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NihilusZero -> The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 12:10:56 PM)
Feel free to add them at as they come to you! [:D] ---------------------------- 1. If, in order to make your post look more sophisticated, you are going to include a phrase in a different language (Latin and French are normally the most popular), make sure you actually spell that phrase correctly. Your inclusion of it may have the opposite effect otherwise.

Level -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 12:56:24 PM)
Always make your posts modest and self-effacing. [image]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rDkBAMP1POg/Sg86pjCFAHI/AAAAAAAAAjM/xlKUT2Wt8d0/s400/barney+fife.jpg[/image] Especially when you're telling a "newbie" how "things were back when I started", or how "things go at all the functions I attend". This puts the helpless, mewling newbie at ease.

EbonyWood -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 1:04:54 PM)
3. Thread starters are often trolls, but not always. Treat them with kindness until they fuck up.

intenze -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 1:34:05 PM)
4. Be sure, when in a flame war throw-down, to tell your opponent "fuck you". That works.

sunshinemiss -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 3:40:39 PM)
When you start a thread, ask a question instead of just making a journal entry.

Level -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 3:49:32 PM)
Tank yew, miss sunshine. That is a good'un. 5. Don't ask a question, if you don't want to hear the answers.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 4:00:48 PM)
6. Always post a broken link or one that takes you to a totally biased site from some extreme left/right wing organization

windchymes -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 4:07:59 PM)
Make sure everyone knows early on how much you know. That's #7 [:)]

camille65 -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 4:11:13 PM)
7. Make sure you do a proper flounce when you storm off, especially the part where you insist you will never return when you post a day later. Aw pooh. I don't know how to post a pic.

afterforever -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 4:40:47 PM)
#9. Learn how to post pictures? [;)]

lovingpet -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 4:54:17 PM)
#10 Please, for the love of all things good and right in this world, learn the difference between public and private information. Please??? For me???

sexyred1 -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 8:37:51 PM)
#11a: Make sure to create as many vapid and banal threads as possible for statistical data purposes. #11b: Make sure you have a hall monitor type to come to the defense of the poor delusional and illiterate posters who cannot fend for themselves. #11c: Make sure that you always feel free to make comments on the comments of posters commenting on the OP; be sure to give as many lectures as possible.

WyldHrt -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 8:51:32 PM)
You are not helping, Red! [:D] #12 Be aware that what you write on a forum is all anyone replying has to go on. # 12a If asking a question, try to provide the relevant facts of the situation in the OP, otherwise people have to fill in the blanks for themselves. #12b If you are new, please keep in mind that people here don't "know" you yet, and may misconstrue all or part of your post. Getting defensive when this happens is not a good idea.

sexyred1 -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:08:22 PM)
Sorry Wyld, but the morally righteous are almost worse than the OP's lately.[;)]

NihilusZero -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:22:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 #11b: Make sure you have a hall monitor type to come to the defense of the poor delusional and illiterate posters... You called?

lovingpet -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:30:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NihilusZero quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 #11b: Make sure you have a hall monitor type to come to the defense of the poor delusional and illiterate posters... You called? Nahhhh NZ. That was a allusion to me. The sexy one just wants to scruff with me out back. It's all good! Iffins ya want luvins sexy one, alls you has to do is ask!

stef -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:32:13 PM)
All anyone needs to know is this: Posting and You. ~stef

sexyred1 -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:32:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: NihilusZero quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 #11b: Make sure you have a hall monitor type to come to the defense of the poor delusional and illiterate posters... You called? Nahhhh NZ. That was a allusion to me. The sexy one just wants to scruff with me out back. It's all good! Iffins ya want luvins sexy one, alls you has to do is ask! No lp, that was towards NZ, but it's all good either way. It is all in fun. I have decided to become like Mother Teresa on here. That way I might make NZ's point list. [sm=river.gif]

sexyred1 -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:35:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef All anyone needs to know is this: Posting and You. ~stef [sm=lol.gif] OMG that is hilarious!

lovingpet -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:35:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: NihilusZero quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 #11b: Make sure you have a hall monitor type to come to the defense of the poor delusional and illiterate posters... You called? Nahhhh NZ. That was a allusion to me. The sexy one just wants to scruff with me out back. It's all good! Iffins ya want luvins sexy one, alls you has to do is ask! No lp, that was towards NZ, but it's all good either way. It is all in fun. I have decided to become like Mother Teresa on here. That way I might make NZ's point list. I know it was toward NZ. I just had to tease you a little. We're good. [:)] molesticates

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