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LaTigresse -> RE: So how/why did you create your profile name? (1/26/2010 2:59:10 PM)
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Mine is but a simple tale, one that I'm sure has been retold on countless occassions throughout this thread. It begins back in the old country where a young lad asked his girl,dommenique, to marry him...She was of course a lovely and trashy concubine and on their honeymoon night whilst he pounded her anally some of his sperm oozed down into her gash and a new life was created....Upon learning of the blessed news my father, Dom Dom Dom, told his wife that their future lied across the ocean so they packed up their belongings and moved to Wisconsin.
As a Dombryo I have vivid recollections of staring through the haze of the embryonic fluid and realizing that my "purpose" was special and unique. The months rolled by and 9 months later a domibabe was the gift the Gods bestowed upon my folks. My childhood was nothing out of the ordinary...I learned to apply nipple clamps to our dog by the age of 4...I was fisting a Wonder Woman doll at 6. I had recruited a harem of heteroflexibles by 14.
Upon the eve of my eighteenth birthday my father, Dom Dom Dom, sat a domiboy down and said, "Son, I've taught you all that I know." Tears welled up in his eyes as he tousled his son's hair for the last time and whispered..."You are now a guy."
So it's Domiguy...Pretty straight forward.... Nothing odd here at all. Fairly unremarkable shit.
All is right with the world.
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