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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 12:02:20 PM   
aliceswondrland


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I have decided to put up a profile.

But I don't feel like writing it.  We at Domiguy Industries have been at the forefront of PRD for quite sometime now, but I guess there is some sort of a conflict of interest if I were to utilize the technology for my benefit.  I guess the government considers it to be paramount to insider trading.

Oh well.

If you can help out with any ideas that might enable me to grease the gums and knees and bind the wrists without a whole lot of effort it would be greatly appreciated.

I'm just not sure if I should start with internet prick or misogynist?

Help.



Neither. Give up- the idea of you getting a woman, it's hopeless.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 12:03:34 PM   
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prick or misogynist


I can’t believe a misogynistic prick like you is trying to trying to con all these worthless and feeble minded internet bitches into writing your profile for you. I am appalled to see these sniveling little cunts wag their gaping whore holes in the air at your beckon call under the guise of serving you with a new profile. It’s disgusting.

And you my friend, I have solved your dilemma as to whether or not you are firstly a prick or a misogynist. . . you are easily both and therefore a pricksogynist! I shall notify Webster myself. And when you look it up in the new dictionary, there under pricksogynist will be a picture of your avatar.






Hmm. I like you.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 12:54:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: aliceswondrland

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I have decided to put up a profile.

But I don't feel like writing it.  We at Domiguy Industries have been at the forefront of PRD for quite sometime now, but I guess there is some sort of a conflict of interest if I were to utilize the technology for my benefit.  I guess the government considers it to be paramount to insider trading.

Oh well.

If you can help out with any ideas that might enable me to grease the gums and knees and bind the wrists without a whole lot of effort it would be greatly appreciated.

I'm just not sure if I should start with internet prick or misogynist?

Help.



Neither. Give up- the idea of you getting a woman, it's hopeless.



That's exactly what I was thinking.  This is exactly why I must have others create the perfect profile for me.  When you take into consideration  my tremendously impaired ability to communicate when coupled with my complete lack of tact you have a recipe that calls for countless lonely nights of jerking off.

This is where my new profile will come to my rescue.  It will do all of my talking for me.  Everything that a sub needs to know and how to act will be included in this profile.  She will be required to memorize it article by article.  The beauty of this is that nothing is left to chance.  I can't fail.  No sub will be immune to my advances.

So alice, you better hurry and get a number.  Don't want you to crack under the grief of holding ticket #1042 while I am currently serving #24.  The wait and anticipation is surely more than you could bear. 

You, along with so many others, will be mine.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 1:23:36 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Heres an example of what your profile should look like..


http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/325098/rzrr/69114/details.htm


Oh my gawd. I had forgotten all about mr full of himself!! Lushy, thank you for posting that. That guy has always, just totally cracked me up.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 1:51:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Heres an example of what your profile should look like..


http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/325098/rzrr/69114/details.htm


Oh my gawd. I had forgotten all about mr full of himself!! Lushy, thank you for posting that. That guy has always, just totally cracked me up.



It is almost hard to believe that it is real.....it's ...it's...perfect.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 2:04:48 PM   
LaTigresse


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 2:41:15 PM   
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"A Waking Dream," as the tag line casts the air that you exceed a prospective sub's wildest fantasies. No matter how you shake it, being "dreamy" always melts a woman's heart.

The "hard limit" of Country Music looks like a keeper. Overall that site looks like a cross between the show Dallas and an S&M club.


< Message edited by cloudboy -- 2/12/2010 2:47:52 PM >

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/13/2010 3:04:20 PM   
cloudboy


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ORIGINAL: cloudboy


"A Waking Dream," as the tag line casts the air that you exceed a prospective sub's wildest fantasies. No matter how you shake it, being "dreamy" always melts a woman's heart.

The "hard limit" of Country Music looks like a keeper. Overall that site looks like a cross between the show Dallas and an S&M club.



Exhibit A: "A Waking Dream,"

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/13/2010 3:15:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Heres an example of what your profile should look like..


http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/325098/rzrr/69114/details.htm


Oh my gawd. I had forgotten all about mr full of himself!! Lushy, thank you for posting that. That guy has always, just totally cracked me up.



He's an "expert" at singing, rollerblading, martial arts, camping, AND fisting!

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/13/2010 4:11:28 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Level


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Heres an example of what your profile should look like..


http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/325098/rzrr/69114/details.htm


Oh my gawd. I had forgotten all about mr full of himself!! Lushy, thank you for posting that. That guy has always, just totally cracked me up.



He's an "expert" at singing, rollerblading, martial arts, camping, AND fisting!


Dreamy just dreamy. I always wanted to meet a man that was a camping and roller blade expert.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/17/2010 9:09:11 PM   
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You need friends, thousands of friends with thousands of annoying pictures to make your profile take ages to load.


Let me know when Domiguy passes this FEMDOM on the friendship barometer. It will take quite a poll vault for him to move ahead of her.

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