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RE: King Arthur - 1/25/2010 5:59:05 PM

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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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RE: King Arthur - 1/25/2010 6:14:40 PM

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I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?

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RE: King Arthur - 1/25/2010 7:18:48 PM

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"nasty, big, pointy teeth!"

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RE: King Arthur - 1/26/2010 7:26:49 AM

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Run Away!! Run Away!!

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RE: King Arthur - 1/26/2010 8:51:57 AM

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quote:

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A spanking! A spanking!

( only my favorite, all time quote! )

And after the Spanking, the Oral Sex!

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RE: King Arthur - 1/26/2010 8:52:45 AM

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dammit, now I gotta watch the movie....

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RE: King Arthur - 1/26/2010 1:28:11 PM

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dammit, now I gotta watch the movie....

I don't remember that line in the film babe ...

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RE: King Arthur - 1/26/2010 2:07:36 PM

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dammit, now I gotta watch the movie....

I don't remember that line in the film babe ...

Or that one! Stop that! It's silly!

And now for something completely different.....

We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecc-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot
Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.

Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is a silly place.

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RE: King Arthur - 1/26/2010 3:43:32 PM

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"Have you got anything without Spam in it?"

ROFL

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