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tabithajames -> Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:26:38 PM)
I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing.

Jeffff -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:28:59 PM)
Oh come one... name names!

EbonyWood -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:29:41 PM)
If it was Jefff you wouldn't be able to type. So that's one name off the list. (Anytime, pal.)

xxblushesxx -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:30:02 PM)
Yeah, we're dying to hear...[:-]

Jeffff -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:32:18 PM)
[8D]

heartcream -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:55:09 PM)
[image]http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Non-Sport/ab-hookup.JPG[/image]

Jeffff -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 2:58:45 PM)
HC?... that is unbelievably HOT! :) Jeff

windchymes -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 3:14:37 PM)
It looks like she has a prosthetic leg!!! Of course, if Jeffff is into that, nothing wrong with it......

Jeffff -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 3:28:29 PM)
Ok... I admit it.......... it was Me. yes... I AM that good. I hope this answers many questions Jeff

tabithajames -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 3:52:19 PM)
His name wasn't Jeff, but if Jeff can fuck me like the guy this morning, then bring it on! As for naming names, sorry, not gonna fuck-and-tell, at least until he says it's cool to mention it. Otherwise, guys, if you want me to name names, get at me and let's fucking do it!

Jeffff -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 3:53:34 PM)
I lead about my name earlier today. I was afraid you would fuck and tell... good girl! Jeff

LeBlueDude -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 4:11:08 PM)
Only one questions remains.... How did an anteater get so good? Is it that long tongue? All that time sticking his long nose into small holes? Please mr Anteater tell us your secret!

kittinSol -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 4:13:10 PM)
Cool beard.

sexyred1 -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 6:10:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames His name wasn't Jeff, but if Jeff can fuck me like the guy this morning, then bring it on! As for naming names, sorry, not gonna fuck-and-tell, at least until he says it's cool to mention it. Otherwise, guys, if you want me to name names, get at me and let's fucking do it! Yes, but how much do you charge and do you take credit cards? I am not sure that Chase has given out anteater mastercards lately.

domiguy -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 6:16:46 PM)
It was me. I banged her. Geewhiz, I hadn't slept for twentysix hours so I thought I only brought out my "C" game....I always seem to underestimate the power and magnitude of the Domidong. You can tell it was me....I left my world renowned calling card...If you look closely at her picture you can see the poo I threw at her right before I walked out the door is stuck to her tummy. After I tore her a new one I banged out a few more on my way to the airport.

stef -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/5/2010 8:32:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing. How much did you charge them? ~stef

xxblushesxx -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/6/2010 7:16:48 AM)
Now Stef, you know a lady never tells...[8\|]

Aynne88 -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/6/2010 7:40:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames His name wasn't Jeff, but if Jeff can fuck me like the guy this morning, then bring it on! As for naming names, sorry, not gonna fuck-and-tell, at least until he says it's cool to mention it. Otherwise, guys, if you want me to name names, get at me and let's fucking do it! Yes, but how much do you charge and do you take credit cards? I am not sure that Chase has given out anteater mastercards lately. Exactly. I love you.[&:].

myotherself -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/6/2010 2:04:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy It was me. I banged her. Geewhiz, I hadn't slept for twentysix hours so I thought I only brought out my "C" game....I always seem to underestimate the power and magnitude of the Domidong. You can tell it was me....I left my world renowned calling card...If you look closely at her picture you can see the poo I threw at her right before I walked out the door is stuck to her tummy. After I tore her a new one I banged out a few more on my way to the airport. Domiguy, I think I love you [sm=bowdown.gif] as long as you don't chuck shit at me - I have to dodge enough of that at work...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Oh my motherfucking GODDDDDDDDDD\| (2/6/2010 2:48:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tabithajames I'm not gonna name names, but I just had my first CollarMe.com hook-up this morning and I got the shit fucked outta me good and hard! Amazing. Fess up! Who is he? Does he make housecalls? Does he have a brother?

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