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Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/1/2010 11:51:30 PM   
FelineFae


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So many REAL Dom/mes, subs, and slaves, oh my !

How do I get all the hot poly single girls to stop messaging me ?

Communication never works for anyone.


any others ?

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/1/2010 11:58:48 PM   
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How can I get more cock shots in my email?
 
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 12:10:13 AM   
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How do I opperate this whipper-thingy ?

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 12:25:17 AM   
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Help, I can't find any pervertables at Home Depot!!
 
Y cnt more ppl uz txt spk n email?
 
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Why is it so hard to find a do-me sub?

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 12:29:35 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 12:59:24 AM   
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How to understand Dom/mes are void of any human emotions and other traits in 10 easy steps .

My slave obeys me completely, should I be concerned ?

Cats not currently plotting global domination.

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 4:07:40 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 4:49:00 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 4:54:41 AM   
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i can't find a pro-domme who wants to take my tribute!!

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 5:41:35 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 5:55:18 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 7:06:31 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 7:21:13 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 7:23:28 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 7:30:43 AM   
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every one of us, to a man, on this; the largest bdsm community on the planet.

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 9:07:29 AM   
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Topics you will never find on CM:

Threads that make you want to throw up a little in your mouth each time you see the OP.

(not this OP!)

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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 9:33:40 AM   
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i've searched and searched yet have not found this thread:
"Using Search function is easier than blinking"


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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 10:37:15 AM   
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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 10:54:18 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Fet Life

There are a lot of Fet people who believe this, but it's not true.  One example:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_1885635/mpage_1/key_fetlife/tm.htm#1885635


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RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 10:56:10 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Topics you will never find on CM:

Threads that make you want to throw up a little in your mouth each time you see the OP.

(not this OP!)


but those are out there through that one - i think - did not open a thread yet...but it's only a matter of time

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