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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 6:19:30 PM   
ResidentSadist


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prick or misogynist


I can’t believe a misogynistic prick like you is trying to trying to con all these worthless and feeble minded internet bitches into writing your profile for you. I am appalled to see these sniveling little cunts wag their gaping whore holes in the air at your beckon call under the guise of serving you with a new profile. It’s disgusting.

And you my friend, I have solved your dilemma as to whether or not you are firstly a prick or a misogynist. . . you are easily both and therefore a pricksogynist! I shall notify Webster myself. And when you look it up in the new dictionary, there under pricksogynist will be a picture of your avatar.





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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 6:40:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dont be jealous Kalon. My heart is big enough for da both of ya!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 6:47:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Dont be jealous Kalon. My heart is big enough for da both of ya!

I'm gonna guess "Heart" is a euphemism for "Gash" in your case?


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 6:53:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Fuck, it's people like popeye that post pixes of their effing vehicles - had I known you wanted a profile like his, I wouldn't have wasted my time with the stellar advice I provided you with. Shit.



That is so mean.....

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 6:54:25 PM   
kittinSol


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Status: offline 		I know :-) . But let's not forget who popeye is .

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 6:58:48 PM   
Icarys


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

How about the phrase, "Kind and Warm Internet Prick"

note the Caps!... it is a sure sign that you are DOMINATE!

Jeff

Or in the advertising industry.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 7:03:22 PM   
Icarys


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

prick or misogynist


I can’t believe a misogynistic prick like you is trying to trying to con all these worthless and feeble minded internet bitches into writing your profile for you. I am appalled to see these sniveling little cunts wag their gaping whore holes in the air at your beckon call under the guise of serving you with a new profile. It’s disgusting.

And you my friend, I have solved your dilemma as to whether or not you are firstly a prick or a misogynist. . . you are easily both and therefore a pricksogynist! I shall notify Webster myself. And when you look it up in the new dictionary, there under pricksogynist will be a picture of your avatar.





Pricksogynist..Has a certain ring to it.


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 7:44:18 PM   
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Everybody is forgetting the sensitive side here. How about :

I am abrasive enough for anyone's rough edges,
Wanna try a bit of erosion in motion ?

Hmmmm, wait a minute, maybe I should use that myself.

T

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 7:47:04 PM   
Icarys


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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

FR

Everybody is forgetting the sensitive side here. How about :

I am abrasive enough for anyone's rough edges,
Wanna try a bit of erosion in motion ?

Hmmmm, wait a minute, maybe I should use that myself.

T

Catchy...


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 7:49:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I have decided to put up a profile.

But I don't feel like writing it.  We at Domiguy Industries have been at the forefront of PRD for quite sometime now, but I guess there is some sort of a conflict of interest if I were to utilize the technology for my benefit.  I guess the government considers it to be paramount to insider trading.

Oh well.

If you can help out with any ideas that might enable me to grease the gums and knees and bind the wrists without a whole lot of effort it would be greatly appreciated.

I'm just not sure if I should start with internet prick or misogynist?

Help.


Jus copy an paste mine.


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 8:37:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

prick or misogynist


I can’t believe a misogynistic prick like you is trying to trying to con all these worthless and feeble minded internet bitches into writing your profile for you. I am appalled to see these sniveling little cunts wag their gaping whore holes in the air at your beckon call under the guise of serving you with a new profile. It’s disgusting. And you my friend, I have solved your dilemma as to whether or not you are firstly a prick or a misogynist. . . you are easily both and therefore a pricksogynist! I shall notify Webster myself. And when you look it up in the new dictionary, there under pricksogynist will be a picture of your avatar.






I love when you talk all sweet like that.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 9:30:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Domiguy, as you polish up your profile, may I suggest that you take a look at the words you're using and change some out for some of these ideas....?

...Use Latin phrases

...instead of commonly used words, swap them out for obscure words that you might only see in an old thesaurus (or use in Scrabble)

...to add more flavor, consider using words that tend to be fairly obsolete in modern language (example:  use "oft" instead of "often").

Subs like to be reminded that a dominant is smarter, so surely these will win you even more followers. 

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 9:36:22 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		There is so much to digest here. It's all rather overwhelming.  I do believe in my hearts of hearts that I can and will create a profile based upon these recommendations that no sub could ever resist.  I have said this before, but with never more confidence than now, that I will soon be moistening more panties than an Asian tsunami.

As I board my helicopter with my new sub, who should never be contacted by any of you fuckers because she is taken. I shall constantly remind the slut just how lucky she is to be in my presence.  As we hover over Lake Shore Drive my sub will be mesmerized by the view. For I have heard that this time of year that the sight of my navel is simply breathtaking. She will beg not only for my collar but the chance to please me by finding me the perfect sister subby. I shall say, "I am pleased" in a magnificently condescending tone that only a true master could ever find the strength to muster.

My profile shall be grand.  I believe this is the end of the line for the majority of you save, Aynne88 and of course Jeffff. I have now evolved. You can no longer offer me anything but the ability to stand on your shoulders to avoid from being swept away by the tide of pussy juice heading in my direction.   It's what we meteoroligist refer to as a poon..nami. 

Rest well and don't worry I shall persevere.



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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 9:40:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Blah...we wait all day to hear about the profile and this is what we get?

It's like premature profile ejaculation.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 9:50:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Blah...we wait all day to hear about the profile and this is what we get?

It's like premature profile ejaculation.


LULZzzzz red. Dont forget they wuz oot tossing back a few. It is hard to write once the hop part of the hop bonding takes ahold a youse.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 9:59:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		It will happen. This is not something that can be rushed.   As it took Michelangelo three years to spawn David, God seven days to construct the Earth and the Colorado River seventeen million years to form the Gand Canyon.  All great things come with time. So please hush, silly lil' woman. 

Pricksogynist

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 11:38:24 PM   
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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 6:40:35 AM   
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Blah...we wait all day to hear about the profile and this is what we get? It's like premature profile ejaculation.


Don't you feel used.....

< Message edited by cloudboy -- 2/12/2010 6:41:26 AM >

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 7:32:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Your hard limit is archeaology.....what are you...some kind of monster?


Close.

As a devout Christian who takes the scripture literally, I cannot tolerate those that dig around in the dirt and try to undermine my faith with facts.

Those useless fucks.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/12/2010 11:47:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Your hard limit is archeaology.....what are you...some kind of monster?



I love wanders! I wrote him something just like that in pm yesterday! I love that girl's mind.... ok, amongst other things!

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