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Fore! - 3/28/2006 4:45:30 PM

GoddessMorgaine

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
ar$e."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that"

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RE: Fore! - 3/28/2006 10:30:54 PM

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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.

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RE: Fore! - 4/27/2006 2:09:37 PM

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