that huge crack down in PA over puppy mills. I dont know what to think about it.  I guess we now have the toughest kennel laws in the country- (PA)

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 3:42:23 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 3:45:34 PM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/11/2010 10:38:07 PM   
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Well I happen to know from my own mailbox that they call dead people. Is the cat alive ? If so they are getting warmer.

Somebody find me a better adjective.

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 12:34:50 AM   
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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 4:48:47 AM   
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Speaking of all that huge crack down in PA over puppy mills.


Who was? I didn't see anyone speaking of a crack down in anything. Why are you trying to hijack the thread?


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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 4:53:04 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy
Speaking of all that huge crack down in PA over puppy mills.


Who was? I didn't see anyone speaking of a crack down in anything. Why are you trying to hijack the thread?




Because you are pretty when you batter your eye lashes.

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 4:57:40 AM   
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Because you are pretty when you batter your eye lashes.


And you are psychotic. You have never and will never see me or my eye lashes -- I don't swing that way.


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