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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:34:15 PM   
sexyred1


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Where is a Domly place to live?  I think it might be important that I reside near a major metropolitan area. I feel I should Make it clear that I Winter in a tepid climate.

Just in case some sub might want to visit me at my Winter compound.


How about New Jersey? We are sorely lacking creative and studly, 9 inch cocked, heartfelt Dominates. And you can summer at Fire Island so as to seem PC.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:35:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Where is a Domly place to live?  I think it might be important that I reside near a major metropolitan area. I feel I should Make it clear that I Winter in a tepid climate.

Just in case some sub might want to visit me at my Winter compound.


How about New Jersey? We are sorely lacking creative and studly, 9 inch cocked, heartelt Dominates. And you can summer at Fire Island so as to seem PC.


He could take Jeffff!!!!!


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:35:54 PM   
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Cool as fuck.  I have better taste in beer and music than you do.  What are you better at than me?  Let's find out.

I'm the guy who is joking all the time, but under it all, I'm as serious as my friend's father's Alzheimers.  I'm looking for someone who takes life seriously without taking it seriously.

If you have a brain, a sense of humor, and if the folks who like you call you "our crazy friend," then I want you for a nighttime -- or maybe a lifetime -- of sweating, moaning, perveted bliss.



Wow...That's close. Really close.  Nothing about thick books but it does capture a certain feel that I think I might be shooting for.

It doesn't show much about my sensitive side.  Gee whiz. 

Thanks Red, might have to take a very hard look at this.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:36:13 PM   
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Awwww, I am heartbroken!



LOL - ok, I take it back, and I'll throw in a HAWT!!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:36:41 PM   
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Where is a Domly place to live? 

Fargo, North Dakota.  Chicks will think you are employed.

Edited to add: I used up all my serious with the last post.


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:40:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Where is a Domly place to live?  I think it might be important that I reside near a major metropolitan area. I feel I should Make it clear that I Winter in a tepid climate.

Just in case some sub might want to visit me at my Winter compound.


How about New Jersey? We are sorely lacking creative and studly, 9 inch cocked, heartelt Dominates. And you can summer at Fire Island so as to seem PC.


He could take Jeffff!!!!!



He could; they could hop bond out amongst the dunes....before oiling up and hugging it out.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:41:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Where is a Domly place to live? 

Fargo, North Dakota.  Chicks will think you are employed.



Red, I like the way you think.  The only drawback was the mention of Jeff's dad.  I see that he has been dragged out as gash gathering technique in about half the Dom profiles here on CM. It's just a tad bit too safe and cliche at this point.


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:42:54 PM   
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Someone... owes ME!


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:46:14 PM   
LaTigresse


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I will give him my dad.


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:49:58 PM   
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Where is a Domly place to live?  I think it might be important that I reside near a major metropolitan area. I feel I should Make it clear that I Winter in a tepid climate.

Just in case some sub might want to visit me at my Winter compound.


New York !!!  But no where near me. 

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:50:01 PM   
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I think you should also mention breeding, lactation, that you have a slave farm and that twins would be very helpful. In addition to waxing poetically about the big cock, of course.

Oh, and they must love anal. And dogs.


I do suffer from dander allergy issues.  I don't think that sounds very Domly.  It probably shouldn't be mentioned. Besides, once a sub falls for me I will probably make her put down all of her pets.  It's really for the best of everyone involved.

Lactation and breeding....Might be perceived as being kind of creepy on an introductory level.  Those things are best sprung on the sub after she is collared.



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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:52:11 PM   
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There there Ward.

I will give him my dad.



Great....Your dad is dead.........Yay!!!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:53:22 PM   
LaTigresse


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:53:46 PM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		I think your current profile is rather intriguing, and if I was in Chicago I wouldn't have ran away... but that is only because you are a rather funny bright guy... so any changes to your profile will hopefully use those skillz that you possess....

Not only that, your height alone should attract them like bees to honey, just some advice... men who start off their profile announcing how tall they are... well, that turns this sub off


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:54:18 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		I do understand...really I do.

However, when being a true Dominate you do need to be upfront about your wants. Perhaps you could build codicils into the slave contracts about the lactation and breeding?

But please be clear about anal...we subbies like to know which is end is up when choosing a partner.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:55:22 PM   
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Cool as fuck.  I have better taste in beer and music than you do.  What are you better at than me?  Let's find out.

I'm the guy who is joking all the time, but under it all, I'm as serious as my friend's father's Alzheimers.  I'm looking for someone who takes life seriously without taking it seriously.

In my spare time, I enjoy exploring Chicago, chaining flammable words together until they explode, and dissing Republicans.

If you have a brain, a sense of humor, and if the folks who like you call you "our crazy friend," then I want you for a nighttime -- or maybe a lifetime -- of sweating, moaning, perveted bliss.



The audio greeting could be the same script, only replacing the word "I" with "the domidong", as in "the domidong has better taste in beer and music than you do."  Perhaps set to a def beat?


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:59:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Where is a Domly place to live?  I think it might be important that I reside near a major metropolitan area. I feel I should Make it clear that I Winter in a tepid climate.

Just in case some sub might want to visit me at my Winter compound.


Just tell em you like walks on the beach in summer and that dead rappers needs love too.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:59:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Winter in Key West, summer at Fire Island. Since the whole leather g string has already been decided not to be gay in the least.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 2:05:06 PM   
juliaoceania


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Fargo, North Dakota. Chicks will think you are employed.


Yes, nothing says domly more than parkas


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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 2:05:37 PM   
afterforever


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Status: offline 		You need friends, thousands of friends with thousands of annoying pictures to make your profile take ages to load. The gash will think you're super cool to have so many friends, and the destruction of their browsing speed will only add to the anticipation of the domidong. Send a friend request to every beautiful, young, or slutty looking woman you can find. Doesn't matter if you've never spoken to them before, image is everything.

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