RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway

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HisSweetElysium -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/6/2010 10:39:33 AM)
I got one not terribly long ago asking if I would write his phone number on bathroom walls. I actually was bored enough to reply "why on earth would I want to do that?" he replied to humiliate him. I asked him what about my profile made him think I was into humiliating men. He said nothing, but maybe I'd be nice and help him out. [8\|]

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/6/2010 11:05:13 AM)
I got this silly one-liner the other day: "How about an Egyptian?" My reply: "How about one?", then blocked him. Then there was the one from the 27-year old who got laid off and wanted to know if I would provide free room and board in exchange for him being a no-limits slave. Uh, huh. Told him to do the same damn thing I did when I got laid off--look for a job!

DomMeinCT -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/6/2010 11:20:37 AM)
Two favorites I received and saved: How fat r u????? (Answered with 2 fat 2 tipe 2 u) What is your address?!?

girlygurl -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/6/2010 1:47:24 PM)
A recent one was, "I love your brunette hair". Last I checked my hair was red.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/6/2010 1:49:30 PM)
A few months ago, I received an obvious form letter in which the guy said, "I was intrigued by your mesmerizing profile and lovely photo." I wrote back and asked him what photo he was referring to, since there isn't one on my profile, LOL.

madamekitty71 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/7/2010 5:46:39 AM)
Yikes, that's not an email, it's his lil erotica fantasy. :) And way too much to read! LOL!

madamekitty71 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (2/7/2010 5:49:02 AM)
I received an email from the same 'write my name on bathroom walls' guy this weekend. Like I'm his free, charitable advertising department, or what? Told him to go write his own name and number on bathroom walls ...

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