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From: Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop
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Having worked in the restaurant industry for wayyy too long, I have seen plenty and learned so much about people. You can tell alot about people by serving them.
This would have been about 7 years ago. I was working at a wretched pretentious place. The owner was a bald man with hair plugs who started out in the construction business and then decided to open a pizzeria. One thing led to another and now he has a wine cellar fit for a small country. The guy is a pompous jerk-off who humiliates his staff in public, one of the worst kinds of boss.
One day I was serving a table of five suits. I generally like serving suits. They are fun to mess with.
Harper is a pussy bitch. I know his type and usually it is women bitches that are this way. They pretend you are not standing there to take their order. They continue their lame conversation while you stand there awkwardly waiting for a natural break, but they dont create one so you walk away and come back at which time they act snippy like you kept them waiting. When they order it is in the middle of one of their lame sentences, "I was at Prada and the shoes were sold out in my size, I'll have the chicken caesar with no croutons, dressing on the side, no parsley, no garlic and have them make my dressing out of canola oil instead of olive oil and please add extra anchovies. I asked the sales girl what she could do for me because I have to have that shoe, it is the only one that goes with my dress." She didnt look at me once, whadda bitch.
So here are five suits in for lunch all wearing Harper buttons. I hadnt heard of him, didnt know who he was or even if he was among them. I tried to be a bit jokey but they werent having it. One of them was just like that woman. He didnt look at me, ordered while not looking at me and pummeled into private conversation straight away. In effect giving me walking papers with no thank you's or any sort of human decency.
Imagine my surprise when I soon thereafter saw his slimy face on the news. Of course that was Harper the freaking reptile. He treats service staff like sub-human and that tells me way too much about his creepy Bush henchman's ass.
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