Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: Topics you will never find on CM.


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Topics you will never find on CM. Page: <<   < prev  1 2 [3] 4 5   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 10:16:34 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


Posts: 8275
Joined: 11/1/2007
From: Hell
Status: offline 		How can I hook up with a guy who wants to cheat on his vanilla wife?
 
I'm a hot, single, bi, sub woman with no kids -- why can't I find a married couple to dominate me?
 
My vanilla wife caught me cheating with a pro domme and now she wants to dominate me too. Should I let her?

_____________________________

Sylverë
Dark Muse
30 Fluffy Points
Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal.
Shadow Governess & Mean Girl
"There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."— The Doctor

(in reply to DomMeinCT)
Profile   Post #: 41
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 11:06:30 PM   
FukinTroll


Posts: 6277
Joined: 2/6/2007
From: Under a bridge
Status: offline 		Is telling my sub to punish herself domly enough?

_____________________________

I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!

TrollTopia
Greedy Groupie!

The Mods have me on speed Spank!! Gotta luv'em.

(in reply to SylvereApLeanan)
Profile   Post #: 42
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/2/2010 11:45:49 PM   
dreamofthemoon


Posts: 10666
Joined: 2/2/2007
Status: offline 		Is telling a dom--who happens to bear a striking resemblance to FukinTroll--that he can get it himself subly enough?

< Message edited by dreamofthemoon -- 2/3/2010 12:09:34 AM >

_____________________________

dreamy

40 Fluffy points
Hibbie Chick!
Pure's jello shot!
Charter Member: Lance's Fag Hags!
A good egg, per DRH

(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 43
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 12:37:31 AM   
wandersalone


Posts: 4666
Joined: 11/21/2005
Status: offline 		I love the vanilla cone under my name, how can I keep it forever?

why do I keep finding single Dominants who have jobs, no crazy exes in the background and who communicate honestly and openly?


_____________________________

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. Martin Luther King
Godmother of the subbie mafia
My all time favourite threads
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=2002501
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=790885

(in reply to dreamofthemoon)
Profile   Post #: 44
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 2:46:20 AM   
stella41b


Posts: 4258
Joined: 10/16/2007
From: SW London (UK)
Status: offline 		I'm worried that my girlfriend might be turning into a domme. What do I do? 

_____________________________

CM's Resident Lyricist
also Facebook
http://stella.baker.tripod.com/
50NZpoints
Q2
Simply Q

(in reply to wandersalone)
Profile   Post #: 45
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 9:53:49 AM   
Phoenixpower


Posts: 8098
Status: offline 		Why do I only meet Dominants who look exactly how they claim to look like and never hide any nasty surprises which pop up once we meet

_____________________________

RIP 08-09-07

The PAST is history, the FUTURE a mystery, NOW is a gift - that's why it's called the PRESENT

www.butyoudontlooksick.com/navigation/BYDLS-TheSpoonTheory.pdf

(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 46
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 10:05:17 AM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline 		The Ultimate Collarme Question (thanks to dcnovice)

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their circumcised spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a boot-wearing pro domme (who is actually a taxi-driving switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies who've been scammed) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves who view shaved pubic hair as the ultimate act of submission and who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass, cross-dressing masochists who refer to themselves in the third person, fear their masters are ignoring them, fail to take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone, and spill drinks on colleagues they suspect of being dommes and for whom they would like to serve as toilet slaves?


ETA: I liked the earlier version ...

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone and then bitch about the nerve and bad manners of the person they wrote not taking time to craft a thoughtfully worded answer to their one-line introductory e-mail?


< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 2/3/2010 10:08:16 AM >

_____________________________

Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

(in reply to Phoenixpower)
Profile   Post #: 47
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 10:13:37 AM   
Musicmystery


Posts: 30259
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline 		~FR~

Or this topic:

Why does no one ever start a thread complaining about the other people here?

(in reply to sunshinemiss)
Profile   Post #: 48
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 11:35:23 AM   
FukinTroll


Posts: 6277
Joined: 2/6/2007
From: Under a bridge
Status: offline 		How do I filter out the gorgeous, available, servile, eager and willing sub/slaves from my mail?

_____________________________

I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!

TrollTopia
Greedy Groupie!

The Mods have me on speed Spank!! Gotta luv'em.

(in reply to Musicmystery)
Profile   Post #: 49
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 12:42:16 PM   
hejira92


Posts: 2272
Joined: 10/27/2005
From: Palm Beach County, Fl
Status: offline 		In General BDSM- Why is the BDSM community so darned harmonious and consistent in all its terms and definitions for everything?


In Politics- "The US Congress enacted a law today recognizing the legality of consensual Master/slave relationships."


In Positive experiences- My play date with Mark Davis.


_____________________________

Property of Cuffkinks

Member:
The Pimpettes
MoGa's IN-Crowd

"You're the gleam in my eye, the smile on my face and the bulge in my pants" - Cuffkinks

(in reply to FukinTroll)
Profile   Post #: 50
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 1:03:10 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		How do I sto these bitches from coming to my house and constantly begging to give me blowjobs, especially the ones that want to do it in pairs?

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to hejira92)
Profile   Post #: 51
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 1:04:40 PM   
lovingpet


Posts: 4270
Joined: 6/19/2005
Status: offline 		As a submissive man I find the attention of so many horny dominant women too much... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_____________________________

If you put your head into more, you'd have to put your back into less. ~Me

10 Fluffy pts.


(in reply to hejira92)
Profile   Post #: 52
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 2:31:42 PM   
windchymes


Posts: 9410
Joined: 4/18/2005
Status: offline 		What can we do to get Ron to think about blowjobs more?

< Message edited by windchymes -- 2/3/2010 2:32:07 PM >

_____________________________

You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

(in reply to lovingpet)
Profile   Post #: 53
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 4:28:35 PM   
FelineFae


Posts: 7756
Joined: 1/23/2009
From: i do wander everywhere...
Status: offline 		I introduce my sub to my parents. I think they might be too accepting.
Mom made a list of chores for my sub, and Dad gave her recipes for his favorite drinks and snack foods.


< Message edited by FelineFae -- 2/3/2010 4:29:08 PM >

_____________________________

FelineFae
All right reserved by Chaos
: Disclaimer :
Do not expose FelineFae to direct sunlight.
FelineFae cannot spell in any language.
Granting of Fae-Wishes VOID where prohibitededed.
Individual results may vary.


(in reply to windchymes)
Profile   Post #: 54
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 5:31:55 PM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline 		Where can I find a bisexual male to serve us?

_____________________________

Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

(in reply to FelineFae)
Profile   Post #: 55
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 5:36:52 PM   
UniqueRaven


Posts: 1237
Joined: 9/30/2009
From: Austin, TX
Status: offline 		What's Wrong? Why are You Crying? and other Empathy Tips for Sadists


How can i get my Owner to Give Me Fewer Orgasms and More Housework?




< Message edited by UniqueRaven -- 2/3/2010 5:37:31 PM >

_____________________________

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" ~Snoopy (Charles Schultz)

My blog is at http://takinghishand.wordpress.com

(in reply to sunshinemiss)
Profile   Post #: 56
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 5:53:32 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

How can i get my Owner to Give Me Fewer Orgasms and More Housework?



Oh don't even joke about it *looks around furtively for Master Tim*


_____________________________

And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

Team Troll Trollop
Member: Cocksuckers For World Peace
Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

(in reply to UniqueRaven)
Profile   Post #: 57
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 5:55:21 PM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline 		Don't you think those Goreans are just too silly? Why can't they have an actual SERIOUS conversation?

_____________________________

Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

(in reply to zephyroftheNorth)
Profile   Post #: 58
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 6:43:02 PM   
dreamofthemoon


Posts: 10666
Joined: 2/2/2007
Status: offline 		I'm the dom/me in a polyamorous relationship with both my s.o. and our 17 sub/slaves/pets.  How come there isn't any signs of jealousy among them?

_____________________________

dreamy

40 Fluffy points
Hibbie Chick!
Pure's jello shot!
Charter Member: Lance's Fag Hags!
A good egg, per DRH

(in reply to sunshinemiss)
Profile   Post #: 59
RE: Topics you will never find on CM. - 2/3/2010 6:57:39 PM   
afterforever


Posts: 315
Joined: 6/12/2008
From: Belfast, NI
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

 
I'm a hot, single, bi, sub woman with no kids -- why can't I find a married couple to dominate me?



Seriously considering starting that one now.

(in reply to SylvereApLeanan)
Profile   Post #: 60
Page:   <<   < prev  1 2 [3] 4 5   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Topics you will never find on CM. Page: <<   < prev  1 2 [3] 4 5   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.110