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How do I? - 3/22/2006 7:49:28 PM   
fastlane


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I've been jacking off 7 days a week for 50 weeks in a row  and I am soooo horny, still (I need a spring break too!) I've jacked off in the bathroom, bedroom and the great out doors...it's felt good everywhere, but I want the crown. The Dom with the most cum...Ronald McDonald is flaunting it. Only this community can be a true judge. So do you truly believe a clown that says over 50 billion hamburgers sold, or me?
Say nothing, because Ronald has the marketing and I'm sure I'll lose this battle...DAYUM!!
Burger King, Fastlane is cumming to a you and I need help. I am applying for the job......CumKing
....McDonalds, cry your eyes out and Ronald, brace yourself...I love red hair!

Feeling a bit hungry tonight, I need a cheeseburger, Kevin

< Message edited by fastlane -- 3/22/2006 7:59:19 PM >

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RE: How do I? - 3/22/2006 8:38:56 PM   
Sensualips


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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 12:14:29 AM   
champagnewishes


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Status: offline 		I have no problem with your self declaration of entitlement....sounds like you've already been anointed....

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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 12:28:46 AM   
ownedgirlie


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ORIGINAL: Sensualips

Is this the type of monologue you were indulging in when the submissive shook her fist at you? 


omg lmao!!!!!  lol lol lol

Burst out laughing...thank you!!

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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 4:04:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Sensualips

Is this the type of monologue you were indulging in when the submissive shook her fist at you? 


LMMFAO

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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 4:17:25 AM   
MHOO314


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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 4:19:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: fastlane

becum the cum King?
I've been jacking off 7 days a week for 50 weeks in a row  and I am soooo horny, still (I need a spring break too!) I've jacked off in the bathroom, bedroom and the great out doors...it's felt good everywhere, but I want the crown. The Dom with the most cum...Ronald McDonald is flaunting it. Only this community can be a true judge. So do you truly believe a clown that says over 50 billion hamburgers sold, or me?
Say nothing, because Ronald has the marketing and I'm sure I'll lose this battle...DAYUM!!
Burger King, Fastlane is cumming to a you and I need help. I am applying for the job......CumKing
....McDonalds, cry your eyes out and Ronald, brace yourself...I love red hair!

Feeling a bit hungry tonight, I need a cheeseburger, Kevin


Kevin, as you undoubtedly know, masterbation is good for you. However, if I am at the drive-thru window at McDonalds, and see someone resembling you in the background shouting something about "wait, we're making some more secret sauce",..................I know a good attorney.
 
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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 9:52:23 AM   
Gauge


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Seek help. Mastrubratuion leeds two pour eyesit.

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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 1:34:13 PM   
proudsub


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but I want the crown.


You got my vote, if i can have the female crown. I had minor female problem and my gynocologist told me it can be caused by too much rubbing.

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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 1:38:10 PM   
wild1cfl


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RE: How do I? - 3/23/2006 1:44:04 PM   
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