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RE: Fighting - 1/24/2010 10:24:29 PM   
BKSir


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Status: offline 		Don't be fucking the olives.  If you're going to fight about them, just give them to me.  I need something in my martinis!  

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RE: Fighting - 1/24/2010 10:26:03 PM   
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I will fuck the olives.

But not because you fucking told me to.

Because I fucking LOVE olives ok?

So I am going to fuck them. In my mouth. With my tongue. And it's going to be fucking DELICIOUS.

(Should I light something on fire now? It seems to fit with the theme here... )


Do it on cam! 

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RE: Fighting - 1/24/2010 10:28:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Don't be fucking the olives.  If you're going to fight about them, just give them to me.  I need something in my martinis!  


Hey... don't touch my olives. These are MY olives all right!?!?!

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RE: Fighting - 1/24/2010 11:09:28 PM   
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RE: Fighting - 1/24/2010 11:40:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can relate. This brings me back to an argument I witnessed in the centre of Warsaw some years back between two one-legged tramps.

I was walking down one of the streets in central Warsaw with the old tenement buildings where every block had a passage-way through to the rear of the building. Standing in one of the passage ways were two middle-aged men, both scruffy, probably homeless, both on crutches and both had a leg amputated.

The argument started out with both men stood facing each other beside one of the passage ways in a block and from what I can gather, one of the men had gone off for a beer to the local shop and come back and found the other one begging in his passage-way. The thing is is that there were several of these passage ways in the entire block between the two intersections. The men apparently knew each other and were friends.

I would have probably walked on had it not been for one of these men threatening the other with a good kicking if he didn't go back to his other passage-way, and you know there's something quite interesting about a one-legged man threatening another one-legged man with a good kicking.

The guys were yelling at each other and coming out with different reasons why they should stay and beg in that particular passage way, starting from when they got up in the morning, how long they had been begging in that particular location and going on to reasons such as one could drink more vodka than the other, one worked in an office and held a more senior position than the other, and how long they had served in the Army. One yelled that he had had his amputation done first and so he should be the one to stay, and the other shot back to say that he had spent longer in hospital.

Then one of them lifted his crutch and whacked one of the crutches of the other man causing him to fall over. He then sat up, shuffled a bit on his bottom, and kicked the other guy catching him at the back of his leg and crutches causing him to fall over.

This is how it ended up, with both guys lying in the passage-way yelling obscenities at each other and rolling about trying to kick the other guy. This had been going on for at least half an hour up to that point, maybe even longer.

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RE: Fighting - 1/25/2010 12:24:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		I haven't read any of the other replies yet but just want to say....omg I SO dislike it when couples bicker or argue in front of others.  Maybe it is because I have grown up with parents who did and do this constantly and it just makes me feel so uncomfortable. 

I actually stopped seeing a friend of mine unless it is just her and I as I feel so uncomfortable when her and her husband argue in front of me.  the tension is awful and I never know if I am supposed to pretend this isn't happening or to make a joke about it.  I usually just end up hoping the ground will swallow me which unfortunately doesn't happen.

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RE: Fighting - 1/25/2010 12:43:36 AM   
sophiesback


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Status: offline 		i won't fight in public. i walk away, no matter what kind of beating it will get me later, or who the fight is with. How can you show your face somewhere a second time if you were fighting like 3yr olds when you were there before? i have been told i'm too prideful, maybe that's why.

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RE: Fighting - 1/25/2010 3:27:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aylee....yes, there is a difference in the taste of green and black olives....the black ones are much better!  Just in case you really wanted to know.....

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RE: Fighting - 1/25/2010 4:08:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Come on you all!  This is supposed to be drunken crazy posting!  Where are the snarks and such.  I am doing my best! 

Don't tell me I actually started something that could be taken seriously! 


Drat!


Maybe I need crazy posting lessons.  Where does one sign up for that?


Part of the problem is that we like you, Aylee.

Go get a new nic, then come back, and watch the shit hit the fan.

Also: do you really get drunk on one beer? Wanna go out?

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RE: Fighting - 1/25/2010 4:50:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Aylee....yes, there is a difference in the taste of green and black olives....the green ones are much better!  Just in case you really wanted to know.....


Fixed your typo :)

Was this a real argument or just people trying to make a decision but being too tired to think rationally? And as to why we only buy one kind of cookie is that otherwise we would eat twice as many. If I allot myself three cookies, I know that I'll then take three of each. What can I say, when cookies come in, self control goes out.

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RE: Fighting - 1/25/2010 6:28:31 AM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

I can relate. This brings me back to an argument I witnessed in the centre of Warsaw some years back between two one-legged tramps.


Ya know, I had heard the phrase, "busier than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest," but DAYUM!  Tooo funny!

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Part of the problem is that we like you, Aylee.

 
Awwww!  *blush*


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Go get a new nic, then come back, and watch the shit hit the fan.

 
That seems like an awful lot of work for some silliness.  Although I suppose I should have been a little more creative and suggested inserting the olives into orifices, then anyone who said that was a bad idea could be called names. 

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Also: do you really get drunk on one beer? Wanna go out?


No, not really.  There was a thread that was hi-jacked earlier this week and it was decided that the hi-jacker must have been drunk.  I commented that I wanted to get boozed up and post some clazy too.  I dislike doing that when I have to work the next day however, because then I feel like cat yuk.  I am not very big, so more than one beer in a two-hour period (I had just opened the second) and I would be above the legal limit for driving I think (especially if I go get a class B license). 

The whole idea was for this to be a little bit of fun.  I just do not take things that serious. 

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Was this a real argument or just people trying to make a decision but being too tired to think rationally? And as to why we only buy one kind of cookie is that otherwise we would eat twice as many. If I allot myself three cookies, I know that I'll then take three of each. What can I say, when cookies come in, self control goes out.
 

Well, it looked and sounded real to me, with name-calling and such.  (I was just getting a jar of pickles and I am boring and know what kind I want and like.) 

But with cookies, if your other half wants cookies that you do not like, no problem, because you won't eat them anyways.  Right?   

< Message edited by Aylee -- 1/25/2010 6:30:32 AM >

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