Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (Full Version)

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AlfredBravo -> Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:30:34 AM)

I ask this valid question for a reason. I heard that the pro domme dungeons were pretty dark basements in Minnesota.



BoiJen -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:31:12 AM)

Seriously?



xxblushesxx -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:33:41 AM)

Dude (OP) if you need some humiliation, contact me, I'll give you my 900 number. It'll be much better than begging for it here...



Lucienne -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:37:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AlfredBravo

I ask this valid question for a reason. I heard that the pro domme dungeons were pretty dark basements in Minnesota.


That actually has nothing to do with the time the sunsets. First, Minnesotans are not known for their naturally lit basements. Second, they're a discreet people so the windows are covered to block the natural light. Third, they also tend towards the pale and pudgy so a soft, but dimly lit room sets the most attractive scene.

Hope that helps.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:37:49 AM)

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(him, not you Blushy...)



AlfredBravo -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:40:22 AM)

Yes it does help me thank you. She said she had a dark basement to keep me shackled up naked in for a week if I paid her $2000.



AlfredBravo -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:41:57 AM)

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tsatske -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:42:30 AM)

never give money to people you do not know. Not the ones that promise to beat and shackle you, not the ones that promise you 300% return on your money, not the ones that promise you advice, not even the ones that promise to pay you on tuesday for a hamburger today.



xxblushesxx -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:43:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AlfredBravo

Yes it does help me thank you. She said she had a dark basement to keep me shackled up naked in for a week if I paid her $2000.


Oh hell. I'll shackle you AND let you do housework for $1500.



Lucienne -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:43:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AlfredBravo

Yes it does help me thank you. She said she had a dark basement to keep me shackled up naked in for a week if I paid her $2000.


Hell... I can get you a well-lit room for $3000.



xxblushesxx -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:44:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tsatske

never give money to people you do not know. Not the ones that promise to beat and shackle you, not the ones that promise you 300% return on your money, not the ones that promise you advice, not even the ones that promise to pay you on tuesday for a hamburger today.


tsatske, hush...I'm negotiating...



BoiJen -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:45:06 AM)

I, personally, think he should wire all the money to the woman who asked for it now so that he doesn't loose his place in line.

boi



cabernet -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:45:27 AM)

I'm a sub, but for $2000 you can come to Colorado and I'll keep you shackled in my basement for a week!!



Lucienne -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:45:59 AM)

Come now, let's not turn this into a race to the bottom. If you're permitting him to do housework, you should be charging him more, not less.



Rochsub2009 -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:46:01 AM)

6:08PM.  [:D]



BoiJen -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:46:08 AM)

Food and water not included...that's another $1000



sirsholly -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:46:23 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AlfredBravo

Yes it does help me thank you. She said she had a dark basement to keep me shackled up naked in for a week if I paid her $2000.

of course you would be required to pay ahead of time.

Then never hear from her again.



AlfredBravo -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:47:29 AM)

Thank you. Since you have given me advice and you recommend I dont take advice I will ignore you from here on in.  The pro dommes often have families and need the money. Besides it far cheaper than paying a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist and is just psychodrama roleplay.



xxblushesxx -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:47:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucienne

Come now, let's not turn this into a race to the bottom. If you're permitting him to do housework, you should be charging him more, not less.


This is true. But I'm feeling generous. Plus I'm sure he knows I'll expect tributes!



BoiJen -> RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get dark in Minnesota at this particular time of year? (2/20/2010 8:52:46 AM)

Oh now he's gone off the deep end substituting Professional Dominatrix sessions with psychotherapy. Such a bad choice.



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