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the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 5:51:56 PM   
lucylucy


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What is the big deal with toilet seats? I've lived with men my whole life and figured out early on that they leave the seat up, so it became my habit to look before sitting down. I've never fallen in (ok, there was one near calamity, but it was funny) and never sat in pee. Seriously, why is this such a burning issue for so many? Is it that hard to just look and put the seat down if it's up?

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 5:53:21 PM   
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And don't even get me going on the sock drawer.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 5:55:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		I never stand. The seat is always down. Problem solved.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 5:55:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think it's actually contrived by us men.

For example: I walk into a public restroom and have to do a #2 urgently; however, the seat is down with pee all over it.

Now, provided they even have the seat protector thingy, I have to wipe down some other animal's urine, place down a mat because they might have poor sexual habits, and then can finally get to my urgent need. If there is no mat provided, I have to wipe down their mess and make a nest (that rhymed for everyone's enjoyment).

Case closed.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 5:58:15 PM   
EbonyWood


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Status: offline 		Plus there's that 'we have to lift the seat to pee' thing. But do WE complain? Oh no.
 
Explosive thread. I'm out. 
 

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:00:16 PM   
Kaiel


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Status: offline 		I don't want to spend My life... touching the underside of a toliet... that occasionally gets pee'd on... Nor do I want My ass in the bowl. I am raising a brillant young male, My son.. and he knows its polite to put the seat down and to rise it when he pees.... No one wants to touch the yucky side of the toliet... That being said, everyone is different... For Me in My home toliet seat is down or hell to pay! 

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:01:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well in my house, the seat and lid is typically put down, same at my boyfriend's (and he lives alone). But damned if my 16 year old son can remember to flush in the morning. I think that is way worse.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:02:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		my sibs covered this. both seats are down. so they are here visiting. i am groping in the dark to get to the bathroom and i need to go badly. I sit down and .....

I don't like turning on a light because that tells my body it is time to wake up. I sleep so little i don't want to turn on a light.

Sock drawer. toothpaste, the roll of toilet paper. I don't care.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:03:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		catch22. They get upset if you leave it down and piss on it. They get upset if you lift it to avoid pissing on it,then don't put it down.

Hmm...new rule. "Extreme Dominant" insists on girl leaving seat UP after she puts it down to use it.

What an evil fucking bastard he IS.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:07:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaiel

I don't want to spend My life... touching the underside of a toliet... that occasionally gets pee'd on... Nor do I want My ass in the bowl. I am raising a brillant young male, My son.. and he knows its polite to put the seat down and to rise it when he pees.... No one wants to touch the yucky side of the toliet... That being said, everyone is different... For Me in My home toliet seat is down or hell to pay! 


So, you don't want to touch the underside of a toilet but you have no problem with your brilliant young son having to do it.

It warms my heart to see the sacrifices mothers make for their children.

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:12:32 PM   
Kaiel


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

Well in my house, the seat and lid is typically put down, same at my boyfriend's (and he lives alone). But damned if my 16 year old son can remember to flush in the morning. I think that is way worse.


lol I agree! My 11 yo daughter is the same damn way! yuck!


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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:13:49 PM   
Kaiel


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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaiel

I don't want to spend My life... touching the underside of a toliet... that occasionally gets pee'd on... Nor do I want My ass in the bowl. I am raising a brillant young male, My son.. and he knows its polite to put the seat down and to rise it when he pees.... No one wants to touch the yucky side of the toliet... That being said, everyone is different... For Me in My home toliet seat is down or hell to pay! 


So, you don't want to touch the underside of a toilet but you have no problem with your brilliant young son having to do it.

It warms my heart to see the sacrifices mothers make for their children.



yeah he pees on it... he can touch it... and actually because he's little often times, I am with him in the bathroom touching the toliet seat reminding him and showing him to put it down... Then he washes his hands....  Don't take jabs at moms and kids... that's not what this is about.


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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:16:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		And then you have those germ phobic women who "hover" over the toilets-afraid to let thier perfect asses come in contact with the loathsome device-and end up pissing all over the seat themselves. Better if it was up in that case. maybe they need a cat box instead?

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:16:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		It astounds me every time I hear about someone sitting down on the toilet without looking; if I were in a bad mood, I'd say they get what they deserve

And the tp?



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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:19:58 PM   
Kaiel


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ORIGINAL: CelticNightmare

And then you have those germ phobic women who "hover" over the toilets-afraid to let thier perfect asses come in contact with the loathsome device-and end up pissing all over the seat themselves. Better if it was up in that case. maybe they need a cat box instead?

LOL! it's funny... I am a woman that has cleaning wipes in my bathroom which most guest use... In case they feel the need to hover, they don't have to...they can clean the toliet seat with a disposable wipe and then have a nice relaxing pee...I do way to many classes on STD's and shit that can live in wet warm areas... so I am a germ-a-phobe... OK, I am done with this pissy thread! :)

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:21:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Let me tell you about living where people steal toilet paper... and toilet seats.... and then they come around to you while you are in the restaurant eating and offer to sell you a roll of toilet paper. At least they don't try to sell you the seat!

I say pee under a tree. who cares if it's in downtown Metropolis?!

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:25:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		People who have a phobia about falling inside the bog were potty trained too early in life, and need to address the problem with their parents - toilets can be open, closed, whatever: if you're healthy, you shouldn't give a shit about the position of the fucking bog. You know who you are, lmh  .

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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:26:48 PM   
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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:30:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaiel

I don't want to spend My life... touching the underside of a toliet... that occasionally gets pee'd on... Nor do I want My ass in the bowl. I am raising a brillant young male, My son.. and he knows its polite to put the seat down and to rise it when he pees.... No one wants to touch the yucky side of the toliet... That being said, everyone is different... For Me in My home toliet seat is down or hell to pay! 


Yet you still wash your hands after using the toilet anyway? So what's the biggie?


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RE: the toilet seat thing - 2/16/2010 6:33:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaiel

I don't want to spend My life... touching the underside of a toliet... that occasionally gets pee'd on... Nor do I want My ass in the bowl. I am raising a brillant young male, My son.. and he knows its polite to put the seat down and to rise it when he pees.... No one wants to touch the yucky side of the toliet... That being said, everyone is different... For Me in My home toliet seat is down or hell to pay! 


Yet you still wash your hands after using the toilet anyway? So what's the biggie?



Someone else's bacteria on our hands when we wipe ourselves....unless wwe go wash our hands before peeing.


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