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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 1:50:56 PM)

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Erm, are you a nurse? Because I'm pretty sure nurses outrank JHOs (interns). You can come do all my work for me though? Also being an annoying bastard is Medical School 101, we can't help it.


Nope, a secretary. Hold on a sec, you mean doctors actually take a course in how to be annoying? It all makes sense now, they must have been top of their class. There's also a course in bad handwriting isn't there?




afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 1:58:05 PM)

Not just how to be annoying, there's all sorts of optional extra classes we can take in the evenings. How to speak so that no one can understand us, how to insinuate that every health problem you have is your own fault without actually saying it, how to says "oops" in an incredibly happy sounding way when your blood starts dripping on the floor, how to cause the most pain from the simplest examination.

I took latin. [:D]


Also, I'm totally up for being the only intern with my own admin staff. I pay you in cookies?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 4:56:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

Not just how to be annoying, there's all sorts of optional extra classes we can take in the evenings. How to speak so that no one can understand us, how to insinuate that every health problem you have is your own fault without actually saying it, how to says "oops" in an incredibly happy sounding way when your blood starts dripping on the floor, how to cause the most pain from the simplest examination.

I took latin. [:D]


Also, I'm totally up for being the only intern with my own admin staff. I pay you in cookies?


I KNEW IT!! Thank you for confirming what my fellow secretaries and I have suspected for years. [:)]

Cookies? Shame on you, now that you are an intern you must encourage healthy eating. Here's a tip for free though, be nice to the secretaries, we can make your life a living hell *smiles evilly, sharp teeth gleaming*




Level -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:07:41 PM)

Congratulations, Dr. McHawty [:D]




afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 8:21:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

I KNEW IT!! Thank you for confirming what my fellow secretaries and I have suspected for years. [:)]

Cookies? Shame on you, now that you are an intern you must encourage healthy eating. Here's a tip for free though, be nice to the secretaries, we can make your life a living hell *smiles evilly, sharp teeth gleaming*



Secretaries, nurses, radiologists, pharmacists. So many people to win over before they make my life hell. Lucky I have a cute smile and homemade vegan fat free sugar free chai latte cookies. [:D]




thornhappy -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 10:45:34 PM)

Congrats!!




AquaticSub -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 11:35:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

I'm going to go sit in the corner and have a panic attack about actually having to be a doctor now.


I want to hug you now.

More seriously, if I go to Ireland, can I just show you the rashes or do I still have to send the pictures?




wandersalone -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 11:59:53 PM)

sorry I haven't read all of the responses so apologies if this has been asked dear Doctor [:)]

I see you are Irish.......


Do you own any boots?
Have you ever been in a taxi?
Have rabid strangers ever thrown water on you to see your reaction?

aha I knew it ..... that ain't no doctor, that is a Domme

eta ...hurriedly changes dead to dear....oops sorry [8|]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Sorry about this (2/10/2010 4:31:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: afterforever


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

I KNEW IT!! Thank you for confirming what my fellow secretaries and I have suspected for years. [:)]

Cookies? Shame on you, now that you are an intern you must encourage healthy eating. Here's a tip for free though, be nice to the secretaries, we can make your life a living hell *smiles evilly, sharp teeth gleaming*



Secretaries, nurses, radiologists, pharmacists. So many people to win over before they make my life hell. Lucky I have a cute smile and homemade vegan fat free sugar free chai latte cookies. [:D]


My advice is to not tell them the cookies are vegan, let them think they are the regular, non-vegan kind.  Look it ain't hard, just don't act like you are God's gift to medicine and you'll be fine [:)]




afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/10/2010 8:51:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

I'm going to go sit in the corner and have a panic attack about actually having to be a doctor now.


I want to hug you now.

More seriously, if I go to Ireland, can I just show you the rashes or do I still have to send the pictures?


If you're coming to Ireland I can just check out the rashes in person. I can't promise that I won't take pictures though. [;)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Sorry about this (2/10/2010 9:04:21 AM)

CONGRATS!!!  (ok, so when I relocate to Wales, when I need medical attention, I'm gonna be traveling to Ireland now, I guess :)  )

Here's a relatively unknown thing for you to look into (I know there are people who have it, there):  Nail Patella Syndrome

(aka Osteo-Onycho Displaysia, Fong's Disease)




afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/10/2010 11:17:14 AM)

Where in Wales are you going? My grandparents live in Merthyr Tydfil and my auntie lives in Swansea, so I spend loads of time in the south.

Homework, mean. [>:]




AquaticSub -> RE: Sorry about this (2/10/2010 11:20:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: afterforever


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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

I'm going to go sit in the corner and have a panic attack about actually having to be a doctor now.


I want to hug you now.

More seriously, if I go to Ireland, can I just show you the rashes or do I still have to send the pictures?


If you're coming to Ireland I can just check out the rashes in person. I can't promise that I won't take pictures though. [;)]


No worries. Just put that attractive black bar over my eyes if you decide to publish them! [:D]




afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/16/2010 8:16:06 AM)

Found out what job I got today, in Americanspeak, I have internships in Psychiatry and Neurosurgery, although like everyone in the UK I have to do general medicine and general surgery first. I will be worming around in your brains both physically and mentally. YAY!!




EbonyWood -> RE: Sorry about this (2/16/2010 8:19:03 AM)

"Fetch me a brain, Igor!" YAY!!!




dreamerdreaming -> RE: Sorry about this (2/16/2010 8:20:46 AM)

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CONGRATULATIONS DOCTOR FOREVER!


Come to the dom side. We have lobster. [:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Sorry about this (2/16/2010 8:26:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

"Fetch me a brain, Igor!" YAY!!!


*snort*


AF.. you've got mail




afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/16/2010 8:32:48 AM)

The dom side? *runs and hides* Whilst I have done things that would make many sadists cringe, it does not make me happy in my pants.

EW, I have a plastinated brain, will that do, or do you require a fresh one? [8|]




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