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Women's Bedtime Prayer - 3/25/2006 1:02:54 AM

BeachMystress

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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.

One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I ask, "How big is my behind?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
in the hall, the pool, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the asshole you sent me instead!!!

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RE: Women's Bedtime Prayer - 3/25/2006 1:09:19 AM

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lol

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i would rather be hated for who i am then loved for who i am not.

jal trik kar Va, ja Vana'she

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RE: Women's Bedtime Prayer - 3/25/2006 6:51:28 AM

Kiledar

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you would like that prayer wouldn't you Ja lina. just remember gem that I see what you type so you better not be putting Me as the ass she is lookign at lol.

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RE: Women's Bedtime Prayer - 4/27/2006 1:33:22 PM

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