Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ???

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Mariaandcharlie -> Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:24:21 PM)
We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate ?

LadyAngelika -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:34:42 PM)
Absolutely everyone on this site is a fake. I suggest you just pack things up and go elsewhere. - LA

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:36:06 PM)
Nope, not a single one. Try Alt. I hear they have a much better screening process.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:41:35 PM)
I hear you can have all the bifem slaves you want in Texas for about $850 a pop. Lemme know how that works out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [edited to add] On serious note, you should know that your sarcastic comment will be met with equally sarcastic replies. Also, if you were trying for exposure as a personal ad in the guise of your snarky OP, you may not be overwhelmed by tourists wanting to live a life of fluff bondage as a sex “slave” like the trailers at sexandsubmission.com portray. Many of the people on these forums are seriously into all aspects of BDSM, from extreme physical play to the spiritual side of power exchanges that involve the emotional aspects of a leather heart. Not everyone here is gonna jump up and yell “PICK ME, PICK” so they can live up top your images of a vanilla model that will suck cock while in bondage. Good luck with your search.

CNJDom -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:42:18 PM)
OMG! I agree with you both: nothing but fakers here... and you know they say: "Faker, Faker, there are no takers!" Keepin; real on Alt, yo! (making that def finger thing happen now...)

CNJDom -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:43:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I hear you can have all the bifem slaves you want in Texas for about $850 a pop. Lemme know how that works out. I read about that! I've been saving up and I'm just $730 off my goal. Ahh those bi Texan slaves!

LadyAngelika -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:45:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CNJDom quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I hear you can have all the bifem slaves you want in Texas for about $850 a pop. Lemme know how that works out. I read about that! I've been saving up and I'm just $730 off my goal. Let me give a brotha a dolla! Now you need $729! - LA

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:45:57 PM)
Sorry we are all fresh out of real and twue slaves however we will get another shipment second Tuesday of next week Please check back then ... we will then have them on sale for $ 9.99 plus Tax and S&H All you have to do is send your Name, Adress, and Credit Card Numder to twueslave, PO BOX 69, ....

CNJDom -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:47:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika quote: ORIGINAL: CNJDom quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I hear you can have all the bifem slaves you want in Texas for about $850 a pop. Lemme know how that works out. I read about that! I've been saving up and I'm just $730 off my goal. Let me give a brotha a dolla! Now you need $729! - LA Yahoooooo! Soon I'll be deep (clap clap clap) in the heart of Texas with a wad of dough and wild look in my eye...

LadyAngelika -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:50:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CNJDom Yahoooooo! Soon I'll be deep (clap clap clap) in the heart of Texas with a wad of dough and wild look in my eye... I hope you will come up to Canada to let me see my return on investment, even if for one night! You know Canada has absolutely no slavery. The Act Against Slavery was an Act passed by Upper Canada on July 9, 1793 to prohibit slavery. The Act remained in force until 1833 when the British Parliament's Slavery Abolition Act abolished slavery in most parts of the British Empire. Very sad thing. - LA

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:52:18 PM)
Hey, whatever happened to Aqua's Slave Rehabilitation and Refurbishing service? She might have a reconditioned slave in your price range as long as you don't mind some minor defects, like a brain.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 9:56:41 PM)
Refurbishing service? Awesome. I would much rather have an experienced slave that was refurbished than a new one that needs the complete training course. <-----Lazy guy quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan Hey, whatever happened to Aqua's Slave Rehabilitation and Refurbishing service? She might have a reconditioned slave in your price range as long as you don't mind some minor defects, like a brain.

OttersSwim -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 10:01:59 PM)
Hey they don't call 'em -Unicorns- for nothin' ya'know...

CNJDom -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 10:02:31 PM)
Is it like re-upholstery?

LadyAngelika -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 10:07:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Hey they don't call 'em -Unicorns- for nothin' ya'know... Oh I like Unicorns. They are purty!! - LA

ResidentSadist -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 10:21:48 PM)
$9.99? That means CNJ can get 3 of them! wow Im jealous. quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 Sorry we are all fresh out of real and twue slaves however we will get another shipment second Tuesday of next week Please check back then ... we will then have them on sale for $ 9.99 plus Tax and S&H All you have to do is send your Name, Adress, and Credit Card Numder to twueslave, PO BOX 69, ....

LanceHughes -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/29/2010 10:52:41 PM)
AND...... all of you sarcastic summa bitches (of which I proud to be one) missed THE best part of the OP....... As of this writing, the OP had a grand total of 4 posts! WOWeeeeeeee!!! ETA: perved the profile of OP - a Dom/Domme couple (WOWEEeeee!) that joined earlier today. Hot digggees - they went through a LOT of profiles per minute, didn't they???? And of course, they found no one meeting their stringent, TOTALLY unrealistic criteria. E(again) TA: Their G-DAMN profile is black on blue - How VERY, Very, very clever..... (NOT!) and how VERY, Very, very un-readable - my eyes got tired from lack of paragraph breaks at about the same second my brain got tired of the drivel.... Since osf has <ever so slightly> mellowed, maybe we could send Maria and Charlie to him for some "facts of life" training. So pathetic, I can't really laugh at them.......... they might have just not had any good training - If they came to a play party, how long do you think until the host "terminates" them? I've got "under 5 minutes" in the pool.... What? no more takers?

littlebitxxx -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 12:32:12 AM)
WalMart, aisle 4, halfway down, bottom shelf. Three colours and styles to choose from but they are expecting a new shipment any day now. Heard they were going on sale for Valentine's Day...half off.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 1:19:03 AM)
I've never been confronted by this much unexpected sarcasm this early on a saturday morning-let me tell you, it BURNS. And to the OP, don't listen to any of them. All these posters are faker than the fakest fakes you spoke to on the other side. The women are really all men and the men are really all geese who have learnt to type properly. I am in fact the only real person on this entire site other than your good selves, and I'm afraid you are out of luck because I am a) not a slave and b) unwilling to relocate. Plus you would have to fly all the way over to the UK for the initial meeting, and I refuse to do anything more than have a cup of coffee with you until I've met you in person and checked that the credit card details you have given me in exchange for me accepting your submission are good.

DarkSteven -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 4:55:55 AM)
OP, there ARE in fact female slaves that are bi and not taken. But not many. The question is, why would any of these few and sought-after types want you? Your profile makes it clear that the two of you saw some sexandsubmission clips and thought they were hawt. So you figure all you need is a female bi slave to plop down in your house and you'd get 24/7 fantasy fulfillment. You don't address any nonsexual aspects of serving such as domestic chores, and nothing vanilla at all - will there be cuddling? Do you expect the three of you will go shopping or horseback riding together? Also, do you have any experience? It doesn't seem so. A slave is putting her life in your hands - bondage gone bad could injure her, to say nothing of any other activities. Summing up - you're demanding a LOT of a prospective slave and not showing much that you're giving in return, not even a pic of the male half. No wonder that the only ones showing interest are the scammers and wankers.

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