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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 5:05:48 AM

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Because you are pretty when you batter your eye lashes.

And you are psychotic. You have never and will never see me or my eye lashes -- I don't swing that way.

if you say so hunny

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 5:23:37 AM

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if you say so hunny

You're more of a nut than I thought. You do realize you're talking to a GUY, right?

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 5:26:40 AM

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if you say so hunny

You're more of a nut than I thought. You do realize you're talking to a GUY, right?

prove it.

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 8:48:36 AM

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Hunky? I may just love you!

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 9:10:28 AM

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Surely there must be a get out claws?

This is a good one I appoint you The Sun editor

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 9:12:29 AM

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Thank you very much; unfortunately however I must decline, what with finding my ethics and morality very difficult to hang up at the door.

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 9:17:00 AM

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I find that usually these administrative errors are the result of some kind of catastrophic computer error.

In any case the cat was obviously on Jerry Duty.

That's all I have..the well runeth dry.

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 11:25:48 AM

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Well I happen to know from my own mailbox that they call dead people.

....so when did you die? and are you now proof of an afterlife?

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 1:28:25 PM

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No, they called for the olman, who has been dead for over six months. He also still gets offers for life insurance. Hmm, wonder if I could make some money here.......

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 1:35:22 PM

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I think I heard about this. Was the cat named "Claude?"

I'm pretty sure this has been fixed; the jury pool has been de-Claude...

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RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty - 1/12/2010 1:54:49 PM

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No, they called for the olman, who has been dead for over six months. He also still gets offers for life insurance. Hmm, wonder if I could make some money here.......

T

then that explains the AIG bail out. lol

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